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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:09 am 
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So, after a break-up and a few months of treating myself to doing whatever the fuck I want I decided I was tired of hooking up with the same few and went for gold. I just got out of the Navy and I'm taking advantage of the Navy paying for my school and paying me to go to school but I want to keep sane so I got a part-time at Target because all the women that work there are equator hot. I had to get a drug test so I go to the place that does them and there are two receptionist at the front desk. They were both hot. I didn't have to piss so I took the next 30 minutes to put on my cocky-funny and had them laughing but didn't come off like I don't talk to hotties often. They kept striking up conversation and giving me IOIs like asking about my tattoos or catching one of them twirling her hair in her finger and looking at my lips.

I finally have to take a leak and the one does what she has to do and I piss. I had to sign some papers or whatever and the 30-year old exclaims she can't ask for my number for herself, for whatever reason but I took it as an IOI, but the other girl thinks I'm hot and is too afraid to ask for my number. I write it down and put hearts all over the napkin because I'm a real G. Not even five minutes later the woman that said the other wanted it texts me and gives me the other because she's too shy to text first. I knew I was in immediately because for whatever she put me on the pedastool like desperate guys do. I text her and we chat for about two hours. I go for and ask what she's doing later and she says she'll be with friends then she'll text after so I say okay because I really don't give a shit if she comes over or not. She text me around 11 and asks for my address. It's pick-up time. She gets here and I poke fun at her about her thuggish car and she comes in. I tell her to make herself comfortable on the couch.

Now, I have things placed around my living room and bedroom that women can't help but notice and ask about that I always have something to play off of with. For instance, they always notice this stupid book called "Every Thug Needs A Lady" I have with a leafed page. They can't help but open it and read and I picked the page because it's about some guy eating pussy and it's slightly funny but not meant to be and we always talk about eating pussy and I subtly hint I'm really good at it but always cut the conversation immediately so I don't look needy. So, she notices and talks about all the other things I have laying around, blah blah blah. I go to put a movie on. I have three movies out and I claim they are the only ones I have: A subtitled Jacky Chan Movie, A Goofy Movie (like the Disney guy), and Seven Pounds. She laughs and decides we just watch Netflix. We watch what she wants. She's on the couch next to me because I made sure I told her to sit there when she got here. I am always confident so I pull her into me with my arm around her during the movie and acting flirty. I poke her in the side and she does the same and whatever. Half way through she puts her legs on my lap and there's a lot of silent tension so I go in for the kiss and we are making out. My hands are all over her and she's all over me. She rubs her hand on my dick so naturally we all know what happens next. First, I had her naked on my couch but I feared my roommate might come home any minute from spinning. We had sex two times that night and once in the morning before she left.

I actually spent a total of about 2 hours with her and the couple texting. I felt accomplished. I did however not really text her back afterward and ran into her out at the bars. Slightly awkward. Her and her friends were all yelling, "Really?! Just walk by? Don't even say hi? Really?" Yeaaaah.

Sorry this was rather long but some of these reports seem a little nondescript.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:23 am 
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Just some important info here for people who consider growing beards. If this may not be the appropriate place, then feel free to open up another topic and copy and paste the information:

The beard is also referred to as the "hate-beard." This is important to know if you consider wearing the beard to complement your game. An employee from Bosnia (who lived throughout the world) stated this: "Ten years ago, the different ethnic groups were doing quite well and got along. Then, the hate-beards entered our village. By that I mean severe preachers of the islam. Nothing was right with them, and us kids were not supposed to play anymore with the children of the 'infidels'. We called them "hate-beards" because their views of the faith were very restrictive. Eventually, happiness faded from town life. It wasn't much later that the tensions began to rise between the different ethnic groups, and we decided to flee the country. Then the Bosnian war broke out. Nowadays, whenever I see these orthodox believers, I have bad memories of the state of my home town."

This is a lawyer, who refuses to stand up for a judge in court, because for him, only his faith deserves respect, and not the human law as personified by a judge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLM6WrYsJ94

The first thing white guys do when they convert to islam is starting to grow beards. If you don't believe me take a look at this, a white convert known as "jihad jordi":
http://www.google.nl/imgres?um=1&sa=N&b ... =139&ty=72

Also, one of the figureheads of 'sharia4belgium', a 23 year old called Noureddine Abouallalalso, also wore a big beard. He has been killed in Syria fighting for the jihad. Thus, clearly the beard is connected with fundamentalist views of religion. This can significantly affect your game.

Then of course there's the "white knights" who are gonna bitch. Let me just say this to them: They hide behind superficial statements, pretend to be popular and have the laughers on their side, while in reality there is nothing more to them than meets the eye. They have no backbone and stick with the mainstream explanation of the world. They are the additive that makes the goo, the chameleons that blend in, and have no higher goals than having some affirmation within a crowd.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:46 am 
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Loser detected above!


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 2:18 am 
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 10:21 am 
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Seconding that.
Thirding that. And GJ man!


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:13 pm 
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Just some important info here for people who consider growing beards. If this may not be the appropriate place, then feel free to open up another topic and copy and paste the information:

The beard is also referred to as the "hate-beard." This is important to know if you consider wearing the beard to complement your game. An employee from Bosnia (who lived throughout the world) stated this: "Ten years ago, the different ethnic groups were doing quite well and got along. Then, the hate-beards entered our village. By that I mean severe preachers of the islam. Nothing was right with them, and us kids were not supposed to play anymore with the children of the 'infidels'. We called them "hate-beards" because their views of the faith were very restrictive. Eventually, happiness faded from town life. It wasn't much later that the tensions began to rise between the different ethnic groups, and we decided to flee the country. Then the Bosnian war broke out. Nowadays, whenever I see these orthodox believers, I have bad memories of the state of my home town."

This is a lawyer, who refuses to stand up for a judge in court, because for him, only his faith deserves respect, and not the human law as personified by a judge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLM6WrYsJ94

Can't refute it now can you, friend?

The first thing white guys do when they convert to islam is starting to grow beards. If you don't believe me take a look at this, a white convert known as "jihad jordi":
http://www.google.nl/imgres?um=1&sa=N&b ... =139&ty=72

Also, one of the figureheads of 'sharia4belgium', a 23 year old called Noureddine Abouallalalso, also wore a big beard. He has been killed in Syria fighting for the jihad. Thus, clearly the beard is connected with fundamentalist views of religion. This can significantly affect your game.

Then of course there's the "white knights" who are gonna bitch. Let me just say this to them: They hide behind superficial statements, pretend to be popular and have the laughers on their side, while in reality there is nothing more to them than meets the eye. They have no backbone and stick with the mainstream explanation of the world. They are the additive that makes the goo, the chameleons that blend in, and have no higher goals than having some affirmation within a crowd.
Closing your eyes and wishing it away won't make it so, friends! Only the weak resort to dismissing a thing when they cannot refute it.


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