Look out for the unexpected turn of events at the end (including a dog…)
Before The Date
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Standard opener and then was testing a new attraction line: “Do you want to be my Hungarian girlfriend?”
So what does this do:
1. I have multiple girlfriends
2. The fact that I am asking her to be my girlfriend suggests that I am not actually looking for a girlfriend and am probably looking for something a little less serious
3. It allows us to start playing the roles of being in a relationship, and what do people in a relationship do?
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As you can see from the brief interaction on Tinder, there was not that work to be done to convert to Facebook. Now as I realised after we met in person, she had stalked my online profiles before even replying to the opener…
There is a lesson here:
Girls can and will stalk you online, you just have to give them a chance to do so. Therefore, if you do not have a personal domain and Instagram account set up, then DO IT NOW!
You can buy domain for $10 per year and install a free WordPress Theme in about 15 minutes. You then add some nice pictures and write some stuff about your life and this will immediately set you apart from the other 20 guys she has just matched.
I guess it’s up to you, if you want to battle for days to get a girl to go out on a date with you then fine, be like every other guy
Anyway, we didn’t end up meeting that night which was a shame…
During The Date
So this was not technically a “date”. It just so happened we were in the same bar one Friday evening and our friend walks up to me and says something along the lines of:
“Dave, I have read your blog, you are such a d*ck…”
This is a blog I run separately to The Girlfriend Funnel with the sole aim of boosting online profile for the girls that I meet, this blog talks about lifestyle, business and work.
As I mention above, a guy that shares opinions to an audience is innately attractive to a girl…
Who else in her life has she watched on a screen sharing their thoughts and opinions?
Actors, singers and rockstars…
So, I reiterate, there was not too much work to be done from here as my value has already been established, I just have to not mess up.
So we are in a crowded bar and head outside to the smoking area and continue to discuss our differing opinions on the world of work… again nothing special here, just have to interact like a normal human being and not be offensive.
She then buys us both a drink and we head to the dance floor. I am getting a little bit bored at this point as the music is not to my taste and I am not drink so I go in with the “magic line”:
“Let’s go back to my house…”
I think many people over complicate this process, but if we have established the appropriate value beforehand, then there is no need for special “lines” or “techniques”…
At this point I grab her hand and start walking off of the dance floor towards to exit.
She enquires as to where my house is, which is actually pretty far away so she suggests we head back to hers.
When we reach her front door she says “Thanks for taking me home, I’ll see you later” so I pretend to head off to a nearby bar, she then wants to come and join but I tell her that she can’t…
I then just walk up to her front door and she opens and we head inside.
The key learning point her is that you have to want sex LESS than the girl, if not she will sense this and will lose attraction. Your life has to be set up in such a way that you are not concerned if you have sex or not.
We get inside and head over to the bed and get down to things…
It’s at this point I should mention that she has a dog, a dog that is allowed to chill out on the bed with humans.
As I have never had a dog before I am unsure if this is normal or not… dog owners, let me know in the comments if this is the norm, as to me, it does seem slightly un-hygienic.
Anyway, I am pretty much naked and we start doing stuff and just as I’m getting into my flow I feel a wet, warm licking sensation on my lower back…
And yes, Marcus the sausage dog is trying to get in on the fun but it is a little too much for me and I push him away.
I guess he must have had enough as when we finished, he was on the other side of the room taking a drink of water…
After The Date
I left shortly after to go and wash myself but not without have a short chat and cuddle.
And arranging a date with the lovely lady the following week (without Marcus unfortunately…)
CHAT
