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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:10 pm 
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Yesterday i got laid. I'll spare you the details, lets just say, four hours worth of fucking/foreplay, several several orgasms for her, and a bit of non-period related bleeding (she was extremely wet but felt very tight).

Me: I had fun yesterday, you? Still sore?
Her: No not sore, just pissed my mom got the message before me. she told me to go on birth control. she still doesnt know. sometimes my mom just doesnt leave my shit alone.
Me: holy shit lol, my bad

This morning
Her: I just went to the gyno. you ripped my cervix. lol.
Me: wow, no way.
Her: yep. no worries, its just weird to walk. ill be fine in a week.

This is the second girl this has happened to.
I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:14 pm 
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Stop having sex with petite women, LOL!!! Just kidding, I wouldn't worry about it. She was obviously enjoying herself during, and that is what matters the most. If you guys had a good time, then don't worry yourself about it too much. 8)

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 2:35 am 
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omg you animal haha

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:37 am 
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il ask wat everyone wants to know. How big is ur kawk


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:30 am 
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7 inches fully erect, maybe 2.5 inches soft. im a grower not a shower. 8inches in the morning on a good day. average/slightly above average. its all about technique.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:06 am 
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Using knives is no technique. :P

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:44 am 
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7 inches fully erect, maybe 2.5 inches soft. im a grower not a shower. 8inches in the morning on a good day. average/slightly above average. its all about technique.
stop fucking such sexy women you won't be so big and hard from them

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:59 am 
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was looking for this post all over the forum..dude i just did the same thing to a girl im seeing the other night..

how long did you have to wait?
was it weird the next time you had sex with her?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:15 am 
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oh yeah...fuck..thanks man :)

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haha! damn dude it's happened before, u must have some "Black" in u. when u guys go out on a third date she's gonna show up in a wheel chair. lol.

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Fuck them any harder and their head will come off. THAT'S when you should be worried.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:33 pm 
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What really sucks is that psychologically, she's going to equate having that happen to her to you, and you're going to have to wait before you can bust that ass again! I have done that to chicks before myself and you have to remember that what goes on during an "encounter" is mainly under your control. Have fun but don't ruin the girl for life. I'm not trying to brag, but speaking as a black dude, I can tell you this: Just because you are capable of something, doesn't mean you should always do it. Which would you rather have 1 night of bliss or 1000 nights? Just points to ponder, man! However, as long as she keeps coming back, you can keep doing what you've been doing (It's obviously working) but just remember, You control the set!

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That ain't no shit test, I can tell you that.

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