I went out with a friend to pick up some girls..

I setup a d2 with a girl I met a couple days ago, and another girl I met and banged a week ago.

I'm drinking with my friend and there is only 2 girls in the bar. 1 is hot.

We go sit with them. In the span of a couple of minutes, i realize that the hot girl is into my friend.

I'm dissapointed cause i really wanted to bang her, but I had the girl that I banged last week on her way.

When she shows up, I'm shitbombed drunk to the point that my face isn't properly working.

I take her out of the bar and go for a walk.. to walk off the drunk.

She seems standoff ish and keeps saying that im not the same. *its because im drunk. my face actually gets really fucked when im wasted. Im 27, but look like a 40 year old that just had a stroke when this wasted. *

She eventually tells me to fuck off. and we split up.. immediately the day 2 girl texts me and says that she is at a near by bar.

I head over. she is there with her friend. Again, my fucked up face confuses her. *i need to stop drinking so much*

We banter, and she clearly states that she's not interested. we eat, then she goes to the bathroom. I start telling her friend that I love her and shit. And she seems into it. But the d2 girl comes back and they say that they are leaving.

I go into a club, get more shitfaced. creep out some people and leave into the street around 2.

I mutter shit at passer bys. stumble around.. etc

I eventually say hey. 'I'm going to get my helmet from the burrito shop so I can drive home' to some icelandic chick. 'come with me'

she comes. when I get there, the buritto shop is closed. we sit down. I tell her i'm thirsty. she pulls out a bottle of gatorade and hands it to me. I chug until i realize it rum. fuck.

She says I can come over until the burrito shop opens. it opens in a few hours. I'm really drunk at this point and dont remember much.

I wake up naked in her bed. confused, and relieved that she's somewhat hot. We bone for a few hours, then I take off.

Pretty crazy night.