alot of my reports will be scattered and are not in chronological order..
This post will best be described by a line a friend of mine said to a stripper once "Take that Nickel Head off that Dime Body"
It was October 2004 in Tampa FL.. I was still relatively new to Florida I had only been there for months at this point and didnt know all that many people as of yet...
Every Year in late October the week of Halloween there is a Large event in Tampa FL called Guavaween
http://www.813area.com/guavaween/ where there is live music, Parade, Costumes, you can drink on the street.. LOTS OF PEOPLE.. LOTS OF HOT WOMEN... (Ybor City is the Historic District of Tampa.. but also happens to be where many clubs and bars are located all within about 10 blocks.. everywhere is walking distance.. )
Since this was my first Guavaween.. I did indulge a lil too much.. I was with my cousin and a couple others.. aside from my cousin.. the other 2 guys werent the normal type of guys I would hang out with.. They just knew some places to go around the area and had told me about the festival..
SO here I am.. at Guavaween.. now a bit drunk and with a couple guys that werent the most charming with women.. and my obnoxious cousin whom is normally charismatic but was in a similar condition that I was in..
We went to one of the clubs.. it really didnt matter which one at this time.. they were ALL packed during this event.. I hadnt really had much luck that night with women.. and though I was drunk.. I was like fuck this.. Anyone should be able to get laid at this event.. so I start opening sets.. got some numbers.. made out with a few.. but I Really wanted to take someone home that night... I open a 4 set.. and work my game.. and though my Target seemed to be reacting positively to me.. her friend had claimed me (unknown to me at the time).. Now.. here is where the title of this Post has relevance..
Let me describe the friend that claimed me... Tara was about 5'8.. a bit taller with her heels... I am 6'1 so she was about an inch shorter with heels.. Her Body was absolutely AMAZING.. Legs Long and Toned, Ass was well shaped and Firm, Waist was Small and Tight.. Breasts were fake but well shaped and proportionate to her body.. Her skin was Tan and ever so smooth skin that seem to shimmer in the light perfectly.. Hair Curly light brown mixed with blonde highlights slightly passed her shoulder... Her Face.. well.. um.. She looked like she jumped right outa planet of the apes minus the facial hair.. Its cruel really.. to give a girl such perfect everything.. except give her a Symbian like face.. Im not going to even describe the other 3 girls... They were all Hot.. face included.. I could have moved on to another set at this time.. but my cousin and 2 guys that were there with me ended up joining the set and invited them back to my cousin's place.. and want to head there now... Great.. oh well.. Roll with it right? Yup thats what I did...
On the way to Car we had to cross by a club my bouncer buddy worked at and he called me over to say whats up.. He at first saw her from behind and was like... Damn! (showing his approval).. and then when she turned he was like DAMN!!(showing a Face of Humor and Shock).. to which I replied simply.. Yup..
he saw that we were on route to car so he said to me "yeah, call me tommorow"
We get back to the place my cousin was staying.. It had a screened in heated Pool and Jacuzzi also an outside Bar.. Cool place to bring girls to an afterparty... Though my cousin ended up makin out with one of the girls... he ended up passing out by the pool.. the two other guys tried there damnedest with the girls they were paired with getting nowhere but some conversation and swimming...
Monkey Face as she is forever dubbed by me, was playful and wasnt hard to get to take her to the other room to "play".. No how no way would I be able to stare into that primate face and stay hard.. a bag would also be a turn off.. So of course its DOGGIE STYLE TIME! I put her on her knees and slide in and start grindin away and lead up to some intense thrusting.. Her body was worth it.. atleast once..
some more Humor was during sex.. she must have came like 8 fuckin times.. I was drunk so It was taking me extra long to cum... I was into it from the view I was lookin at..
I was sayin all kinda dirty talk and she loved it.. untill she mis understood me.. I said somethin along the lines of "fuck me hard you dirty lil bitch" which would have been fine.. but somehow she heard "stupid lil bitch" dunno how she got stupid from dirty... but that started a mid sex dispute.. to which had her saying to me with a huff " ok finish up"... To her suprise.. I didnt even finish.. and just laid down on my back and said.. "nah, thats ok.. I dont need to finish".. she was flabbergasted completely.. she was like "wha..what? yer not gonna finish?" Me: "Nope, im good", Her:"no guy has ever not finished with me".. Me:"Well now you can say one has" Her:"Wow" Me:" and I have no idea where the hell you got stupid from Dirty but damn girl.. check your hearing.. I was just being in the moment.. I wasnt insulting you" Her:" I swore I heard stupid.. but I believe you now.. Im sorry I ruined the moment.. Yer really not going to cum? yer ok with that" Me:"(laughing) yea Im fine, why is this such a shock to you? You had fun.. you got yours.. why not just be happy with it.. I am"
It was about dawn now and I drove her home... she was persistant in me comin up for a lil bit.. so I said fuck it and did... she led me to her bedroom and we small talked for a lil bit... then laid me down on my back.. undid my pants and went down on me.. I looked upwards.. and thought pretty non monkeyface thoughts.. and finished... I guess she couldnt have a guy just not finish.. fine.. there you go.. I finished..
I finally excused myself to go home it was dawn after all and I had shit I had to get done the next day.. She had tried to keep contact with me.. but after a few phone calls and making excuses not to see her again.. it came to an end.. and her number was deleted..
I hope this was a fun story for you to read.. I enjoy this story because it is a chance to laugh at myself..
Any Comments or questions are welcome... Thanks for Reading
~Genuine (Brian)
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