OK so to start it off im 17. but i know u proberly dont believe me but im 6"5 and about 88kg thats about 193 pounds for those who dont follow the metric system. so im big and i do look olf for my age. i get mistaken for 20 and 21 all the time.

so im getting ready to go to a party my mate was gonna take me to but halfway through getting ready he cancells. so im like fuck this and then go on msn half dressed and a little pissed off. im speaking to a mate on msn and he asked me if i want to go clubbing with him, his older sister and their friends. (my mate is 17 to)

so i go over to his and its all good and we are al there girls and guys going out (i might also mention that i live in australia and the legal age is 18 not 21) so we go out and theres no real troubles at the door.

after about 45 minutes of just chilling i see a girl a like the look of (now i know the three second rule but at this point i hadnt read "the game" or even heard about this secret society. anyway she seemed to be a group of friends and they were all taking photos. i was getting some good eye contact so i said "u and me need to get a photo together" and she replied "oh do we"

so i nestles in beside her adding a quick kino but i moved after the first flash and didnt realise that this camera was set on red eye or something. so i said we needed another one. she agreed. we took it with me making sure i was standing still.

she then said "have u got enough photos?" while she smiled at me flitatioacly. i said "wait no i dont!" and pulled my camera phone out. i then said there was no space where she was and pulled her a bit out of the circle and to the side (semi isolation). we took the photo and i showed her. "so whats ur name" (IOI) she asked as she looked into my eyes with a glazed over look


ok so at this point i though no way could i have pulled this chick that quick but i later learnt that she was a slut. i dunno what it was, maybe when she was putting her hands down my pants on the dance floor or whispering in my ear "i want u" anyway we were talking about normal shit and then i said, "i cant hear u properly here, lets go somewhere queter.

we went to a dark corner and i put my hand out, she took it firmly as i led her through the crowd. IOI number 2. anyway we chatted and then kissed then danced then exchanged numbers. i told her i was house sitting this place and that she should come. but she had to leave with her friends.


anyway we were on the sms's all night and she agreed to come back to mine at 4.00pm. because i was saving all my money for christmas i chose to walk back to the place i was house sitting instead of catching a cab. little did i know that it was a 50 minute walk and i had 30 minutes. so i ran about 4 km and then got there just in time. her friends dropped her off and she was even more drunk and horny than before but she was too drunk. one of her friends was really over protective and took for ever to leave and then finally we had sex but the WORST sex of my life. she was hairy and she had these silicon things in her bra so she had no tits. good face and good ass but thats about it. anyway it was such bad sex as well and her phone kepts ringing. her friends then knocked on the door to pick her up again and we were half way throguh. it was bullshit!!!! she left in a drunken state. she put on her dress and was about to walk out the door. i said "ur underpants" and she then picked them up.

she had also fogotten her shoes down the corridoor so i went to get them. she left and i was like wtf that was fucked.

anyway next morning i found her underpants still on the bedroom floor and 1 earing......im thinking about texting her to tell her i have them just for a laugh.

Are you from germany? Yea, sounds like you are 17 lol... friends kept knocking on her door etc.
Hairy women ugh ... I had this 3way conversation on the phone and the girl said she is going to bed. I then told my friend over the phone "Man, when the moon came out and I saw her hairy back, I thought she was turning into a Werwolf! ... We need to give her for her bday a Razor."
lol little did i know she was listening still to our conversation.

Small tits aren't so bad trust me. You don't want them to sag and everthing. I was dating this german chick for a while that had EEEE's... those things were just way too big. Nothing wrong with a nice face and ass.

edit: Oh and most of the times women have to be drunk for ONS. Just to back rationalize WHY they had sex. "Oh I was drunk! I had 4 beers." BSSS! lol

if you haven't completely lost interest, i would try to bang her again when she's sober and comes to get her shit, yeah no one wants boobs that are out of control, i hooked up with this girl with big boobs once mainly cause i curious what they looked like naked, they were nice at first but when she laid down they just flopped over to the sides haha they looked like pancakes, it was pretty bad.

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