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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:14 pm 
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One of the most weirdest nights out my entire career...


Random night.

Didn't feel like going out, it's Xmas and my sleeping pattern is messed up. Didn't realise it was Saturday night and was having a few drinks with Wez and James till about 2am ish.

Me and James decide to Hoover (pick up girls at the end of the night) near by, (Wez goes home) we go to 5th ave and do the lamest openers, weak stuff. But I'm guess we are just getting back into the game/groove.

We give up on 5th ave and try one sweep of the infamous gay village. But it turns out to be dead, on my back to 5th I put my arms out for a hug on a 3 set, (2 hot girls and 1 gay guy) they hug me and ask where is good to go at this time of night. I tell them everywhere is shut except my "after party drinks".

They seem cool and we all just talk About where we are from, they are all Italian. Well from Sicily apparently, they are working in Newcastle and they all work in a casino. They are both very good looking and super cool. The gay called "Nicolai' is very gay lol. Looks like that X factor gay dude "Rylan".

We get in James' flat and break open the red wine. They randomly asked us how to translate "suck dick", "morning glory" & "tit wank" own English. Random. We play drinking games with a Deck of cards. We all got drunk and me and James were using the rules to our advantage. One of the cards were a "take an item of clothing off" and the prettiest of the 2 says "Paolo" says to me "can I take off my belt?" I said "no, that's a garment, it has to be an item of clothes" so she is forced to take her top off lol. She has epic tits and a nice body. I instantly get hard.

The entire time. Valeria was eye fucking me. I guess she is my target for now. She got a bit drunk but you could tell it was the red wine I'm horny style of drunk. Anyway, get bored of the card game. We need to change a few rules with that game to speed things up.

James goes to the toilet or something, and I tell Valerie to sit next to me. We are just flirting and I'm looking down her cleavage and not being apologetic about it. She sees I have a boner and she touches it. It's getting interesting. We have a little makeout. She bites my lip hard, I don't get why some girls do that.

We ran out of alcohol anyway. So we played good old spin the bottle just so we can all make out with each other. As it happens the bottle lands on the 2 girls but they are hesitant since they are best friends, I tell him its the rules of the game so they go for it, they indeed make out. Really turned me on. But the inevitable happened. The bottle pointed at us and the girls were like "WELL WE HAD TO DO IT!" so I had to make out with not only James but we both had to make out with the gay dude too. He really went for it too with the tongue. disgusting Haha but we had to do it since the girls played ball 1st too.

We finish the game and they all are wanting a cigarette. I take Valeria to the bed (okay, bear in mind, at James' house, he has a double bed in his living room lol because the other bedroom's are taken with room mate's so you can imagine how hard it is to get privacy (pun intended)

Me and Valerie don't care what anybody thinks and we are touching each other up like crazy. I managed to get my hands down her 12 layers of pants/tights she had on. Very hairy but I guess italian's have their own ways. She also started to play with my cock and we are getting super horny but she is a bit hesitant because everybody is in the same room..

I suddenly hear the other people talk about an orgy in a jokey way, the gay guy was especially enthusiastic about it. Suddenly James turns all the lights off and all 5 of us are on the bed touching each other up. The gay guy was pleasing Paolo too, some gays fuck their female friends don't they?

Clothes start coming off and in my head in like "oh my fucking god haha" me and James are fingering the girls. It was so hot to see. We stick our cocks in their mouths whilst we finger bang them. I make out with the other chick too whilst James is fingering her..

Valerie is a bit nervous so she takes me to the toilet for some privacy, why didn't I think of that?? Although I would like to have a proper orgy and swap over and stuff.

Anyway. I continue to finger bang her in the toilet then lick her pussy. Very hairy bush. She tells me to get a condom. My wallet is in the living room so I disturb the other 3 haha they are all naked including the gay guy.
Guess what....I realise I forgot condoms! Rookie mistake. I'm in James' place so he should of a condom somewhere. Then the most devastating reply ever "sorry Dragula I don't have any condoms" rookie mistake. We both fucked up. I asked the gay guy and he fucking doesn't either.

I go in the bathroom and tell her the news, as i go in, she is peeing. Fuck sake. I finger her again and a my hands are full of her piss, its all wet n warm. She tells me to lick her out again, I do it because I don't want her to get all logical and shit so I do it. Ewww

I still try to fuck her bareback because she was hot. I nearly put it in there but it wasn't happening. I continue to lick her and I look down and I realise she has shit stains on her white underwear haha. I don't care. Everybody stains their underwear from time to time don't they..

The condom news messed it up. She went back in the living room and I followed. James fucked his girl bare back. I decide to push my girl on the bed and continue with the fun. It's getting heated again. The gay guy is dry humping paolo. But she naked and enjoying it all.

I get my girl's pants off yet again and I'm making out with her. James and his crew get a bit freaked out and take a break and they all stand up behind me and start talking that it's getting too crazy. I can't let this die! As I kiss Valerie. I feel a hand start to wank me from behind. I was like "oh yeah! mint, 2 girls" , I look over shoulder and it isn't Poalo, I see a beard with a creepy smile. I FREAK THE FUCK OUT! The gay dude wanked me off! James said "Don't worry dude, did it to me too"....

I don't want to give up so I go to the kitchen and find some cling film and wrap it around my cock for a DIY condom, then suddenly someone turns on the lights and they just see my stood there wrapping shrink wrap around my cock wondering what the fuck I am doing...

The girl's start to get logical and freak out. They end the madness. They get dressed , we exchange details and a kiss goodbye and they leave. I need to fuck her before she goes back to Newcastle. I can't see them replying to us to be honest.

So yeah, not really a LR But what a random night.

Good points:

The last 3 nights out have been shit but keep getting lucky at the end, I don't get it.

Bad points:

No condoms, rookie mistake, always carry a condom.
The bedroom logistics need to be optimized

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Last edited by Dragula on Sun Dec 06, 2015 3:20 pm, edited 3 times in total.

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 Post subject: Re: Gayness:
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:52 pm 
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HAHAHAHA

The guy on guy making out was way past my limit. The piss on the hands, shit in the knickers, handjob from a guy... this is hilarious and disgusting lol.

Clingfilm is where I nearly fainted with laughter

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