Hardcore night at the bar... haha!



Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests
Post new topic Reply to topic   Board index » Real Life Gaming » Lay Reports




Author Message
PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:18 pm 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Tue May 08, 2012 12:08 am
Posts: 21
Location: Canada
Yo mates,

I'm 22, pretty small guy (about 5'7). If you think being small is a bad thing with girls, you are wrong because one of my friend's is 6'5 and he gets as much girls as I do...get that in mind. Last night me and my friends (we were 6 total) went out in Québec City and here is how my night went:

We arrived near the bar to park the car in the street, I was totally sober.
We get out of the car and start walking to the bar when I see a car full of 4 girls pre-drinking, when my 6'5 friend, who is also a PUA, dares me to go talk the them...he just made a BIG MISTAKE!

I look at him for about 5 seconds and tell him '' watch this bro! '' I get inside the car and start to talk to the 2 front girls about anything on my mind, the type of stuff like '' Hey girls, what you drinkin'? Or doing the cop off-duty who will call is friends to come to arrest her up because they drink in a car wich is illegal lol, laughing about their dress to neg a bit then apologizing. ''

Being nice in a situation like this is a must. After 2 minutes, my friends don't believe it and one of them gets also inside the car with me and we keep on talking to those girls. They were solid 7.5 to be honest. Then my mates tell me that they wanna go at the bar, so i get out and we start finishing our walk.

We arrive at the bar, pay the cover, go straight to the dancefloor. I spot a girl, don't ask her shit and start dancing with her... After I'm tired of her, I do the same thing with two others at the same time (I think they were friends). One of my friends can't believe it.

At around 12h30AM I get on a box and start dancing with two girls (I drank 2 beers approx at that point) who are not really pretty (6/10 to be honest) but I didn't give a shit, I just wanted to have fun. Then some girls from Ontario get on the box with me (big fucking sluts) and I undress one of her just to see how far can I go...

I pulled up her dress, started to slap her ass that everybody could now see LOL!! Then a guy comes at me and dares me to drop the J-string to the floor, if I do it I win a beer. '' No problem bro hahaha! '' I drop it until the knee's until she starts to realise she's almost totally bottom naked on a box while everybody is looking/laughing at her. After I was tired of her plus the ex of one of my good friends was pissing him off by frenching another guy in his face inside the bar so him being depressive, we decided to leave... friends are more important to me than women.

OK. Lesson to learn here?

1- Don't be shy, and be confident.
2- If an approach doesn't work, change to another target. (everytime it's over)
3- Try crazy things. (It can be so freaking funny)
4- Be a nice guy even if you act like an asshole. (there are some limits)
& 5- Girls are drunk on the dancefloor most of the time so try stuff out, they'll be more open.
6- Getting girls is like fishing...there's many fish in the sea so don't stress out.

FYF

_________________
Actions speak louder than words.

FYF


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:10 pm 
Offline
Member of MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:13 am
Posts: 142
AOL: 1917+Overland+ave+apt#4
thanks for the share. Great post


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 8:54 pm 
Offline
MPUA Forum Zealot
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 17, 2012 3:51 pm
Posts: 372
you say they are like fish because you are an afc. you just pick random until someone says yes. that's not pick up, that's pure luck.
actually if you always ask if a girl wants to fuck you, eventually one will say yes sooner or later.
the rest more or less I agree with you. imo go read more.


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2012 3:14 am 
Offline
New to MPUA Forum
User avatar

Joined: Tue May 08, 2012 12:08 am
Posts: 21
Location: Canada
That night was some random pickups... you are totally right, I never said it wasn't ^^

_________________
Actions speak louder than words.

FYF


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 4 posts ] 

All times are UTC


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  

Can we be honest?

We want your email address. Let me send you the best seduction techniques ever devised... because they are really good.
close-link