| I was walking the streets of Los Angeles with my wing – He points over to a sexy girl about 15 yards away “do you want” I reply... “naw... I want those” and glide over to greet two different Asian girls with a fist pound.I opened the one who wasn't my target, after we pounded it I start to walk away and my wing opens and hooks the set . I turn around over my should to DHV him and realize.... “holy shit.... these girls don't know ANY English” However, my wing seems to be holding court with them nicely so I continue to make my non target feel good by complimenting her hair, etc;. . . . No REAL conversation could happen but I managed to understand that they were going to a bar, and my target was under 21. O= ].
Internal Dialog : “So she speaks like zero English, she's Japanese, sexy, and 18 years old”
External Dialog, “want to go to a better bar?”
The girls look at each other confused. … I try again ...“new bar?” … “different bar?” errr... Fuck it.
My wing looks at me, “you want?” I give him a DUH look.
Wing : “THEN CLOSE”
Excited, I go “You, come to bar, =D Come on” And grab there hands and start leading them across the street towards a different bar. Once we're all walking, I look at my wing and he says... “The language of love is always the same”
Interesting, so we lead them around this bar which was empty at the time since it was 8:30pm, the purpose of this was because they had some friends to meet up with in 20 minutes, and I knew they were going to a bar that wasn't going to be that much fun so I wanted to show them our better, cooler bar. Then send them on there way to wish they were hanging out with us.
While my friend was exchanging numbers with his target, (I had already number closed my target at this point) I was bored so I randomly decide to start climbing a nearby tree.... (Literally)
Target Points up at me and yells “OHHHH MONKEY. YOU A MONKEY!! HA HA HA HA” I turn around in the tree and flip her off and smile. Jump down and walk over to her and put my finger in her face “you understand?” She grabs my finger and looks me in the eye “Yes... it means FUCK”
BAM !!!! It's ON BABY. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Of course.... they call us about 30 minutes later. The plan at this point was to meet them at the bar they were at, my wings house was literally right across the street so we would pick them up, take them back to his place to get them comfortable with the seduction location... take some shots, then back to our bar much cooler bar.
When we arrived at the bar they were at, things got pretty interesting....
After I walk in with a big smile, arms wide open yelling WOOOO at them giving my non target a hug. I'm greeted by another Japanese girl
Non-Target: “HI! This is YOH KOO ME”
Me : HUH?!
Non - Target : “YO KOO ME” (pointing at her friend)
Me : OHHH!!!!!!! HI! I'm ______!
Yokoome was extremely hott, hot enough for my wing to change targets.
Just as I start to think we're going to end up in a crazy Japanese orgy... in walks what I (thought) at the time was her boyfriend. They all start talking in Japanese, I look at my wing and he goes “lets sit down, grab a drink at this location then head back to my place” So we sit down – start looking at each other completely ignoring them, laughing, DHV, with our bodies facing each other. Locked in at the table we're at, while they are all standing around it. I notice the girls bodies slowly start to gravitate towards us... My wing gets up to grab us some drinks, I look at the girls with a “y'all even know what the fuck you're doing?” expression on my face... and say “EH?!”
Obviously they had no idea... so I sit back in my chair, look at the guy they're with and say HEY! And reach out my hand, he shakes it and I make a shot glass motion to my mouth and smile. YEA?! Shots?!
Hahahahhahaa, he goes yes! I grab my wing and stop him from ordering “LET ROLL!” Lead the 3 girls and the guy out of the bar towards my wings place....
On the way there I manage to gather that they all came to America from Japan together so they knew each other prior to this. This essentially confirmed my belief that the new girl, and they guy were dating. Great for me, bad for my wing.
Once we get to the place we start pouring drinks, and my friend starts putting on music. I motion to the group of girls to follow me into the kitchen. I hand them all a mixed drink, and I take a shot. I tried to propose a toast but all we could manage to do is yell “TOAST” together... good enough for me. GULP.
HAHHAHA
I look around, where is the guy? Just then he walks in with ANOTHER guy, my wing looks at me like what the fuck?! I tell him to relax and just keep control... I start gaming the guys and he takes the girls... I Offer them drinks, compliment the new guys jacket (it really was cool) and sit with them on the couch to change the music. One of the guys looks at me, “you like wiz kareefa?”
WIZ KHALIFA?! YA YA YA! Fist pound, I turn on wiz khalifa, girls go CRAZY. OHHH I RUVV WIZ KAREEFA!!”
Game on.
One of the guys shows me some cool Japanese music, I dig it, then I ask him to show me some more and hand him the laptop, He does... more fist pounds... I go sit with the girls and we start taking pictures... (which I'll post if ya'll want) AMAZING. HAHHAHAHA.
Time to head back to our bar wing looks at me (everyone in my car?) Fuck yea! (He drives a sick red Camero with red and black leather interior. ) All the guys, my target, and the non – target load up in the back seat. I put my wings new target on my lap (the one with the boyfriend) and we start driving... (side note, my wing was sober )
Eminem comes on and the girl on my lap starts singing to me.... I'm pretty sure she was showing off her Engrish, it was really cute. So I start scratching her head, and giving her butterfly kisses (rubbing my nose against hers), and biting her earlobes as she sings more and more for me.
I realize … Obviously, this girl has got to be single. My wing looks at me like “WTF you wanna switch girls or what?” I look over and just say outloud because they can't understand me anyways... “Naw man, Same target, I'm just raising her BT, and she's definitely single... I grab her hand and put it in his”
Lay back..... life is good, I start entertaining everyone in the backseat until we arrive.
Upon arriving I finally start giving my target some real attention because she's under 21 and it was essentially my responsibility to sneak her into this bar. I tell her to stick by me, I was going to do my typical “Stick my Chest out and walk in like I own the place” Maneuver, however. We got stopped, he asks for her ID, I start explaining she's from Japan, and that her ID (in Japanese) says she's 22. “I cant accept this”
me : Can I talk to the manager?
Door Guy : I am the manager
Oh... Fuck, well, … I continue to negotiate. As I have him distracted the rest of the crew walks in and she starts following them in. Fuck it.
BEELINE for the back of the bar. This was a two story bar and it was pretty big, I grab her and lead her into a comedy section and sit her down in a chair surrounded by people, hopefully UN-noticed. I say “wait here i'm going to the bathroom” I needed to piss and I run over to the bathroom, come back … Her seat is empty... Look around...
The manager grabs me out of no where...
“You both need to leave... she's in the bathroom”
Fucking language barrier.
She comes out, I lead her out of the bar and she's super upset telling me she's sorry she doesn't have an ID and that we can't take shots.
“it's okay we can still go take shots” My friends house was walking distance from this bar as well, and he had alcohol at his place. Kino kino kino kino the whole way there push ----pulllllll
Upon arriving I pour her a mixed drink, I take another shot, and we immediately start making out.
You a BADDDDD BOY!!! Her eyes light up with excitement.
YOUU A BAD GIRL!!! I reply.
She gets a sad look on her face. NOOO. I'm a GOOD GIRL. YOUUU A BAD BOY!! We burst into laughter and I throw her on the couch and we start making out again.
I stop kissing her and say “WIZ KAREEFA?!”
her: “YESS WIZ KAREEFA!! !!”
This whole interaction of me making out with her, then changing the subject, then making out, and changing the subject, her calling me a bad boy, … goes on for a while.
As things start to heat up she says “NO – KISS ONLY”
I plow forward, after 20 seconds when she starts reaaaaaaaaalllyy feeling it. I put her hands near my dick, then swat them away “ NO – KISS ONLY!! YOU BADDDDD GIRLLL!!!” Pretending I'm the one who is telling her “kiss only” .. .and move back to the laptop.
This starts and stops for another 10 minutes or so until eventually she lays down “You playboy and I'm tired” I also realize at this point she really wanted me to think she was a “good girl” so I started agreeing with her “ Yes I'm a playboy bad boy, you a good girl”
Things start really heating up at this point... all of a sudden, my wing walks in with his target.... NICE.
So I take my target... back to my place to “sleep” because she's “so tired”
About 3 hours later it was
Her : “NOOO, YOU NO SLEEP You kiss me ALWAYS” ( I think she meant all night, but.. whatever )
The language of love is always the same...
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