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Cloze #10: Sayaka
(June 18)

My game has been shit recently. I have been in a major slump and I have been depressed. My girlfriend left 6 months ago. It's been really tough on me emotionally.

When I had a girlfriend I felt positive and happy everyday. That confident aura emanated from me and attracted women. I didn't care about results. I would just go up and talk to women. Fucking women was a thing I did on the side when I wasn't enjoying time with my girlfriend.

Now when I talk to women there is a hint of desperation. That confident aura is gone. The pussy glow is dim if existent at all.

I hit rock bottom last night when I got an email from this amazing MILF I've been working on for the past week. She told me that we should stop meeting because she doesn't have time to work, raise her daughter and be involved with me.

I bought a 40 and started to go to feelgood land. I still have the contact info of every girl I've picked up since I got my new cell phone about 18 month ago. There are hundreds of names in there. So I send a group email to about 80 girls:

"Good evening,

It's been a long time. How have you been? Let's get together tonight!"


I get about 10 responses. I then go direct:

"I just finished work. I'm on my way home. Let's go back to my place together and relax."

All the girls get flaky at this point, but one girl, "Sayaka" replies, "Okay, what time should I meet you at the station?"

I put "Sayaka" in quotes because I don't even know who she is. I don't remember her at all. She is just some random contact in my cell phone among hundreds of girls I have picked up.

I can't believe my luck. I'm thinking she's just fucking with me. So I tell her that when she gets to the station to call me. My plan is to have her describe what she sees at the station so that I can confirm she is really there and not just playing me.

I eat a quick dinner and jump in the shower. While I'm in the shower the phone rings.

"I'm at the station now."
"Okay. I don't know where to meet you. What do you see?"
"There's a convenience store next to a pastry shop." (confirmed)
"Alright. I'll be there in 20 minutes. Oh, and it's cool if we just chill at my place, right?"
"Yeah, no problem."

I head down to the station excited to see what kind of treat I'm going to get tonight. I have no clue who this girl is. I see a girl waiting there. She's wearing a black dress. She's short, in her 20's, jet black hair and very cute. She looks like a porcelain doll. After seeing her face though, I have absolutely no memory of her nor do I remember ever having picked her up.

Without letting her know that I don't remember her at all I ask:

"Wow, it's been such a long time. How long has it been since we last saw each other?"
"It's been about 6 months."

She tells me she's an optometrist and some other basic information about herself. We go back to my place. I give her some liquor and we look at the big map on my wall. I start to kino her lightly. She's not resisting the kino. Basically after that everything was fluff. This goes on for about 45 minutes. I then put on Toy Story 3, lay down on the futon and pat the space right in front of me. She comes over and lays down.

As we're watching the movie she is unconsciously rubbing my arm. I have my hand on her hip. She has big wide hips and it's all I can do from just hiking her dress up and sticking it in her. I start caressing her neck. She closes her eyes and starts moaning.

It started out good, but just turned into blah after that. She didn't take any initiative to do anything. I had to do all the work. I had to tell her to suck my cock. And when she did it was the most pathetic blow job I had ever gotten. It felt the opposite of good. Couldn't even get hard.

Her pussy was really tight and I had to put a lot of lube on her to get in there. But as I fucked her she just laid there almost non-reactive. I tried to get her to talk, to say it feels good, to say something like, "Fuck me with your massive white cock," . . . . but nothing. She was completely unresponsive. I felt like I was fucking one of those Japanese robots that looks like a human. Fucking this girl was about half a notch above fucking an inflatable doll. I've never fucked an inflatable doll, but I could imagine what it's like after having fucked this girl. Who knows, maybe fucking an inflatable doll would have been more exciting.

I put her in doggy style. She had a nice big ass. And that was her only saving grace really. It was big, had a lot of cushion for the pushin and was firm. The girl had a nice bubble back there for sure. I finished her off in doggy. We chilled for about 15 minutes and then I fucked her again in missionary, drilling her hard for 3 minutes and then busting my nut inside of her tight pussy.

After chilling for a bit I mentioned that I had to work in the morning. I was trying to give her the hint to leave, but she didn't get it. She put on my t-shirt instead and started to sleep. Then I just had to say it directly, "Yeah, sorry, but I am going to sleep alone tonight. I'll walk you back to the station."

She was a nice girl, but had no skills whatsoever. I might try to meet her again if she's willing to let me be her mentor.

Cloze #11 Keiko
June 19

Last week after a hard days work as I was driving home I stopped my motorcycle at some random corner in the city. My reason was not to pick up girls but to take some video to show friends and family what it looks like here in Japan.

So as I'm standing there looking around this chick with an enormous rack walks by and she stops at the cross walk waiting for the signal to turn green.

I go up to her and say, "Hey, do you know this area? I'm looking for an interesting place around here or something that is unique so that I can shoot some video to show my family and friends back in America."

She tells me some places I can check out. The conversation expands naturally from there. I notice that she missed 3 green lights in order to talk to me. I ask her if she'd like to walk around with me, but she says she has to get home. I get her number.

Later that night I text her saying thanks for helping me out and telling her that her suggestions were good. She says, "About 10 minutes later I came back with my daughter because I wanted to take you to a place, but I saw you talking to another girl so I left."

Yeah, it's true. At this point, after having discovered such a great opener I was using it on other girls.

So I told her, "Yeah, I asked 3 other girls for their opinions about good places to take video. You should have interrupted us so we could go the place you were telling me about!"

Fast forward one week (this weekend). We've been exchanging emails all week and I met her one night and went on a walk in the park with her and her daughter.

So last night I get an email from her (as documented in my previous lay report) and she tells me she can't see me anymore because it's too much to juggle a career, a daughter and a relationship. I send her an email back saying that's too bad but I want to make it work somehow. She replies telling me it's impossible, sorry, blah, blah, blah.

I ignore her email and continue on with my evening and f-cloze Sayaka, some random girl whose contact info was in my cell phone.

At 12:30am I get an email from Keiko. "Can I meet you know?"
12:45: "Are you there? I want to meet you..."

After I f-cloze Sayaka it's 3 in the morning. I'm tired and I call it a night.

Today I mail Keiko. "Sorry, I went to bed early last night. But I can meet you tonight if you have time."

So after work and training I meet up with Keiko. When I meet her she says, "I don't have much time. I have to get back home to my daughter and I just want to talk to you."

I'm like what's this whacked bullshit?! The last thing I want to do is have a "talk". I want to suck those big asian titties! No, but seriously, I didn't say that out loud.

It was all a big defense really. So I countered it with, "Well, I don't want to rush tonight, so if you're worried about your daughter we can meet up next time." And I pretty much gently threatened to end the date if she was going to try to rush this or turn into a "talk" we needed to have.

As soon as she realized she could lose the date I had leverage. I told her that if she could spare 2 hours that would be enough. She agreed.

We go back to my place. As soon as she comes in my room I give her a hug and then go for a kiss. She resists, but finally gives in and we have a long passionate kiss. I break away. I go to the kitchen and start chopping vegetables and prepping for dinner which I plan to eat by myself after I f cloze her.

We chit chat, but nothing serious. But she knows that sex is eminent. Her defenses go up and she does something that no girl has ever done before. She directly asks me, "So is the reason you invited me back here is because you want to have sex with me?"

I'm a little blown away by the question. No girl I have ever gamed has attacked my game so directly. It takes me a while to collect my thoughts and I decide to bust through her very defensive move by replying:

"Well, I'm attracted to you, and I think you're attracted to me too and it's just natural that anyone in our situations would have those feelings."

About 5 minutes later I pulled out the futon. She panicked. I pulled her over and told her to lay down with me. She said, "Okay, but do you promise we won't have sex?" I replied, "I can't promise we will have sex." 3 minutes later we were having sex.

Damn she had some big old titties and a huge booty on her. It was absolute heaven. Said she hadn't had sex in 11 years every since she got divorced. The best, though, was hitting in doggy style just slamming up against that HUGE ass. The girl had meat on her, but in a very good way.

After we sexed I drove her back to her place. After I dropped her off I turned the corner and saw a perfect 10 wearing cut off jeans with the longest, sexiest legs I've ever seen. She was talking to an older woman. Now usually when I'm riding my motorcycle I don't stop to pick up girls because it's too much of a hassle to park, take my helmet and gloves off, etc. I turned another corner and parked and then walked back to the HB10 talking to the older woman. I asked the older woman for directions and made up some story how I had to meet my friend at the train station but couldn't find the train station. The older woman was the mom and the HB10 was her daughter. The mom was drunk and she was all over me immediately touching me and shit. The two girls walked me a bit to explain the directions. HB 10 asked me where I was from and I told her to take a guess. "France?" I asked her why France. "Because French guys are hot." "Oh, thanks for the compliment." NUMBER CLOSE, and mom was nearly humping my leg as I tried to get back on my motorcycle. HB10 was a little embarrassed but I joked about it later when I texted her.

Cloze #12 Ryoko

Continuing on my new found method of getting pussy I started the morning by sending a mass email to 200 girls, all girls I have picked up over the past year. The mail read:

Hey! It's been a long time. How've you been?

If you have time tonight I want to meet. Let's relax at my place.

I'm a bit busy today so if you can't meet don't bother to reply. I'll invite you again!

About 50 emails came back with errors. I guess those were from the girls who had changed there email addresses or cancelled there cell phone service. Then I got another 12 or so. Out of those 12 a few of them said they wanted to meet but couldn't make it today. And then I got one from a girl named "Ryoko" saying, "Sure, I have time tonight!"

Again, I put the "Ryoko" in quotes because I had no clue who she was.


After work I rush home and make a quick dinner. I go to the place where I'm supposed to meet Ryoko. Nobody is there. I wouldn't be surprised if this was some kind of joke. So I'm waiting there and then I see this chick walking down the street and she has an AMAZING fucking body. She's wearing a tight pair of jeans that hug every yumptious curve of her feminine body. The hips, the legs, the ass, they were all perfect. Since Ryoko hasn't showed up I start to walk towards the girl. I want to number close her before Ryoko comes. As I pass the girl I look at her, she looks at me and says "Hey Clozer". I'm like Fuck yeaaaaah. I'm so pumped up and psyched. We start walking back to my place, no questions asked.

After she got to my place I got a cold vibe from her. When I did the map routine and Google image routine she positioned herself far from me so I couldn't kino her. Finally I pulled her over to me. We had to talk for a long time cause I could tell she wasn't comfortable with me. And she talked and talked and talked about the boringest shit. And I knew she was doing it just to avoid any silence between us.

Finally I put on American Idol. I laid down the futon and pulled her over to me without even asking to lay down with me. She complied hesitantly.

After a while we started making out. I got her buck naked and it was like a dream come true to take those tight jeans off and suck on those big full breasts. But as I tried to finger her she locked her legs up and nearly broke my fucking hand. I asked her what was up and she told me.... she was a virgin.

I knew it was going to be a long night, but she was willing to tough it out. For a long time I just slowly worked her pussy. First 1 finger. Then two fingers. Then a break. Then one finger again, then two... then a break. I had my trusty baby oil with me. After she got used to the fingers I finally got my dick in there. It was so tight and I had to stop a few times cause I could see she was in pain. But she said to me, "I'm sorry I keep flinching." This girl came with a mission, and her mission was to lose her virginity and to lose it to Clozer. And I think she made a good choice, because by now I've been with about 30 virgins and I know how to break them in a gentle way with minimal amount of pain. Because my technique was so good I was able to fuck her for an hour. By the end she was enjoying it. It wasn't wild bronco sex, but it was pretty damn good for a virgin.

I didn't remember this girl at all. She told me we had met 5 months ago and I asked her for directions to an internet cafe. After seeing that ass I could fully see why I had picked her up in the first place. She lived in the neighborhood so I walked her back home. I then went to the park and chilled out for a while by myself and returned all texts from from the current set of girls I am working.

June 23:

So in my new cell phone that I got about 18 months ago I had a total of about 460 girls numbers/email addresses that I put into one folder for girls whose numbers I got from doing day pick up but never ended up meeting again, or who I did meet but couldn't f-cloze.

I sent out another mass email this morning to 60 girls saying let's hang out at my place tonight.

I get an answer about an hour later from a girl, Shoko saying she wants to meet.

So I meet up with Shoko at 7pm after finishing work. We come back to my place. I go through my whole routine. It's the same with every girl I bring back to my place. It's one big gradual build up to sex, one step at a time. Before the girl knows it, she's naked on my futon.

And so it happened with Shoko. Man did she have a nice body. Have you ever seen Japanese porn with a thin Japanese girl with a killer body? That's Shoko. 25 years old. Her pussy was so wet when I finally got her shorts off.

She gave me a blow job which was nice and I loved watching her titties and seeing her ass in the air as she put my cock in her horny Japanese mouth. But when it came time for me to stick my cock in her she literally put her hand over her pussy and said "Muri!" (lit. "impossible" in Japanese) .

She then told me she was a virgin. I told her I would take it nice and slow. I started working her with my fingers, getting her pussy used to one finger, then two. But it wasn't going to work this time. There was something lacking. This girl had a very difficult personality. She was the kind of person you just become exhausted talking to: they don't ask you any questions about yourself, they don't start a conversation or keep a conversation going that you start. It was just really frustrating. She is not an unusual case either. Unfortunately I meet many Japanese girls like this and they are all almost blood type A.

I could tell the problem was not with my technique or game, but just a lack of her desire to lose her virginity. The virgin I closed 2 nights ago wanted to lose her virginity so it was easy. When a person's mind is set to do something you merely have to guide them in the right direction. Seeing that her mind was not in it I decided to give up on the f cloze tonight and possibly try to get it at a later date. I asked her if she could gently massage my nuts. I stood on my knees with her laying on her back, legs spread open while she rubbed my nuts with her hand. I then jerked while looking at her perfect black lawn and perfect 10 body and busted a huge fucking load all over her black grass and waist. She said she could feel hot cum on her stomach.

About 45 seconds passed by as my orgasm slowly came to a halt like a heavy 18 wheeler having trouble slowing down from all its momentum. She was laying on her back and her head was slightly turned to the right and out of nowhere, with my left hand I slapped her full force across the face. FULL FUCKING FORCE. You could hear the PSHHHHHHH sound like a snap with an echo.

Now you would have expected that most bitches would be scared shitless and run away or freak out or whatever. But this chick just laid there and calmly asked me, "Why did you do that?" I said, "Sorry, it was just an automatic reaction. And I'm a sadist." Then I kissed her on the cheek.

Funny thing was. It seemed to really turn the momentum of the evening. She pretty much had a really boring personality. But after I smacked the shit out of her she started talking to me more and we started connecting more mentally. Now that I think back on it I think there are two reasons I slapped her across the face full force. I didn't really think about it. I just did it instinctively. The first reason I did it was because I was completely frustrated with this girl. She was so fucking passive it was annoying as hell. The second reason is, she was so fucking passive and I wanted to force her to express her will even if it was to get her to say the words, "Fuck off!"

I walked her to the train station and she said she wanted to see me again. So I'll keep her under my Work in Progress list.

I then stopped at the park back to my place and returned all my texts I had accumulated over the day. I got a text from a Chinese girl who lives in the neighborhood. I had met her last night and chilled with her for a bit. She cooked me some shrimp and squid tempura that tasted like Kentucky Fried Chicken. She said she wanted to meet me again so I told her to come to the park. I ended up kiss closing her and sprung a nice chubby in my pants as we made out. I didn't invite her back to my place as I was a bit tired and wanted to eat dinner. When I got back home she sent me a text telling me that she had brought condoms. She's only 21. I'm 36. Will I ever stop being a playa?

interesting. you weren't worried about rape accusations or something like that from hitting her so hard? i mean it seems like it worked, but personally i'd be reluctant to do something like that on a new girl.

i would love if you could comment on how you make things sexual in the meeting phase. how do you let her know that you're not interested in just being friends when you're first meeting? or maybe you don't and you only start to introduce sexuality at your place when you can do the map technique and be private? i feel like this can't be the case, but i'm wondering if you do subtle things or be more direct in the beginning, or maybe something else?

clozer-

awesome thread as always. just a question because i dont remember you mentioning this at all. but have you had a vasectomy? i assume so because you mention blowing your load inside them all the time.

You're my hero. That takes balls like no other.

I like your technique of mass texting girls to get laid on demand, I hope to someday have enough numbers to do the same.

I hear you man. I was a little scared the instant after I slapped her full force across the face. And a bit relieved when she didn't go berserk. In the end, unfortunately, her hymen was still intact, so any rape charges could have easily been disproven

Well, here in Japan, when a girl comes to your apartment it pretty much implies that sex is going to happen. So actually getting the girl to come into your apartment can often be the toughest part. How to turn things sexual? Well, I really would have to write a long explanation so that you could see how it's done successfully. But to say it in so many words it kind of goes like this: The more receptive she is to kino the softer my attack. The more she resists kino and other implications of sex the more direct my attack. I always start of subtly.

#1: standing map routine. Slightly kino her back and shoulders while looking at map.

#2: I ask her the coolest place she's ever been to. So then we go to my computer and I google search images for that place. I pull out my futon, which is in front of the computer. We now sitting on my futon looking at pictures and talking. Still just light kino on her back.

talk for a while. Build comfort.

Switch conversation to what kind of TV shows do you like

Then put on American Idol (basically any show that you can zone out to and is not overly interesting. You don't want the TV show to dominate her interest)

#3 lay down on futon. Wait a minute. Then pat the space in front of me as if to gesture her to lie down there. She comes over. If she resists I take her hand and gently pull her towards me. Most girls will comply. The girls that don't comply... well, that's another post and a longer explanation, but it is possible to break through her resistance and f-close.

No vasectomy. If you are having some personal medical issues in regards to virility, erectile disfunction, etc, feel free to contact me with a private message.

Keep all your number closes. Average a number close a day and it will add up quick. The cool thing is, people change. Her head may in the clouds with her boyfriend now, but a year down the road she will be ready to party with you. I have learned that most of the rejections I get are not because of me personally, but because of the girls state of mind at that time. People's feelings, state of mind and willingness to do things change over time.

Cloze #13: Nanako, biker chick
June 25

This was an awesome pick up and a first of it's kind. I had finished work on a Sunday afternoon and I was riding my motorcycle home down a busy main street that vessels through city. In my rearview I caught a glimpse of the hotty on her mototcyle behind me. She was wearing light white colored long-sleeved shirt, unbottoned and under that a low cut tank top. I could see she had a nice rack on her coming out of that tank top. Very sexy. And what was even more sexy is that she was driving the same kind of bike as me. Girls on motorcycles turn me on like hell for some reason. We come to a long stoplight and we both pull up to the crosswalk line so now our motorcycles are side by side. I say, "Hey, cool bike!" jokingly. She smiles. "I've got a lot of friends here, but none that I can go on bike trips with. Do you like touring, camping and stuff like that?" She's like, "Yeah!". The light is going to change soon.

Me: Hey, do you have a minute or two?
Her: Yeah, I'll pull over.

The light turns green and I follow her as she pulls over to the side of the road. She gets off her hog and walks over to me. We introduce each other. She tells me that she's on her way to work. She asks me some basic info about myself. I tell her I don't have a lot of time, but that we should get each others numbers. Number close.

We start texting that night.

We text all week. She gives plenty of IOI's. Asks me if I have a girlfriend, etc.

We meet up the next weekend, Saturday night. I am actually into this girl. If possible I really do want someone to go on bike/camping trips with so I am a little hesitant about f closing her so soon. I actually lose a lot of girls that way. I mean, I f-close them, but then I never hear from them again; and that's okay if you all you want is an f-close, and usually it's okay for me, but I'm kind of into this girl and I don't want to scare her away so fast. So I decide to meet her and bring her to a nice quiet park where we can talk.

We meet up and go to the park. It's sweltering hot. We sit next to each other on the park bench and slowly get to know each other. The thing is, she is so damn hot, like sexy hot, that it is hard NOT to think about sex. And we are really vibing and the sexualy energy is there for sure. She's sitting close to me and not resisting any of my kino at all, and seems to be enjoying it.

I knew that if not this girl, I would be fucking tonight. I had some regulars in place ready to come over if need be. Weekends are usually stresfull for me as the majority of my work is on Saturday and Sunday, plus it's most working people's days off so everyone wants to hook up on those days. Needless to say I am very busy on Saturday and Sunday with work and social stuff. The busy schedule, the heat, my age, all ad up to low sexual performance. About a month ago I ordered some generic Cialis online to see if it would help me perform better. I took 10mg of the generic cialis 2 hours before I met Nanako.

From the park we ended up going back to my place. Again, no resistance. I went through my usual routine which always ends up with the girl laying on the futon next to me as we "watch" a TV show. It wasn't long before we were making out and I had her down to her undewear. Man, she had a perfect body: a nice firm ass and nice round perfectly shaped titties that are taught and point slightly up. When I went for the f-cloze I hit major resistance. To make a long story short, she told me that her ex-boyfriend would choke her until she nearly passed out in order to get sexual gratification and that being in a vulnerable position made her feel scared for her life. So now she had this big fear of sex. I told her I would be very gentle with her. Seeing that she had been attacked before I told her to take the reigns and that I would be the one on bottom and she could do whatever she wanted to me.

It started with an amazing blow job. Instantly the generic Cialis went to work and I was rock fucking hard. It was the kind of blow job you see in porn movies: head bobbing and lots of saliva sounds. She worshipped that white cock. Then when I couldn't take it anymore I had her come one top of me and ride me. Her pussy was so wet and warm. Normally I would not stay hard in that position, but thanks to the Cialis I could just lay back and enjoy the show. My dick was so hard that it was ramming up against her cervix mixing slight discomfort with immense pleasure for her. She road me for a good 30 minutes before I put her in doggy style and fucked every last ounce of sushi out of her, ramming that big ass like a building wrecker coming down with maximum force. Pssshhha pssshaa psshhhaaa. Her face turned to the side and my hand cupped around her nice full titties, I could see the expression of pain and pleasure on her face before I just lost it and tossed a huge load all up inside of her, pulled out and dumped more load on her ass.

A while later as we laid there totally fucked out she told me how much she enjoyed it because she felt safe being on top of me and having control. I was more than happy to oblige.

hey homie where ya been?

For real. I miss these reports.

UPDATE

Sorry guys,

After my last lay report I was busy doing pick-up with another guy I met from this forum during the month of July. We had an awesome time doing pick-up here in Japan and even got pulled over by the police while doing pick-up for "disrupting the public". Unfortunately, he is on my douche-bag list. You know you are my bro when I hook you up with one of my girls. So he fucked my girl and I haven't heard from him since. A true wingman would return such a deep gesture of friendship. I would have to say he is the best wingman I have ever winged with and thus it saddens me even more that it has come to this.

In August I headed off to Ghana to fulfill my African booty obsession. From Ghana I headed over to Thailand for 10 days, and then back to Japan. Once in Japan I was bombarded with the high season of my particular job and I was also trying to make an earnest effort to be a better man for the girl I really love (She was in Thailand). So in that regards I decided to keep off the forum as it was only encouraging my activities of being disingenuous with my girlfriend.