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Some people didn't believe my last FR that wasn't even a lay report, so I thought I would pull out my most ridiculous lay. Happened about two years ago, but still valuable to know that lays can happen anytime and in the wildest ways!
I was hanging out with my friend who is a natural. We were at his house with his younger brother who is 10. My wing wants this guy to be a pimp and he is well on his way.
While we were at my friend's house the 10 year old told me one of the funniest jokes, only to be topped later, but this one went: "You know the difference between my washer and your mom? ---- After I dump a load in my dryer it doesn't follow me around for two weeks."
Later we went to the local King Soopers, I eyed this cute looking checkout girl. It was like 11 o clock at night. I got the monster drink I came for and then this young stud opened this girl, "I don't need glasses to see that your beautiful."
I went over and joined the conversation, encouraging the young guy on while my wing and I watched. He then dropped the line, "This is my uncle DW, he's not an animal abuser, but he'll beat that pussy up."
We all cracked up for a good minute and then I told the young dude good job and that he had to get the girl's phone number. I gave him my receipt and he got the digits.
Later, I texted the girl. Told her the young pimp wanted to take her hot tubbing. Text conversation went on through the night. Eventually she texted me at four o clock in the morning and then she came over. She brought weed and alcohol. We ended up getting coke at 7 eleven for the alcohol and then back to my place where the close was simple and this girl was an absolute freak.
CHAT
