So Friday it's GTL like always, for later I was invited to a Birthday party by the "MILF" wasn't to excited about it, but fully thinking I may drop in later...
It was already past the dinner rush, but I decide to grab a bite to eat at the pub, for a quite start and you just never know what you'll run into at that time of night. Anyway I just order a burger, and "bing" I get a text from my bosses hot sister, "Your a tease" I LOL'd her back, a little banter I invite her to join me. she text's "I don't eat out after 8". I text back "I can do that anytime of day or night
" She says "Your DIRTY " "I'll think about it
"...so I order another drink.
Then "bing" I get a text from HB7.5 that I was pretty sure was DTF no primer required. I invite HER to join me... she says "HELL YES but it'll be 30 mins
" ...So I order another drink..
THEN FUCK! The hottie barmaid calls last call at 15 till 10!! WTF turns out her kid was ill or something and due to the local festival down town they were dead anyway....shit!
I was starting to get a little buzzed but I walked there...no drinking and driving for this guy, and now no back up plan! Damn it! and I invited not just one...but two women to meet me there
I'm not a total dick...so in order I text both the same message...."Change of plan, pub closed"
as I'm walking home "bing" the sister "That's cool I feel like pulling my PJs on and sitting in the A/C anyway and just chillin, next time Hon"
I get to my door and "Bing" HB7.5 "SHIT I'm only 3mins out!" ....I reply:"Well I'm already past the driving point, I'm gonna make a Jack, and cool off on my proch, you are more then welcome to join" Straight away she rings me "Hey I'm in your lot I see your bike where are YOU??"
I guide her in.....
So I make her a drink, she's bla bla-ing about her ex, her house, her kids, I'm actually doing a great job listening lol, she says "Am I talking to much?" I say JOKINGLY "Naw I didn't feel the need to turn on the radio once!"
She cleaned up her 2nd Jack & Coke, I offered a refill, she just said "please". she followed behind me, I closed the blinds on the patio behind her, I set her glass down, and took her hand as though we were just about to dance, I pulled her close, and kissed her hard.....then I lead her to my room...nothing else was said for the next hour and a half
It's still pretty early though but she says she has to work at 4am, I walk her to her car.
I go back to my porch, slightly sticky just in my jeans... "bing" it's the MILF.....WTF are you my friend BB didn't come because I told her you didn't show up you "FU*KER
I replied "cum get me I'll be ready!" she can't she's been drinking as well... "Next time Hon
" Damn It again...oh well
Saturday, I take of riding all day with the Bros, ignoring the festival ...returning early evening.
"Bing" I get a text from my daughter "what are you doing?" "Get down to the festival I am sitting with MILF and we are bored!"
I say fu*k it... I've no plan! and grab a cab!
I get down there and sitting at a table with her and MILF is a STUNNER in a sundress and giant Hollywood sunglasses!
We all introduce, MILF says BB couldn't make it so I came with L here! to describe her on the scale would be pointless
Milf says "Isn't she gorgeous???" I look L dead in the eyes and say, "well yes...but I need to let you know (now to her) you have some lipstick on your teeth! " L: "OMG thank you" wipes it off. Idle chit chat her and MILF decide to refill their drinks, and stand to go, I stand with them like I was gonna tag along as they would expect and took Ls hand turned it over, put one of my drink tokens in her palm...and said "you girls run along .... sup-prize me with something"
They returned quickly with 3 different drinks, I may choose the one I like best, I tell them they have done poorly, they all taste like garbage on the rocks. They pout a little and offer to get something else LOL!
Anyway...the whole several numchuckles stop by to try to open then ...not much luck.
My daughter wanders of to visit friends.....MILF bails on L and leaves her in my care... She is 25 has a BF that's out of town tonight IOIs to the Max...although I hardly even acknowledged her ...
Milf returns...ending her panic. They are meeting up with other girls....would I like to meet up again later.
Kissed me and left.
This morning...she Facebook-ed my with a picture of her posing in a bikini
She is also a figure competitor...
P.S. HB7.5 came back for round 2
AND Bosses Sister, gave me a gift cert for Bed Bath and Beyond for sheets?? She Says I'll need them LOL
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