| From OKCupid.
Opener: "Hi [name!]"
She said hi back and asked how my day was going. I responded with a language pattern that, let's say encouraged her to just GO FOR IT, to really TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY and MAKE IT HAPPEN, and she responded by asking where I lived. Moved straight to logistics. Green light!
Yesterday she texted me a shit-test. Agree and Amplify passed it with flying colors, as it usually does. She texted me "Just got off work, I'm gonna go shower and get clean and then we'll see what happens tonight "
I responded something like, "The best things that can happen tend to do so when a person is clean and showered Make sure you smell nice and look really pretty!"
Because fuck you, shit test. I also noted this in the back of my mind as Shit Test #1, deciding ahead of time that if I got to 3 before fucking her, I would NEXT her. I don't have the patience to put up with too much of that crap these days.
Anyway, we were scheduled to meet at a local lounge. It was closed when I got there, so I called her and decided to just meet her at her place and go for a night on the town. When I got to her place, she was a little bigger than in her pictures, but still cute and bangable. 38DD boobs, which is too big for my taste, but whatever, pretty girl with big tits.
I'm new in town, so she was my navigator for the evening. She took me to some really awesome spots around the city and we had a lot of fun getting to know each other. I started sex talk as soon as we got to the first bar, and we ended up exchanging sex stories (as always happens). Turns out she's bi, she's had threesomes, and sometimes fucks her (female roommate). Also noted as threesome potential, obviously. Also, she's a Type III, so I knew I wouldn't need any actual game besides portraying myself as a good, open-minded and sexually nonjudgmental lay.
When she asked what I did, I made up a semi ridiculous story...
"Well, you've been to those sex toy stores right?"
"Yeah all the time, blah blah blah"
"Well then you know there are basically two kinds of dildos. There are the regular ones that are just a big tube or whatever, then there are the ones that are really realistic, with the veins and stuff. You've seen those, right?"
"Yeah of course!"
"Well...they need models for realistic dildos. That was my old job, they molded those of my penis."
She laughed, touched me and said that's awesome.
"Yeah technically my dick's been in thousands of women. And probably some dudes...gross."
She loved the story, which I sold really well. I've actually made a couple dildos of my own cock before, to give as gifts to FBs, so I was familiar enough with the process to sell it convincingly.
We went all around town, I got to show off the best parts of personality. A lot. We made out and I played with her tits a couple times.
Eventually we go back to her place "so I can jam on her guitar."
We decide to play drinking games with her roommates (because I haven't even fucked her yet and I'm already angling for possible group sex...he he he)
We get some champagne, get to her place. One roommate is there, a 25-year-old "lesbian" who walks around topless. Nice boobs. Small, but perky. Nice girl.
We make up a drinking game, which I write the rules for. I made them dirty, like assigning certain cards to "all girls flash" or "hand down the pants of the person on your right."
They were all for it. I ended up making out with them both and fingering both of them, within minutes of beginning the game. Even her "lesbian" roommate who knew absolutely nothing about me, which probably includes my name. I was somewhat appalled that her roommate would let some random guy come over and finger her, but hey, I was enjoying it and so was she.
Then her OTHER roommate gets home. And she is BANGING. An ex-call girl, fantastic body. She doesn't want to play drinking games because she has a test in the morning and, like a typical sophomore, has terrible study habits and has 6 chapters left to read and study by tomorrow morning. Good luck with that, kiddo.
Anyway, my chick decides to tell her roommates the "dildo model" story. OTHER roommate thinks it's hot, and suggests that I have to show her my cock. I happily oblige. She tells me she should be a pussy model because she has a great pussy. I suggest she prove it and show me her pussy. She happily obliges.
Seriously, these girls....what possible awesome trashy heaven have I stumbled upon? I really want to fuck the roommate, either with or instead of my chick. But that's not going to happen tonight, so I somewhat disappointedly go to my chick's room.
She turns off the lights and puts on "Texas Chainsaw Massacre," the weirdest tone-setter I've ever seen a girl use. While we're making out, the TV is blaring about murdered bodies and STDs. Whatever floats your boat, honey. I make sure to use my own condoms, as always.
She gives me a little flak about not wanting to be pumped and dumped (red flag) because she's had bad experiences with guys in the past (red flag). Honestly, I don't give a shit and just want to bang. I calm her down a little by telling her I'll be back in town next week. It was kind of a shady answer, I didn't say I wasn't going to P&D, but simply that I'd be back in town. Whether I'd see her again was not part of my answer, but she accepted this.
We banged for about 5 minutes, she was soaking like a waterfall, when she started bleeding. I don't care at all, but she was really embarrassed and ran off into the shower. I just wiped the blood off with a towel she had in her room. Afterwards, she tries to recover by promising how amazing "round two is going to be."
I haven't made up my mind about whether I'll bang her again. My cold, blackened heart is telling me to do it just to get another shot at her roommate. I don't care either way if I see this particular girl again, but I will if it involves a threesome.
I have another date on Tuesday from OKCupid, hopefully I'll bang that one too.
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