| "Im not doing anything crazy tonight bro, just a drink at the bar, then home by 11, thats it."
The craziest nights always start with that same mindset. I think the universe purposely set things in motion to get me back for talking the way that I did. Then again, I wasnt entirely innocent that night either. See I had met two girls at that same bar a week before, and they both know each other. One is a blonde and the other a brunette. Though I don't know the extent of their friendship, they are part of the same social circle. My intention that night was to play them both and use them for social proof, and eventually close both (at the same time if possible). That bar is the go-to place on thursdays for students in that area, so the chances of me seeing them again were pretty high.
I walk into the bar with my wing and I see the bartender I knew. A stunning blonde that has mad game and uses it for tips. I always play along and we have a fun push pull dynamic going on, even tho we both understand this never leaves the bar. I dont understand why some men choose to purposely break down a confidant girl. As if her character is a threat to them. I love to play along, what difference does it make if she thinks Iv fallen under her spell or not? We joke around while I tell her she should be my girlfriend. I get a tap on my shoulder and turn to see hb Brunette. She starts talking to me while 4 guys who obviously want her start staring daggers at me. They decide to fuck me up and call her over. "Brunette, get over here!" she excuses herself and goes over to them while my wing shakes his head in an understanding manner, as if to say I gave it my best shot and have been defeated. I look at him and smile. I turn my neck and shout "Brunette, get over HERE" and she promptly leaves her boy toys and comes over. TheMack 1, douchebags 0. we talk a bit more but get interrupted, so my wing and I leave and look for shinier things. I notice the blonde from last week. She pretends she didnt notice me. I respond by telling her to stop fucking around and ask why shes wearing the same thing as last week? She gets defensive and I walk away. She could wait.
I get back to the bar and see that my brunette girl is sitting at a bench surrounded by... 7 douchebags. In order to better understand the situation, I should draw the layout of the bar and post it, but being technologically impaired, that isnt going to happen. The girl is sitting on a bench, in front of her are two tables pushed together, and on either side of her, there are guys, on the chairs in front of her, there are more guys. It was like a fkn fortress of penis. I look to my wing and he gives me a defeated look. "Bro, I love you, but theres no way you can pull that off. Accept defeat, its ok". I dunno where i got into my head that whoever says "you cant to me" must be proven wrong, but needless to say the story does not end here. I walk right accross the room, right up to the table, tap the two dudes who have their back to me on the shoulders, interrupt their conversation and go "Excuse me mates, Im stealing her" and give my hand out to the girl. She takes it and I start to walk away. She literally shoves those two tables out of the way, walks past the penises and follows me back to the bar. I sit down in front of her, pull her in and make out. Good times. Her friend drags her away after a bit and they go out for a smoke.
Im turned on now, theres no stopping me now. I get a text from Clifford (one and the same from the book 'The Game') that says "Im at Thursdays with Jeffy from RSD". I tell him Im on my way. I go out to the pattio and kiss my girl goodnight. She tells me to text her, I dont. On the way back in I see the blonde, sitting at the same table with the same losers as I had stolen the brunette from. I sometimes ask myself why Im such an asshole. I go right up again, tell her "Im leaving, come kiss me goodnight". She starts yelling at me that Im a dick, and that she knows that I speak french. You ever head the saying "listen to her actions, not her words". She had actually gotten up from the table and followed me away this whole time. Its fucking ON. She starts slapping me, I grab her hands and pull her in for a kiss. She turns last second and starts to giggle, I tell her Im trouble and we shouldnt even be talking. She looks me in the eye and says she doesnt wanna talk to me anymore. I tell her Im leaving, and point to my cheek for a kiss. She leans in, I turn around and kiss her. She pulls away with a huge smile and in mock indignation. She yells that Im an asshole. I smack her ass and tell her to go back to her friends. At this point, those guys are just staring at me so angrily. It is important for the sake of the story to point out that the blonde and the brunette are both ridiculously hot.
I head to Thursdays and meet up with Cliff and Jeffy. Jeffy is on bootcamp and is in set with his student so I dont disturb. I tell Cliff I wanna sarge, so my wing, Cliff and I start walking around the bar. Clifford disappears and starts talking to an adorable brunette who just as soon starts eating out the palm of his hand. These two idiots get blown out of a two set of nines. One brunette and one... yup, redhead. Redheads are either fucking stunning or fucking ugly. This one was beautiful. I go in and after a couple shit tests she immediately loves me and we start joking around about our 3 year relationship and how the kids are growing up so fast. From the corner of my eye, who do I see? Two future Centered Men! These guys just signed up for a workshop with me next week and its great to see them, so I go over and say hi. As soon as I leave, Jeffys awkward student jumps into my set and proceeds to creep out my girl. I go back and blow him out. It was a nasty experience but this guy was FUCKING weird. My girl literally told me "babe can you PLEASE get rid of him?" in any case, we bounce to a table and we start joking around. She takes my number and tells me she wants me to call her. I told her I never call, and that getting involved with me is never a good idea. She laughs and tells me shes trouble too. I tell her we'll get along great, but not to get any ideas as Im saving my virginity for marriage. I can say that 1000 times with the straightest face but not a single girl has believed me yet... weird. I go for the kiss but she says not here. I say I understand.
One night, 3 closes, one blonde, one brunette, one redhead, all gorgeous. Charlies angels. Now to arrange a 4some.
Fucking amazing night. Part of the whole "Lets be home by 11" deal with my wing was that we go out that night, and the next day I day game with him. I figure why not? We go over to the mall and its kinda empty, we decide to go into the pet store. *small notice: As a Centered Man, ALWAYS be willing to go on an adventure. Become a Yes man (like in the movie). I cant tell you the amount of amazing things that came out of last minute plans I didnt feel like being a part of. Just in case you were wondering why I went to the pet shop*. In any case, I walk in and it turns out the girl that works there is FUCKING sexy. I start gaming her and teasing her about her job. I tell her ferrets are useless. She goes in the back, takes one out and hands it to me. I ask her "Is that your way of pretending to work while you stand here and flirt with me?" She giggles and says "Maybe". We keep joking around and she tells me her name is Tarzan. I take her hand and ontice her nails are fake, and figured Id be a dick. See Iv always wanted to use Mystery's classic neg "Nice nails, are they real?" She says no. I make fun of her for it. We joke around a bit and I tell her shes sexy and I want to see her again. She tells me her days off. I tell her to put her number in my phone and she does.
I then get a text from a girl I flaked on last week. She wants to watch a movie and her parents are out of town. I head over and we watch " Hes just not that into you". 5 minutes in we are both naked and Im fucking the shit out of her. It was a really fun night.
I love the universe.
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