I will try to make this concise. Enjoy.

Friday, I'm at a cookout with my kids. All is well great food and drink. I'm thinking fine evening. And it was!

But seeing it was a sure thing the night was not going to see any personal attention for my lower extremities, I started setting the pace for Saturday.

I had text messaged a couple women, two of those wanting to meet up that night. Not possible.

The third wanted to make a whole day of it. Fine I'm up for that, I enjoy the company as much as the final outcome.

We agree to meet near Detroit Metro airport and go from there.

She suggested exploring the downtown district of Ann Arbor, home to the U of M.

I was down for that, are you kidding, collage girls in yoga pants abound!!

Low and behold, it's graduation weekend!

I trail like a puppy through a few shops, til the noise from the patio bars was more than I could take.

No big story here but it was fun having a few here and there, the parties were even reaching roof tops.

I decided since we need to drive back to the "D" we calm it down a little, and head out.

I then made dinner and motel reservations.

Had a very nice dinner, and decided we were to full do do much else, went and rented movies, an a stop at the liquor store of course.

By now it's like 10, not late. but just right for that sort of thing.

We checked in, and went up to the room. very nice place, all brand new remodel.

In the room we find two queens, I'm okay with that, and let me tell you ...so was she!

I suggest making drinks, RumChatta for her SoCo for this guy, she was busy poking around the room, I volunteered to go get ICE.

Me "Hey you have the room key?"

Her "I think it's in my pocket or purse, I'll just flip the latch over so the door does not shut"

Me "Cool BRB."

I make it (At half buzzed pace) through the maze of unfamiliar grounds to the ICE machine two fucking halls away!

Bastards never put them anywhere near your room!

I see the door ajar, and briskly enter!!

I set the Ice down and notice the glasses I placed there earlier ..missing?!?

I turn to ask HER?

ONLY TO DISCOVER TWO NAKED PEOPLE I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE!

In total shock and horrified I exclaim "OMG I am SOOOO sorry!"

HE says!!! "It's cool man you can hang out!" (George Costanza's stunt double I swear!)

I was like "Naw thank's though I got that covered!" She just smiled??? LMFAO

Back safe in my room! Hysterical laughter made for some crazy awesome sex!

I think she's still LAUGHING!

Heywood.

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