16/10/14 - Couch Surf Game - American and German
Been having a lot of bad luck with couch surfers recently. This one is a little different because it was 2 solo couch surfers who never met each other so we just assumed that they would feel more pressure & judgement since they are strangers, so I wasn’t really getting my hopes up when I heard the news that an American and a German were going to stay…
I get home from work, jump in the shower. I hear the doors open and shut and the sweet sound of a sexy American voice. I get dressed and go out to meet her. Super hot, epic tits, very friendly which goes without saying with USA girls.
We all chat for a while and she is a very sociable person. She said she was an introvert but she would’t stop talking. Anyway, James takes her to the local Tesco to get the booze etc, (They tend to pay since they are the guests
) I get a creepy genius idea of setting up a live stream web cam show and broadcast it to the ML boys on the group what’s app chat. As I set it up i hear a knock on the door- the German girl arrives - very bang-able. Get through the small talk, she is also very friendly and looks like the shy type. The pics seemed so different on her Couchsurf.com profile and didn’t look as DTF. James came back with USAgirl and now we are a team an all get acquainted, I still didn’t manage to set up the webcam up so I pretty much had to do it simultaneously whilst getting to know them. success! I set it up. The Whats’app chat group confirms it’s working.
Standard couch surf game, talk about pros and cons of each person’s country, We then mention about drinking games in each other’s country, we then did a reverse DHV spike and mentioned we had 2 Spanish dudes (Jose and Juan) who couch surfed with us a few weeks ago (this really helps, because hosts that only host girls raise suspicions and makes vagina wooden), and we told them that the Spanyards taught us the games ‘I have never’ and ‘Ring of Fire’.
I have never - me and James use this game as a way to screen the girls, we test the DTF-ness:
‘I have never...'
‘...had sex in a club toilets’
’ ...had STD’s’
‘…kissed an English guy’
(You get the idea)
Next game was 'Ring Of Fire', we like this game because it has a variety of nuggets to work with, it gets quite a bit of alcohol in the system, has cool things like like Truth or Dare, tricks and funny rules. USAgirl get’s truth or dare, she picks truth, we ask how many guys she ever slept with ANDDDD she claims to be a virgin for religious and medical reasons. Me and James’ body language instantly get’s dismissive and our targets are onto GermanGirl.
USA girl get’s truth or dare again and she picks Dare, we all dared her (including German) to make out with the person who draws the highest card, I am hoping for it but James wins (probably rigged) she starts to make out with him, things are getting interesting. The next hour is a bliss for me, but we do lap dances, mock sex positions with each other, almost kisses and we get out the whip cream and get all messy, hilarious. The vibe is electric. Lots of pics.
We get bored and start to play 'spin the bottle - truth or dare’, bottle points to German and we dare her to make out with me, boom. She seems into it too. Then comes my dare, they dare me to run into the street with my boxer shorts on, they go crazy thinking i don’t have the balls to do it. I casually get half naked and go to my door step, there is like 12 chavs just gathered on my door step. Not a fuck was given.
USAgirl kept picking truths and we would put the pressure on to see if we can break the virgin-ness, like asking her if she still has sexual fantasies with still being a virgin and all. Turns out, she liked to be dominated a little, this info will come in handy for later. We pair up and team up against each other and we are a couple VS couple, great dynamic.
German goes to the toilet to wipe off the whip cream, i tell her i’m gonna join her. i knew James would use this window to escalate on USAgirl, I try to escalate in the bathroom too but she seemed really into washing. We both head back to the living room and James and USAgirl are all over each other till they see us and then they stop. We are all feeling the DTF-ness in the air. We are playing with each other’s hands and have that couple feeling that is always a great thing. James plays the guitar that finally impress’s a girl.
They dare me and German to do a joint dare, I have to shout to pedestrians and show them my cock out of the window, German has to flash her bra at them, as we were waiting for targets to shout at, I noticed James and USAgirl were busy looking out of the window, I go for the make out with German to see if I can get the legit make out with the drinking game crutch. i need to know if it’s ON. She rejects me. Maybe try again later.
We get bored of the games and I mention we should go to the roof, we climb up the ladders (a little dangerous), girls get moist at “we are not supposed to be here” dynamics. In the middle of the roof top, there is like a square shed in the centre, it hosts the elevator mechanics, James takes his girl to one side of the shed and I keep my girl occupied on the other side. I escalate and get a legit make out. Very optimistic about getting the pumps.
<<<======================THIS SECTION IS JAMES' VERSION OF EVENTS==========================>>>
At this point the vibe is that we are both with our respective girls, which is really cool. I was the one who got the high card so I guess the rest was fate. If Phil had gotten the high card maybe thngs would have been reversed. If the Kraut got the high card, we both would have ended up going to bed alone. So because I got the high card I was the one that made out with the American. I see the make out as the initial spark of attraction in situations like this. I pull out at all the stops and make sure it's the best first kiss she's ever had. Hair pulling, lip biting, the whole shabang. Later on, Dragon and his girl give her a choice of dare to either give me a lap dance for 30 seconds or make out with me for 30 seconds. She hesitates and says she can't do lap dances, so I take that as my cue and pull her into me to make out with her. This time it's real and I can feel her getting horny.
When we get out onto the roof we go round the shed that holds the lift mechanism then I find a way to isolate the American to the other side. Push her onto a ledge and start making out with her again. Get some boobage then go for fingertime. She's getting really into it and ends up squirting into her tights, it looks like she's wet herself ha. It looks like Dragon and the Kraut have gone back downstairs, I ask American if she thinks Dragon and the Kraut will get together, she doesn't think so. I peek round the shed and see Dragon fingerbanging her. There are about three buildings that overlook that roof, so if anyone had looked outside they would have seen some filthy silhouettes. American asks me if they're there, I say I don't think so and take her into the shed.
I put my jacket on the floor and we lay down. I undress her and she has a phenomenal body, perfect breasts, wide hips, and a long tuft of soft blonde pubic hair. I start kissing down her body, teasing and biting the inside of her thigh. I ask if she wants me to kiss her between her legs, she says she wants it so much but it's naughty and sinful. I agree that it's sinful but tell her we can repent later. I tease her until she begs me to do it then push my tongue inside her. She screams and starts writhing, I tell her she can be as loud as she likes because no-one in Manchester can hear us. After she comes, we lay down and talk, I ask her why she's a virgin. She says it's half that she's waiting for love and half the medical thing. She says she would literally need an operation before she can have sex. I didn't ask about it, but I felt some irregular flesh at the back of her vagina, and she was in pain if I put my finger in too far, so I knew I wasn't going to acquire pumpage. She says she's never done anything like this before. She was in a relationship with a guy for three months and never even kissed him. She has only kissed six guys. LOL. I would like to meet these guys.
I persuaded her to sleep in my bed, I told her that I would keep my trousers on so she wouldn't have to worry. We got into my room and both got naked. More sexy times, then she asked me the inevitable question which is whether all Couchsurfers get the luxury bedsurfing upgrade. I say no, but tell her about some of my more interesting Couchsurfing stories, and then we fall asleep.
<<<======================BACK TO MY STORY==========================>>>
I don’t really know what to do with it all so I just make out and kiss her neck. She lets me do it and I know this is making the pussy moist, She tells me to stop. I just throw my charm at her and shoot the shit. She asks where James and his girl is, I peak around the other corner of the shed and to my horror I see James fingering the virgin USAgirl, it looked like he was playing the guitar, I try to hold my laughter, i even get really turned. German asks me if I can see them to which I say ‘no’ but she looks anyway. Her face was priceless, I couldn’t stop laughing. It looked like this:
Me and German agree that we don’t think USAgirl is a virgin and I am optimistic for James to get the pumps. James is next to the exit, so I am kinda stuck on this side of the shed since we don’t want to disturb them. So I escalate, decide to the do the same and welcomes my fingers, her vagina is dripping, if I had a vagina mine would be too. She gets super into it. Combined with neck kissing and finger blasting she was going crazy. Then the LMR kicks in as predicted, I instantly say:
"I know you probably think we do this to all of our couch surfers (she nods her head) but it isn’t true, I didn’t expect to meet a cool chick like you, I like you, you have a great personality bla bla” she kisses me...
In my experience of couch surfing, I always get this resistance and now I am one step ahead of them and can tell what they are thinking before they even think, James is the same too. Game is almost like cheating sometimes!
We talk for a while and then check on James, he is no where to be seen, I mention to go back to the apartment, as we climb down the ladder I text James to ask if he extracted, then hear is metal gear solid message tone coming from the small creepy shed lol, I ignored it and led German to my now empty apartment. I escalate on the sofa for the webcam but it is a bit too late and probably too boring for the viewers, HOWEVER, my full name is on the group chat and I get a few random friend requests.
I pushed her on the kitchen bed and tried to get my freak on, more LMR. I say “no problem, that’s cool” stand up and start to turn the lights off. She is wondering what the hell am I doing and she is feeling awkward, I guess that is what you call a freeze out. I say:
me- “Just turning the lights off, might go to bed’
her- “Let’s at least talk as friends?”
me- “That works for me, but I hate the kitchen bed, lets go to my bed and have a chat there instead”
I then just walk and she follows, it’s on. She goes to the bathroom and puts on her PJ’s, we snuggle and I say we are best friends only, nothing else. She is giggling since I’m calling out the elephant in the room . I make her feel really bored and awkward with my chat on purpose and I just make out and try again. PJ’s are much easier to infiltrate than jeans. I go for the pussy and she bat’s away my hand, i try another 3/4 times and this is a no go area. I am the LMR master if I don’t mind saying so myself. I grab her ass and she let’s me play with it. Time to go for the slam dunk from behind, I figured…if i place my finger in the wrong place, she will instantly resist, but if I hit the bullseye, then the instant penetration will make her want to her keep my finger there. If you miss, you have 1.2 seconds to find the bullseye before the resistance
This is like shooting a basket ball shot and scoring with out hitting the basket hoop. Here I go.........BULLSEYE, it’s straight in there and my finger is doing it’s best, it really aches at this angle but I man up and get her really turned on before I go to the traditional front fingering for leverage. It works, I am now finger blasting and she going mental. Been really into squirting recently and she does indeed squirt. I go down on her and do the full works. I just keep doing it and doing it till she says the inevitable magic words. “Do you have a condom?”, straight to my bed side draw, on with the condom and the rest is taken care of.SUCCESS. She is kinda awkward and lay there like a sack of spuds though whilst I do all the work. To be fair, I expected it since it’s been 2 years since she had sex.
I am still enjoying myself regardless (nee girl feelings) and I pull her on top of me into the cowgirl position, she says she has never tried cowgirl before (DAFUQ?!), I get into it and I spank her on the ass. She stops and is really confused what just happened. She says that she is not a race horse lol, I guess spanking is completely alien to her. Oh well. i try doggy but she says one new position is enough for one night (lol). I do the deed and empty the coconuts. I am not selfish and I continue to finger bang her and make a mess of the place. She even says she can’t breathe properly when I was doing it.
We snuggle, chat and I am wondering where the fuck James has been for the last 1.5 hours, he suddenly enters the apartment but German put the chain on the lock for some reason so I let James inside, I was full on naked and the USAgirl’s face was price-less, not because I was naked but her face said to me “this is the most bizarre night of my life”,1 hour later my alarm goes for work for 6am. So sleepy. Love couch surf game.
Think we have solved our issue, me and James were way too smooth with past couch surf girls, - with the drinking games and the perfect planning. This time around, we made it out to be spontaneous and that we only just recently learned about these drinking games recently, we also know how to ask the correct DTF questions to filter out the girls that will put out and those who have potential. Last week we had more Germans, they had the cheek to actually come to Manchester to see it’s tourist attractions rather than see my shlong, but it was funny actually. The next day they were invisible to us and we both left them to it and we both had our fuck buddies around in front of them. (Pink writing), ALSO, always buyers remorse the next day so no point in hosting them for more than one day. It HAS to happen on the 1st night or else your chances of banging decrease A LOT.
As I am typing this report, German comes back the the apartment to sleep for her last night and I say hi to her etc, We have a new couch surfer who isn’t DTF, I tell her that the kitchen bed is her bed which forces German to stay in my bed, so I decide to go for round 2 , so I tell her I’m gonna go to bed and she should join me, she didn’t follow me. Oh well, that is the extent to my game for tonight, I have to commit to going to my room now otherwise my value crumbles.
Anyway, as I am typing this FR she comes into my room to read a book, we have a little chat etc. She finishes her book and I say it’s bed time for me too. I open my covers and tell her to join, she says she can not stay in my bed and requests for my spare blanket to sleep on the couch like a real couch surfer , i tell her ‘ you hate me now don’t you?' she says she can’t stay because I will be too naughty so I laugh in her face and accuse her of seducing me last night. She has to leave in a few hours so I ask for a kiss goodbye, I get a little make out and try to pull her to my bed a a last ditch attempt. But to no avail.
THE END.
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