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 Post subject: Well this is akward.
PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:07 pm 
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So it was saturday night and I was about to go out to some of my friends.
When I arrived I noticed there was a girl.
This girl was a year younger then me but she was an absolute 9! (would be a 10 when she had a bigger ass and boobs but whatever)
Back then I diden't discover the PUA community so I was intimidated by her looks and dident dare to try flirt with her...
So a year later I saw she joined the same college at me and I was like busy with the PUA stuff for several month's.
So at the first party I saw her I did my move, at the first moment I noticed she was a real attention girl so I started talking to her friends and throw a few neg's at her.
Within 30minute's I knew she wanted me so when I came across her outside when I was on my way to take a piss I saw her and asked for a sigaret. ( I know I shouldn't smoke.)
After I was done smoking, I knew she wanted to kiss me so I did.
The usual stuff asked herr number and I saw her at school and kissed her in the brake's and I told I was going to see Insidious ( A horror movie, pretty good one btw!) and she said she wanted to see it with me.
So the movie was done and we where kissing and she took her clothes of and I was ready to fuck her.
But here come's the shitty part haha, Well she was grabbing a condom I just couldn't get a hard dick!
She noticed ofcourse and she tried to make it hard.
So I said that It would be oke in a few minute's and she started to kiss me while I tried to make it hard.
Oke imagen this ( not with too much details. )

Youre with a beautiful girl you had a crush on for a while.
She lies naked on you.
And youre just wanking youreself beceause It wont get hard.

It is a Akwardness thats terrible, so to kill the tension I just started to Crack some joke's about it.
She came a few day's later and I stil did the job (still doing now).
Out of this expirience I learned something, ALWAYS PEE WHEN YOU EXPECT TO HAVE SEX.
Beceause you want to avoid this.

Sorry for my bad english!


It was quit funny tough..

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 Post subject: Re: Well this is akward.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:27 pm 
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Good job man seems like you got her and are gettting what you want out of the community. Happy for you man. Plus good story.

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