they started closing down the club, they started shutting off the TVs and we walked out. we walked to my truck but before we got to my truck i stopped, stepped in front of her, made eye contact and tried to go in for the kiss, there is no way this chick doesnt like me... nothing. she said "i'm sorry, you can kiss me on the cheek." i replied "no thats okay, i understand." so we went to my truck and i drove her home.
i pulled up to her place and jammed my truck in park. we start talking about what "johney was
trying to pull" and she was talking about how shes going to kill him. she said she likes me but she cant kiss me because she is "kind of" dating someone.
she said she has been seeing this guy for 6 months but they havent had sex. this put me in utter shock. how can you go 6 months of dating with no sex? what a fucking loser. he just never pulled the trigger with her. i asked her if she ever tried to jump his bones and she said "YESSS AND IT DIDNT WORK" she said she is sexually frustrated. they said that they do kiss. the boyfriend was away for a week and returns tomorrow. she was talking more about how sexually frustrated she is. i knew not to use logic so i said "i can fix that, come here." she was hesitant but she ended up letting me kiss her on the lips and she kissed back.
we made out for a while and i said "lets go back to my place." and she said "no, i'm a good girl and you are crazy!" my truck is still running at this time and we are right outside of her house. she was saying stuff like "well i have to go now." but she was not leaving. i would say "okay then" and start making out with her, starting to escalate with touching the side of her body. i said "lets go back to my place you havent gotten laid in over 6 months." "no i cant do that
no matter how much i want to... and i'm on my period." being on her period doesnt bug me. and that whole "no matter how much i want to" is all the IN i needed.
i said "i like you and i want to take you home, i'll bring you back in the morning." she turns me down and i say "i know you want to but you are saying no. i would drive off by now cause i know you want this but i dont want to get in trouble for kidnapping or some shit." she said "i know but i have to go home, its 2am!" and i start to drive at idol to test compliance (foot not on gas). she reaches for her seat belt to put it back on as she says "no stop, i have to go home. we are right here." so i immediately stop. we make out again, i start idol driving and turn around to go back the way i came. she tells me to stop again and she is about to open the door. i go to make out with her, we start kissing and she puts her hand on my lap to start rubbing my crotch. that is a clear sign though she didnt say it was okay. i took off.
she never said "yeah take me back to your place" in her words but definitely in her body language. as i'm leaving her subdivision she says "i cant believe i'm doing this, this is so crazy. you are so crazy!" and i reassured her she would be brought home in the morning, she wanted to be brought home after sex. perfect. the deal is made haha i popped a Rhino X pill i had in my pocket after we left her subdivision. she didnt noticed i did that. i sometimes have problems with new chicks that i cant get hard. no idea why but after the first time things are hunky dory also condoms are very uncomfortable for me. all my previous girlfriends were either on BC or i just pulled out.
i got a little lost and found my way back to the strip, my tank on E and i pull into a gas station. went to the restroom and drank some water out of the sink (eww) to wash down that damn pill. I went to pump gas with literally no money in my account. i needed to put something in. i put in my debit card and over-drafted my account $15 just so we dont get stranded (that would be really bad logistics haha) we drive back to my place and we walk up the stairs. we are holding hands but i'm walking right ahead of her, fingers not intertwined. we get inside, take off our shoes and itunes is done loading and i need to restart my laptop so i do that. i start making out with the girl. my laptop starts back up and i pull up itunes and i pull out my "stripper" playlist - my playlist i use when i KNOW things are about to go down and dont need escalation and i know there wont be LMR. i turn up the speakers so you can hear them in my room (other side of the wall). we go to my room and we start making out on my bed after i push her on it. she excuses herself to use my restroom because she wanted to remove her tampon. I laid down a dark blue towel for us to fuck on.
she comes back and i strip for her to Usher's song "bad girl". she is loving it and getting really turned on, no LMR. we have sex. in the middle of sex she was so fucking happy. she was saying that i was so amazing and she hasnt gotten laid in forever, telling me this while we were fucking haha
no blood anywhere when we were done. it was the end of her period.
i tired her out. she goes to the bathroom, i play this song on youtube (best after SNL song ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZORoCaveCU
she got home at 3:30am - everything went according to the plan johney and i set
obviously i couldnt have done with without johney
thank you for reading! Sorry for bad grammar I’m semi-retarded lol
more lay reports to come because i am single now!
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