Happy new year! No thanks to whiskey dick



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:14 am 
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It might be long, but I include information that is paramount to setting the scene and hopefully try to teach these along the way.

For those who don't know. Whiskey dick=when you can't become erect due to how much alcohol you've had. It's a serious problem that has plagued mankind.

So last night I met up with some friends that were drinking for the new year. Got to the pre-game a little late and right when I walk in everyone's like "HEEEEEEEY" blah blah, huge DHV. Side note- i always try to do the same when someone else walks into a room, chances are they will do the same to you the next time. It makes you feel good.

Anyways we start drinking some and I was only at the pregame for maybe an hour before me 3 guys and a girl left to go to a party we had established earlier. One of the guys was DJing. We get to the party and there's about 8 or so girls and I know 3 of them from other parties. 2 of them I know already like me so I kind of have my pick of the litter. The other guys with me are pretty drunk and their dancing with girls while I am in the other room talking and drinking to the girls I don't know. For the large part, I mostly ignore the girl i end up sleeping with. After talking to some of the girls i'm meeting, I could tell I probably would've got with one of them too, judging by the conversation/body language, etc.

So after an hour or so mostly everyone goes to the bars to celebrate the new year. Me, my friend who's real drunk right now, and 2 girls leave separately. The other people left shortly before. Once again i'm walking and talking separately with a girl I don't end up with. We walk to the bars, I gotta pee so I go on a building (idk if this matters to anyone). I catch up with the group and we find a table with our friends. Me and my girl I end up with are sharing drinks (creating a bond). The night sort of gets blurry, but for the most part were just having fun and drinking with each other.

We leave the bars, its me the 2 girls and 2 guys. The 2 guys end up getting lost of something, who knows. So it's just me and these two girls at their house. We put one girl to bed and go in the other room to start fooling around. I can't remember what i said to initiate it physically, but I remember at the time it seemed REALLY smooth haha. I give her oral and after she's primed i try to start it up. My dick's too loose and won't hold up at all though. So she tries giving me a bj but it's not really stiffening (she wasn't too good either). I just say fuck it since i'm tired and go to sleep.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:29 am 
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and this is why I keep a generic Viagra in my back pocket lest I befall this tragedy when i'm drunk, which I have


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:41 am 
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I'm pretty sexually inexperienced, so I figured I wouldn't need to ever have any help since most of it is new to me. I couldn't ever see myself taking viagra/cialis, makes me feel old haha


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 11:26 pm 
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Sure but it works against whiskey dick


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 11:47 am 
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it happens often mate, try no to get too drunk and also don't masturbate or a couple of days before you go out. then you'll be primed for action.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 6:57 pm 
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try no to get too drunk and also don't masturbate or a couple of days before you go out
Thats a lot to ask, next you will suggest losing weight and stop watching porn.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:05 am 
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I read on some sites that a lot of young guys are taking viagra now for sexual performance.


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