So this is the epic of a young 20 year old lad who is laid by one 20 year old lady of the opposite sex. We will begin this story from my car. An old, beaten up Chevy Cavalier, but full of spirit. Shifting into fifth gear I put on my hot pink aviator sunglasses (haters gonna hate) as I drive into the sunset towards my friend's college. Now, my friend is a female who I've been very close to for nearly 5 years. She has 2 other female roommates. One is kind of not attractive but full of energy, and the other is a HB8. She's cute, small, C cup breasts and kind of soft spoken but with a temper. I start off the weekend just hanging out with the other 2 girls wondering where my HB8 is. She always seems to be at some kind of school event or something. After Friday passes without too much interaction, I just look forward to a party I was promised to attend on Saturday. Saturday around 6PM it's all 4 of us hanging out in their apartment living room with a stranger girl that came by to join us (stranger is more of a HB6 or 7.) HB8 is talking to this dude she's trying to get into a serious relationship with in text messages. They start setting up a date via text and she seems sort of excited about it (laaaaame). But the thing she's upset about is he was not there to do it in person, he was at his parent's house for the weekend. So from the opposite side of the room I'm like, "Alright, girl, give me that phone. I bet I can get this dude to drive up here TONIGHT. I'm that good." She laughs and says there's no way. I say, "aww c'mon, don't be lame." I pick myself up and sit next to her (I wanted her to come to me but she didn't want to give me the phone so I had to move closer instead) I can't remember how, but I get her to show me what was said so far. So she holds the phone in front of us and shows me their conversation. I put my hands on the phone too to keep it steady enough for me to read it. Now we're sort of holding hands. After I finish I click on the spot to start a new message and say, "this guy will be driving up here in less than half a minute, hold on." She squeaks out "Nooooo!" and laughs. Then she goes to her room for a minute but leaves her phone on the table. I steal it and type out, "Mmm, too bad you're not here right now, we'd have some fun." She comes back and sees it and squeaks again "Don't you dare send that!" I know I haven't overstepped my bounds because she's still laughing. At this point I'm playing keep away while she's all in my face. I walk into the bathroom and she follows me. I don't even get to flick on the light switch and she tackles me. I let her take me down and now we're wrestling and it's like one of those classic James Bond scenes where I push the phone out of her reach and she starts trying to climb over me. Then I get her in a mount (looks like this:
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n119 ... 0_1340.jpg) and put my face really close to her's and she starts looking like she's expecting a kiss. I smile like an ass and pick up the phone and walk back to the living room. She chases after me and tackles me again and we're wrestling. The random HB6 or 7 is like "I'm sensing a lot of sexual tension in the room." I laugh and then we all head to this party.
What happened at the party is not really important. We didn't talk much. She left for a minute and I started talking to other people. She came back and grabbed my hand and went to the dance floor. We started grinding (I was awkward for a minute because in truth I have never grinded before. But I think I picked it up.) We started making out. Then we left the party (because the floor that the rave/dancing was at started to collapse from all the people) and went back to the apartment. I made small talk with her while we walked holding hands. She leads me back to the living room where we start making out again, but we weren't in private so I just said, "Want to move this to your bedroom?" (I don't know if there's something that better fits my style to be said here. It sounded sort of AFC to me. Kind of like asking for permission to go to the room. But it was on the spot kind of thing.) Fucked up big time here because I didn't realize I didn't have a condom. She asked me if I had one and I said no. She kind of groaned a little and said "No condom no sex." I didn't care, I was having fun, but I was going to try anyway. I picked her up and put her on the bed. (Bed was awkward as hell. The thing was suspended like five feet of the ground. We start making out again and I slip my hand down her pants and finger her a while. I then ask, "Are you on the pill?" She said yeah. Still a no to sex though. I say, "How about blowjobs?" with a smile. She kisses me and says, "Nope." I'll be damned if I'd get blueballed tonight. I said, "You do anal?" She yells out laughing, "Nooo!" I'm like, "I'm going to be honest with you, I was only 90% joking with that one." She laughs again and we continue making out. I get her pants off with very little LMR. I worked through it with more fingering and making out. Then she lets me take it off. I start undoing my pants and take those off, but make no move to fuck. I finger her and kiss her neck and tits a little longer and out of nowhere she says, "Go ahead and do it." WE'RE IN BOYS. We have sex, finish, make out a while longer. And eventually go to bed naked at 7AM. We wake up and watch a baseball game together. I leave that weekend with a big "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" across the manila folder of that case file. Have a good week, gentlemen.
So I got to the desired outcome, but if I made any noticeable mistakes along the way (besides not having a condom handy) I'd really appreciate the input. Some girls are more forgiving of my mistakes than others, obviously.
tl;dr- I had sex last weekend with a HB8 I had barely known. Total time spent on her before sex commenced was about 7 hours.
CHAT
