Here is what Heywood did:
HB8: It’s sort of a long drive for either of us to meet! (5hrs for either of us)
Me: Well let’s make it fair, I have friends ½ ways, if there’s no spark no big deal, I’d like to hang with them anyway!
HB: That’s a GREAT idea, Saturday is supposed to be beautiful! Good day for a ride.
Me: Great do you have a GPS? I know the area we can meet at _____ at Noon!
HB: I do lol, see you then.
Me: Bring a bathing suit….you just never know!
HB: HA! We’ll see about THAT!
Saturday, meet for Ice tea, all going well order light lunch…..still going well lot’s of eye contact, kino, me busting her balls for wearing Capri’s and flip flops LOL!
Me: Hey! You know the metro Zoo is just down the road! (I had already planed lol)
HB: OMG I haven’t been to a Zoo in forever!! Sure.
Me: (after learning she is divorced) we can through peanuts to you ex mother in law!
Zoo: Good times!
Me: Seeing as I have friends here I got a room; want to hang out at the outdoor pool for a while?
HB: Sure, just as long as you’re not expecting anything!!
Me: I expect to check you out in a bathing suit!
Stop at store and pick up ice cold beers!
Pool beers and buzz!
HB: I don’t want to sound rude but I’m a little hungry 
Me: Well let’s change and go eat!
Room; Make out-Pull back and say: Maybe we can do more of this later, but I’m starving!
HB: I don’t know if I can wait!
Me: Looks like you’ll have too! LOL
Dinner and drinks at local bar/grill!
Me: you’re a little to buzzed to drive, let’s hang out in my room, and get a movie!
Fast forward as she’s buying me breakfast at Bob Evans! I get a text from my kids
“Happy Fathers Day!” “ “We are buying wings and beers for you at 4 PM be there!”
Me: I have to go, had a great time!
She text and called several time during the day!
The end!

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