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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:47 pm 
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Tonight a girl made me literally jizz in my pants.

Can't embed pics so here's : http://i.imgur.com/N1LRi.jpg?1

I went out with Ryan, Sasha Daygame's Head coach, and we hit a classy glam club. I found myself reverting back to bad attitudes like "These places are all fake, who'd want to be here anyway". Then I saw some hot girls dancing and I was like "No wait...hooking up with a hottie here would be awesome and sexy."

I was standing at the bar when this Spanish looking chick gave me a look while sucking her straw. This is the kind of look I would have previously ignored but I went over and said hi. My movements were slow, I leaned in close when speaking and I looked her dead in the eye. We introduced each other and I told her (slowly and seductively) that I liked her top.

After a minute of intense eye contact, her friend couldn't handle it and pushed our heads together, willing us to kiss. I let my beard graze her cheek and ear as I leaned in and said "Your friend really wants us to kiss... I don't like to kiss girls in clubs".

For dudes wondering, heres an article about why I don't kiss girls in clubs here: http://www.rapidescalation.com/makeouts-mean-nothing/

She smiled and we kept talking, then her friend left and motioned for us to stay. We stood at the bar together, swimming in a sea of sexual tension. We would stare into each others eyes for what felt like eternity, then when she couldn't handle it and looked away I'd pull her in for a hug. While hugging if pull our stomachs together so we were breathing together. This cycle went on for 5 minutes without speaking. It might not sound like long, but try it. Go see if you can keep an interaction going for even 1 minute without talking.

The sexual electricity between us was off the scales. I kept kissing her neck softly and slowly, and she'd lean in and rub her soft lips against my neck and chest.

Eventually I said "Come home with me".

"Why?" she asked.

"Because you can look me in the eye without blinking. And you can resist the urge to kiss me.... Most girls can't handle that pressure..."

She smiled at that answer. I wasn't just a random guy who wanted to fuck a girl from the club. I wanted to fuck HER. Because she was special for being sexually mature and advanced.

We went to find her friend and she was dancing with some Italian guy so we left her and sat down. We were caressing each other again and I put her hand on my boner. Her face lit up with naughty excitement and she put my hand on her leg above her pussy. After 2 minutes I stood up to take her to the bathrooms. She said no. In between intense eye contact tried a bunch more times, and eventually she came with me. We got there but there was a security guy in there so I took her to a dark corner to try to finger her.

Our sexual dance continued and we got more aggressive. I'd push her against the wall, then she'd push me back, pinning my arms begin my head and teasing me with her soft skin, brushing her lips against my skin and whispering in my ear. She wouldn't let me finger her (maybe she was on her period). She ramped up her touching, scratching at my chest and pulling at my pants, while rubbing her pussy against my stiff dick. It started feeling good. Really good. Orgasmic. To my surprise I realized I was close to cumming!

I pulled her in close, grabbing at her juicy ass and rubbing my cock against her, and she pressed herself against me and rubbed back. I pumped frantically faster, willing myself to ejaculate in this bizarre circumstance. I felt my orgasm building, and squeezed her tight in a frenzy of dry humping as I felt my warm hot river shooting down my leg. She kept touching me after and in the post orgasm afterglow I had all these mini orgasms on my face and neck, the sexual energy still buzzing all over my skin.

Eventually I composed myself, pulled her in and whispered into her ear. "I have to give you one of the greatest compliments I've ever given a woman.... You just made my jizz in my pants. Literally."

Ryan took the pics. He said "It's sweet how it starts so far down your leg, it makes it look like you have a long shlong."

That's her hand, proudly admiring her handiwork.

Can't embed pics so here's : http://i.imgur.com/ZFD6c.jpg?2

She smiled and I told her about how I haven't fucked for a week and a half. We went back to the bar and the insanity of the situation hit me. I was laughing manically and dancing like a man possessed, still trying to process what happened.

Ryan came back with his friend, and as I was telling them and pointing to the huge stain on my pants, I pointed at her and she smiled and did a little bow for us. She was evidently very proud of her achievement.

I went outside, chatted up some girl who told me she has to be lesbian with her friend "when there's not someone like Liam around to help us."

"Take me home tonight then" I said.

"I wish. I have work tomorrow. Come out tomorrow night..." she said, and gave me her number. Who knows if I'll see her again.

I walked home and the final thing I overheard was some British teen getting in a cab saying "I love it." After hearing John Cooper say "You love it!" in his charming British voice to countless girls on The Eurotour, it cracked me up to hear a British girl admit it. She loves it!


I did my presentation on Rapid Escalation at the 21 Convention the next day, going over all the principles present in this strage but entertaining seduction. The video will be on YouTube soon.

Note: some of my craziest sexual encounters have occurred as a result of me going at least a week without ejaculating. My two girls in one night adventure (one in a park, one in a club bathroom) a while back was a result of three weeks of borderline insane sexual frustration. Same with last night. Resisting the urge to ejaculate can lead to some crazy shit.

Sasha Daygame had told me that he used to cum from lap dances from strippers and I never believed him. He’s sitting in the room as I write this, and I asked him if I should mention that. He said “Yeah, of course. I used to cum like a motherfucker!”

Can't embed pics so here's : http://i.imgur.com/9JddJ.jpg?1

And yes.... LR stands for leg release.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:54 am 
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LMAO!! :lol:

That's fucking awesome man! It definetely is a funny thing what not blowing a load can do. I can't say I have ever blown a load in a nightclub with out penetration... this might be something new here.. like your clothed wings!? ahahha

good work dude 8)


Edit: Nice article. I had never thought about how kissing lots of girls can be bad for rep. I always assumed it may be a good thing. I'll be starting uni this semester, I might not kiss any girls in public to increase my rep and value. Nice one ;)

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