This is among the top 5 of my most random lays, and also one of the very few one-nighters that I actually enjoyed. For me, a simple ONS is not too satisfying, I need to feel some kind of connection to the girl even if it's just one night, or else it's just "empty" sex which is of course better than jerking it but on a long term it gets quite boring for me.
Quick note before we start:
"actual quotes"
'shit I don't exactly remember'
So it all started when we decided we'd spend a few days at my friend's place who lives not far from us in a slightly bigger town. Our little group consisted of only guys plus a couple.
We arrived, got dressed up and headed to a nearby pub which my friend recommended. It was a very good decision. The place had a really great ambience and design. The music wasn't loud at all, it was easy to talk and it was a pleasant place to be in. It's very uncommon to find a place like that in Hungary so I was already happy. I didn't plan on gaming but of course as usually nothing went according to plan...fortunately.
I went to the bar to order drinks and then I noticed there was a stunning brunette near me. She looked like she was not having the time of her life, looking around, checking her phone and she looked generally worried. When I see such an easy target it is just outright impossible for me to resist the urge to go talk to her. I don't exactly remember what I opened with it was something like 'You really seem like something is bothering you. Relax' She then told me that she was here with a friend but now she is pissed because she left with an ex bf and she couldn't stop her, so now she just wanted to get drunk. I told her it was not a good idea for a sexy lady like her to get drunk alone, introduced myself and when she did the same I invited her to our table.
The other guys left to play cho-cho and the couple was just making out so we were left alone pretty quickly. We started talking and after a little while we saw two guys taking a chessboard back to the bar. And this was where things started to get interesting...
She asked me if I could play chess. I saw her eyes sparkle so with a slight hesitation to get her overly confident I answered Yes, I could. She asked me if I had a FIDE rating and I told her laughing that I didn't. Only she didn't know that I play online on a pretty high level and I just don't have time for tournaments, I'd have a FIDE rating ~2000 if I did.
And here everything went crazy. She came up with this bet, or game, or I don't know how to call it. She asked me to play and said if she won I would have to pay for her drinks all night. And then I asked what if I won? She looked at me, smiled, and told me: 'That would never happen. If a miracle like that happens I'll blow you'. I answered: 'Okay, deal, but don't let me win'. I kept it cool as if it were natural that these kind of things happened to me everyday... Though I did not really know what the fuck was going on:
a) Is she so confident in her chess skills?
b) Does she want me to fuck her so bad?
c) Is she crazy?
Turns out the answer was between all three of the above.
So I headed to the bar and asked for the board. We started playing, I played black, and she chose one of my favourite openings(Yugoslav attack. I don't want to get into much chess details though). After the first 10 moves or so, she asked me in a flirty way:"Do you happen to know the opening theory or did I just motivate you too much to play the best moves?" I answered with "Who knows?" with a cocky smile.
As the game continued we reached into a position where I was already significantly better. It was clear that the best she could hope for was a draw. During the game there were lots of flirty remarks from both sides. Things like 'You allow me to penetrate your position so easily' and 'You need to push harder than that' I never imagined that I'd flirt like such a badass when playing chess lol. So anyway here I said 'Looks like you're in a hard situation' and she accused me of lying about my FIDE rating. She told me she had about 1800 points and it would be impossible for an amateur to outplay her like that. I told her to calm down, and that I played online only because I didn't have time for real tournaments and my friends just wouldn't play me because I'd always win even with queen odds. She said she knew that feeling and told me that she'd not give up and fight for a draw.
Later we reached a position which was getting quite helpless for her. Meanwhile her friend came back. I don't know what happened with that ex bf and really, I don't even care. She wasn't annoying us much fortunately because she was mainly at the bar with some other guys and came back to "check back on the game" once in a while. Not like she understood anything of the position, or chess whatsoever. But it was completely good because this way I could play this smooth move...
I could tell that she was already contemplating to resign so I told her to come closer. I proposed an offer that was impossible for her to refuse. I said: 'Look, I don't want you to lose your dignity in front of your friend like this(she knew about the bet already), but I also want to teach you a lesson that your actions have consequences. Let's call this one a draw, BUT in return you'll have to buy me 2 more drinks, and tomorrow you'll take me out on a romantic dinner. It better be sweet with roses or else I'd be really disappointed in you' She was looking at me and could hardly believe what happened. Afterall I just "refused" her offer to blow me. Judging by only her looks and her facial expression after this, this shouldn't have been a common thing for her. She happily accepted my offer but I could tell she was slightly embarrassed. It was pretty funny that both of us were so confident in winning that we didn't even agreed to what would happen if we drew in the start... We couldn't spend much more time together because her friend got really wasted and she needed to look after her, and also my friends got bored and a bit tired so we exchanged numbers and after we finished our drinks everyone left.
Next day, early afternoon I got a text from her:
Quote:
HB: Is this Mr. Gentleman Chessmaster?
Me: I like that title a lot, but I prefer the more simple "Player" /This was pretty much the only opportunity in my life to call this pun. I couldn't resist/
HB: Funny. I hope you're hungry.
Me: I hope you already reserved tables for two.
HB: I actually did. 8.p.m at Flora Restaurant.
Me: Good girl. Don't forget the roses, and wear something sexy.
HB: We'll see about that...
Me: Don't play me, girl.
HB: I just don't want to ruin the surprise
Me: Seems like I'm not the only player here then
See you there.
HB:
xoxo
The rest of the day I didn't do too much. There was obviously no reason to text her anymore since we had everything scheduled. I went for a jog with my mate and when I got home I took a shower, dressed up and was ready for action.
I was late 10 minutes but it was okay, she was late 15 minutes, I calculated pretty well here. Usually I'd have thrown in a remark about how she couldn't show up on time but when I saw her I was just way too stunned. She was wearing a very hot black dress. Like, I could literally fuck her just there at that moment. On top of that, the girl really brought me roses. Not even just one, an entire bouquet. And also some chocolate. I was actually flattered. I told her how incredibly hot she looked and thanked for the flowers.
During the dinner I have found out a bit more about her. It turns out chess was not the only common thing here. She also played the piano like me. I have found out that she was from another part of the country, pretty far from here, and she came here to visit some relatives and friends. She was staying at her sister's place. The dinner was pretty casual except for the brutal flirting and that my hands started wandering off under the table, which was followed by her curious hands soon after. It was hard to eat, flirt and touchy-touchy at the same time with such a raging boner. Not enough blood lol.
When we finished our dinner I called for a taxi. She told me that we couldn't go to hers since her sister was already there but I shouldn't worry because she booked hotels. Not like I was worried, I would have fucked her basically anywhere where we wouldn't been seen, but I couldn't help but notice how sweet this girl was. I even told her:'Do you treat every guy this well? Because if yes, then you must be the nicest woman ever' She put a kinky smile on her face and answered: "Who knows?". We started making out and then the taxi arrived. It was pretty uncomfortable because the taxi driver wasn't too pleased that we were all over each other in the car already but I gave him a pretty big tip so that should make him happy.
Needless to say we fucked all night long. She had an extremely beautiful body and was a little kinky beast. I could hardly shut her down, even after she came almost a dozen times she'd want more. After I came too, exhausted we fell asleep. Next morning we decided that we should just let this be a one-timer to remember for. There was really no need to try anything more since she was so far away, it would probably just ruin it. We just agreed that if our paths ever cross again we'd meet up but that time I should be the one to take her out.
Happy End.
Morals of the story:
-Given the connection, one-timers can be pretty good too.
-As the title says, playing chess can get you laid.
Peace,
In$tinct.
CHAT
