I used to bartend at a very busy nightclub. For anyone who is looking for the easiest way to get laid, get a job at your local SPAM. Anyhoo, on one particular night, a girl I had a crush on from highschool was there with her older sister, a different regular who wanted me, and their friend.

Ill call the girl who has a crush on me Crush.
the sister I wanted to F close HS for hot sister (HB7 blonde)
the older sister FS for fat sister
and their friend I never knew DS for Dickslam (youll understand later)
Slipknot will be SK.

As I was working this is what happenened...

Crush: why havent you called me yet?
SK: oh, I just, umm, yeah, I meant to but, I will sometime.
HS: were having girls night out, its FSs birthday.
SK: sweet
HS: we are having an after party later, you should come (IOI)

I noticed DS. Shes fucking hot. Ill give her an HB8.5. She had a banging body and small but perfectly formed breasts. Sexy big hair kinda like Carmen Electra to boot.

SK: who is this
Crush: thats Stacy, make her one of those really strong drinks.

I whip up some fruity full of booze concoction.

DS: Is this a Sex on the Beach?
SK: no
DS: well what is it?
SK: Its called Sex on the Hood of Slipknots car.
Girls laughing.
SK: when youre done with that, you can have Sex on the Trunk of my car, its out back.
Girls: more giggles

Fast forward to closing time, I tell FS I want to drop my car off at home and hit the showers before the party. We all pile in to her car and go. When we get there Crush wants to use my bathroom. I shower up, but when I get out, Crush is sitting on my couch. I think was her silly way of isolating me, but I just get ready and plow towards the door.

Crush: I hope you know you are getting laid tonight so grab some condoms.
SK: what makes you think thats gonna happen?
Crush: cause your going to be with 8 girls and we are all single, drunk, and horny.

I get condoms, but not for her lol.

We get back in the car. FS is driving, HS is shotgun, Im in the back with crush and DS.

HS: Dickslam did you call those guys yet?
SK: did you just call her Dickslam?
HS: yes lols
Crush: we call her that cause everytime shes drunk she slamming dicks down her throat.
SK: are you fucking kidding me?
FS: yeah Dickslam, whos dick are are you slammin tonight?
SK: I need a cigarette but its fucking freezing outside.
FS: OMFG I just passed 5 0 and Im going 45. Shit.
HS: slow the fuck down and just stay in your lane.


Its official, Im a lucky asshole. At this point I was debating on whether to try and F-close HS, cause we had just exchanged #s a few weeks prior, just hadnt gone on any dates yet or to try and give Dickslam a test drive. Its a win/win.

We get to the sisters house and thank God Crush passes out after puking right away. Shortly thereafter, HS went to bed without saying goodnight to anyone. Now Im sitting in the living room with FS, DS, and 4 other chicks that arrived out of nowhere. I was literally in a room full of strangers since I had never met FS before that night. I guess I can just be whoever I choose cause no on is there to call bullshit.

I sat directly next to DS cause I had known her for about 4 hours now and didn have any interest in the rest of the gals. The other four that showed up were obviously only into black men.

SK: (drunk as ever) I like your sister(trying to get a jealousy plot going) but, Im not sure if she likes me.
FS: yes, she thinks your cute.
SK: well, she doesnt know this but, Im actually a virgin.
Girls: what??? no way, serious, WTF???
SK: Well Ive made out with like a shitload of girls and fooled around and stuff, but Im really worried Ill just be a 2 minute man.
FS: OMG, no way.
DS: why are you afraid of that?
SK: cause I hear shot girls bitching all the time about their two pump chump BFs who only get themselves off.

We bs about more random stuff and pretty soon it was just me, FS and DS.

SK: do you think you can give me a ride home?
DS: sure, but we cant watch a movie cause it 630 in the morning.

I had already tried the whole lets share a movie line with her ealrier. We leave and wouldn't you know it, DS drives a lifted mint condition Chevy Z-71. I love it when sexy babes drive sports cars, luxury cars, or huge pick ups. I already had a boner on the way home cause I knew it gonna happen. We get there and she parks out front. I reach over, shut her truck off and with no hesitation say

SK: If you want these back, you are tucking me in.
I got out of her truck, didnt look back and just walked. She got out, came in kind of like this is not gonna happen hes a virgin etc. I had her 100% convinced. (Its not lying, its flirting)

We get inside, sit on the couch and have a smoke just looking at each with undeniable sexual tension and curiosity. When finished, we start making out like extra fucking hardcore. Like one of the hardest makeouts ever. It was insane. Before I knew it, she ripped my jeans off and started blowing me. Ladies and gentlemen Ive never seen someone so enthusiatic about sucking dick. Ive been with some sluts, but this one was a fucking skull sucking pro. She licked my balls, jerked on it super hard and fast, deepthroat no gag.... I thought she was just trying to get me blow my load so she could leave. I pulled a different approach. I stopped her.

SK: Its my turn
DS: what?
SK Its MY turn

She understood now. We switch postions. A slide her little thong off and start to eat her box. It was completely shave with a little landing strip in the front. I fingered her with 2 fingers for a bit while sucking her vertically pierced clit. Then I plunged my tongue as deep as humanly possible and swapped it around her pink sugary walls. Her pussy was gushing wet but, it was completly flavorless. Whatever.

DS: you are not a virgin are you?
SK: no, but I heard chicks like to break em in.
DS: I knew this was gonna happen.
SK: Its okay, I kind of thought so too.

Then over to my bed, we had great sex. Started with missionary. We went back to hardcore makeout while fucking. It felt like I had fucked her 500 times before. I kissed her neck and sucked on it. I blew hot air into her ear and squeezed her smooth ass to control her position. She rode me for a while, then it was doggystyle to finish. I tugged on her hair and smacked her ass a few times She told me she has a hard time cumming when I guy has a rubber on so I was determined to make her finish. When were done, it turns out I was fucking her so hard the condom broke and I just filled her up with premium.

The next morning (afternoon) we did it again. Only this time it was with more passion. It felt exaclty like we were making love and having honeymoon sex. I didnt wear a condom since she is on the pill and yesterday I gave a noteworthy creampie. I told her I wanted to finish in her mouth. She obliged. Classic lovemaking shared by two lovers turns into a pornstar pussy to mouth, cum in mouth, with a swallow to finish scene. I wanted her to be my GF after that. She went to the bathroom and used my toothbrush to brush her teeth. I thought that was sexy.

DS: do you want my # before I go.
SK: yes, for sure.
DS: Im really glad we met each other
SK: (gives her another kiss) That was amazing, cant wait to see you again.
DS: me too. (another kiss)

I tried to follow up with this one, but apparently HS found out about what happened and was pissed off. That fucking pissed me off like ever. A girl Im not actually dating is mad I banged her friend. She had her chance and she blew it. So now I cant fuck either of them ever again. Guys, if you ever meet an HB with the nickname "Dickslam" go for it, and tell us about it later.