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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:02 am 
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3 lads 2 girls.
HB7 and HB7.5

Started the day off my going shopping with 2 friends to the nearest mall, we went out the previous night as we where still giddy. Someones idea to get our face's painted. We all agreed, and came out looking like a bunch of kids..

Everyone found it funny and made it very easy for girls to open us..

Got speaking to girls who where 20 and from another city, they where giving IOI's to all 3 of us, laughing, flirting, telling them they where single and asked US what WE where doing that night??
I told her it depends what offeres we get, so far probably just hit the town..
HB7 asked if we fancied getting drunk with them + we agreed. ( i was driving though...and 45minutes from home...Shit)
I was driving a Long wheel based work van with 3 seats in the front, we all crammed in.

Pulled in to the local supermarket, grabbed some shot glasses, jagamiester, vodka and some mixers..

Pulled up on some farmers field, and all jumped in the back.. It as a big spacious van, but it was rather uncomfortable, Luckily for the roll of bubble wrap we all had a seat.

Drinking games, drunk the bottle of vodka and then started on the jaga, playing drinking games.. then DARES!!

Long story short,
3 guys with faces painted as shrek, mickey mouse and the joker out of SPAM, 2 girls big orgy in the back of the van swapping. NO GAY shit though..

Conqued out and then woke up to a police van next to us, 5 of us jumping out of the van, questions after questions after questions....i got a breatherliser as the van stunk of ale (and sex) I passed it as i wernt drinking as much as them, thank fuck.. the 2 girls had to get a lift home from police as the van could only support 3 people, and i got a £60 fine for parking on public property!!!

Oldskool!

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:18 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's all I can say!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:11 am 
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Safe to say your mall game kicks the shit out of mine so far lol.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:33 pm 
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Props for saying 'no gay shit' lol. gj for that. kinda awkward when u gotta share tho... lol

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:51 am 
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Very nice.

Conclusion- bitches love that face paint.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:56 am 
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HAahhaha interesting read. Congratulations man

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