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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:58 am 
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Clozer I enjoy reading your post and just wonder if you could go more in depth about the opening and what is being said after the opening to get her interested enough for the number close. How do you know when its time for the number close.
Thanks mchende. I recommend a lead in question before the number close. And I never ask for the girls number. I always say something like, "Here, send me your phone data" or "Give me your number."

My lead in questions might go as such:
- Do you have any foreign friends here in {city}?
- Do you want to practice English?
- Sorry, I'm in a hurry. My friend is waiting for me. I have to go now, but if you happen to think of a place where I can ???, can you send me a text? (??? is something you asked her about in the opener. After opening you go into personal conversation and then come back to opener theme, then lead in question and then number close)

Simple lead in:
- (pull out your phone) so do you have ??? too? (??? is your phone server)
- You look like an ??? girl
- (pull out phone) I have a ???
- Do you have infra-red send on your phone?

Number close:
- Send me your data
- Here, put your number in here.
- Okay, zero NINE zero... zero EIGHT zero (I start guessing the first three digits of the number which are either 090 or 080 here in Japan for all cell phones)

Point:
-Complex lead in gives a reason why she wants to give you her number.
- Simple lead in just jumps straight into the unrelated topic of what phone server you use.
- Before lead in you can give a time restraint: "I have to get going because...."
- Never ask for her number. Command it in a natural way. Be dominant. Don't be submissive and unsure about what you want to do.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:39 am 
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April 16

Got stuck in a negative mental cycle over girlfriend who left in January. Didn't do pick up, but talked up 3 high school girls after my run. Just practiced making conversation with them, bringing up interesting and fun topics and making girls laugh. It's hard to tell jokes in Japanese.

April 17

Worked my ass off today. After work I walk through the train station. Out in the plaza I see a girl smoking. She's all by herself. I approach. My standard opener before I ask for directions is "Do you know this area?" She tells me she's from out of town just visiting for the weekend. She says she has to catch a plane in 3 hours to go back to Miyazaki. We talk for about 20 minutes. She seems interested. She keeps the conversation going and is throwing out IOI's. She says she doesn't know what time the bus is to go to the airport. I tell her I can check for her at home using the internet. I talk her into coming back to my place. She complies. As we're riding my motorcycle I can feel her legs wrapped around me and she's clinging to me tightly. All I can think about is fucking her brains out once I get her back home.

We get back to my place but she won't come inside!!

So finally, after talking for about 10 minutes outside I convince her that I'm not going to do anything evil to her and she comes inside. By this time, though, she only has about thirty minutes to catch her bus. I try to kiss her, but she pulls away. Says she is attracted to me, blah, blah, blah. Then she starts pleading me to take her to the bus station. She says it's the last flight back to Miyazaki for the day and she can't miss it. I kind of feel sorry for her. She is a nice girl and she has absolutely no idea how to get around the city. I abort my mission and become "the nice guy" and kindly taxi her to where she needs to go. The bus station she has to go to is downtown so I decide to do street pick-up after dropping her off.

I start off bad with a few rejections, but things start rolling as I get farther from the center of town where the mass of people are. I number close a hot little 22 year old who is going to party with her friends. Tonight, I'm going for an instant f-close at my place, but if I can't hack that I get the girls phone number.

I pass two girls. One is tall and hot like a model. Her friend is short and fat. They look like foreigners. They are Filipino girls. The conversation is easy, since as foreigners we can compare notes about living in Japan. The tall hot one is into me and keeping the conversation flowing. Short fat girl is getting jealous and then attempts a cock-block buy butting into the conversation in a loud voice, "OKAY, well it was nice to meet you..."

The funny thing is, tall hot model girl IGNORES her!!! Pick-up artist 1, Cockblocker 0!

I ask her why she wears sunglasses at night (seems to be a fashion trend here). She admits that she can't even see, but it's just for fashion. I neg her about that and get a lot of laughs. I then ask her if she has Softbank (cell phone server in Japan). This is my lead it. She pulls out her and gives me her number. I then shake her hand as I say goodbye and I shake hands with short fat Cockblocker as well to be a good sport. She can't look me in the eye cause she knows she was defeated; not only for being reverse-cockblocked but for eating too many Cheetos as well.

I attempt further instant f-closes but everyone is on their way to meet a friend or go do something so I only end up with number closes.

Final tally:

1. Hikaru: hot 22 year old speaks English.
2. Nicole: Hot tall model Filipino chick.
3. Naoko: Short chick who dresses like a boy but has pretty face. She was on a bike.
4. Chika: University student. Shy, challenging to keep a conversation with. English major, but can't speak English.
5. Ai: Party planner. Extremely flirtatious. Lot's of IOI's. But could all just be an act. Seemed like she wanted to fuck. Best bet of the night.
6. Yumeno: Hired gun. airhead.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:32 am 
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Clozer have you ever thought about writing yourself a timetable, that will allow you to focus on all your goals? That way you could game, work, exercise and lead a balanced lifestyle. I have written one for myself which accounts for every minute of the day. Although I dont always rigidly stick to it, it forms the foundation of my routine and keeps me in check.


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Clozer have you ever thought about writing yourself a timetable, that will allow you to focus on all your goals? That way you could game, work, exercise and lead a balanced lifestyle.
Hey Jonny,

Are you implying that I don't lead a balanced life? If so, you would be correct sir. Ever since I made a big statement on my first post here that I would be focusing on my business this year all hell has come crashing down. Pussy is my heroin. Ever since I started doing pick-up daily (from the time I made that first post) I haven't done any work on my business. Pussy consumes my mind.

I do manage to work and exercise consistently. My side projects have suffered though. I like your idea of a timetable. How do you find the motivation to do those things that you really don't want to do but know you should do? I'm the best procrastinator in the world.


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April 18

Hiroko from Gifu (cloze #1 2011) came back into town to visit her husband. I'm always horniest in the morning. She was over here on the drop of a dime. I had her twice and then kicked her out to get ready for work.

It rained all day here. Cold and miserable. After work I number closed 1 girl on the way to where my motorcycle was parked. She said she never talks to guys who approach her on the street, but she said she stopped for me because she thought I was a lost foreigner.

nc #1 Yumiko

April 19

Went to the barber today to get a haircut. But when I got there it was closed. Then comes this hot piece walking towards me in tight jeans and she's a little bit pigeon toed (as a lot of girls seem to be here, yet it is awkwardly attractive). I opened her by asking why the barber shop was closed. I then tried to make small talk with her, "So, do you live around here?", etc. Then I just went direct and said, "Here, send me your phone data. Yes, I'm picking you up." She didn't even winch. She gave me her number. As she walked away I stared at her ass good and hard. She has a really hot ass in those tight jeans.

Follow up work:

Every night I send emails out to the all the girls I picked up 2 DAYS BEFORE. I figure this is a safe time span to wait to contact the girls again.

Today I called Russian chick. We talked on the phone for a bit. She seemed interested in me asking questions and such. Her Japanese sucks so communication is a little difficult. She's 37 with two kids and a Japanese husband. But I think she's mail order bride and the husband is just a facade for a visa and a better life. She seems eager to play or at least have a friend. We might hang out tomorrow.

Later in the day talked on the phone with Nicole, the hot Filipino model chick. She told me about her job. She's a hired gun. She also seems interested in having a taste of the Clozer. She asked me if I was single. Asked me if I could hang out with her on her day off. She asked me to call/text her again. She's definitely trying to sink her hooks in. I know Filipino women are extremely controlling, jealous and play mind games up the wazoo. I will go along with it until I f-cloze it.

nc #1: Erina. pigeon toed. Nice ass. Didn't flinch when I told her I was picking her up.

nc #2: Kazuyo. HB average but also nice ass (I'm an ass man). From out of town visiting a friend.

nc #3: Shizuka: Nurse who works at the hospital near where I live. I've f-clozed so many nurses and receptionists from that hospital it's getting hard to get new girls from there without being discovered.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:48 pm 
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Cloze #3: Naoko the horny housewife
(April 19)

After my attempt to get a haircut only to find the barber shop closed I number closed two girls and then went to a deli to get something to eat. I had some really good Japanese food. At 12:30 I went to meet Naoko. Naoko is a friend of a girl I met on the internet, so this was a blind date. I had not idea what the girl looked like.

When she arrived I was just amazed by the long legs and thin model like body. It was almost a little intimidating and I started to get nervous. We went to a bookstore together cause I wanted to ask her about some recommendations for good manga. She walked ahead of me through the narrow bookstore aisles and I just zoned in on that ass. It was fucking amazing. I said to myself over and over in my head, "Oh my GOD! I'VE GOT TO HIT THAT!"

For the past two days we had been texting back and forth. A lot of marriages in Japan are a mere facade, meaning there is no love involved but the marriage is more like a partnership and a way to maintain "face" in Japanese society. Naoko implied to me that her marriage was a facade marriage. As we texted each other she told me that her husband was out and joked that he was probably out with his girlfriend.

But seriously, when I saw this girl it was hard for me to contemplate why any man would not want to seriously hump that booty like a rabid dog in heat every single night of the year.

After she recommended some good manga for me to read (because I want to learn Yakuza Japanese) we walked back to my motorcycle. I then took her back to my neighborhood. I parked my motorcycle in front of my house. I didn't ask her to come in, I simply left a bag full of groceries on my motorcycle seat as I walked in the front door with other stuff in my arms. She said, "Do you need this bag?" and I was like, "Yeah, can you grab it?" And in she came...

I offered her a drink and she said she wanted tea so I brewed up a batch of horny goat weed. I actually bought some horny goat weed, and I mean the actual leaves, not pills, from a vendor in China town.

I did the map kino initiation move. That's where I have her look at the big map on my wall and I ask her if she can find a certain country or I ask her where she has been before and while we are talking and looking at the map I stand close to her and touch the small of her back lightly. I take my hand away from time to time and then put it back again. I never give too much kino as to seem needy or desperate and I take it away so that she wants it again.

We talked for a while and looked at picture on the internet. I then switched the topic to what kind of tv shows she liked. I then put on "So you think you can dance". I pulled out the futon. She laid down with me.

After a while, as she was laying in front of me I went in for the kiss on her neck and ear. She started giggling. Not a good sign. She wasn't in the mental state that I needed her to be in and this was her defense mechanism kicking in.

I tried again, but more giggling and playing it off as mere child's play. So then I asked her what was up. This was her LMR. She said she was married and she was confused about what to do. She said that she was afraid that if she had sex with me on the first meet that I would think she would do that with any guy. I then said, "No, I'm the kind of guy who believes that if a girl has sex with me it's because there was something special between us. I believe the girl is having sex with me because there is something special about me that she is attracted to. I don't believe that can happen with any guy."

But what finally broke through her LMR barrier was when I told her I was married too. I told her I could relate to her situation and I told her I wasn't going to be some kind of lovesick guy who hassles her and tries to mess with her family. After that we started going at in ravenously. Man, I couldn't believe how fucking beautiful this girl was for having had two children. She had a belly pierce, her stomach was flat and tight like a model and absolutely no stretch marks!

After fucking her in missionary I put her on her knees and told her to suck my dick. She sucked it off just like the girls do in porn movies with all the saliva and slurping sounds. In the meanwhile I could see her perfectly round ass while she was doing this and I almost lost it. I had to stop her before I busted my nutt. So I turned her around and pounded her doggy style. I wanted to go a long time, but the fucking was just too intense. She asked me to spank her ass while I fucked her and I just lost it. It was an extremely carnal experience.

After an hour so I ate her pussy out and fucked her again from behind. But this time I put her down on the futon so that she was just lying on her belly. She was moaning and wriggling from how deep I could hit it in that position. I nutted in about 4 minutes. Hey, I'm not a porn start and yes, I jizzed inside of her. How disgraceful as a wife, but goddamn I enjoyed it.

She told me that she is a squirter as well. She said that after she gets used to me she will squirt a lot. I fucking love squirters! So I'm looking forward to that.

After a 2 hour fuckfest I had to get dressed and go to work. She posed for me and I took a couple of shots of her in doggy position. I'm taking pics of all my f-closes so that I can make a journal one of these days. I dropped her off at the train station and headed off to work.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:23 am 
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I've chilled out a little on street pick-up for the past few days as I had over 10 girls I was texting with.

One thing I've added into my routine is telling the girl that I am picking her up. So I open indirect by asking for directions or something and then I jokingly say, "Yeah, well, I'm half lost and half picking you up." For the most part I've gotten positive responses from this.

What I find is hard is keeping up the momentum after I've number closed the girl. The pick-up is really good because I peak her interest and put her in a sexual emotional state. But after she goes home and by two days later she is out of the state and we are just exchanging texts. I've got to keep the momentum and keep her bridged to those positive feelings of being seducted.

I lost my phone the other day and while I was looking for it picked up an HB9 wearing the shortest mini-skirt. She had a pomeranian. I've been getting good vibes from her, but she has also told me that she was admitted to the hospital for psychiatric problems. These kinds of girls often come on strong in the beginning and get flaky later on. We'll see how it goes. She is looking like my best bet for now.

A lot of girls get flaky and don't even email me back after I suggest meeting them again. I guess that's good because it gets the bullshitters out of the way. At the same time it's disheartening to see all that hard work go down the drain.

But something that a lot of guys don't seem to grasp is that you have to go with numbers. The more girls you pick-up and number close the more likely you are to get a success. I've probably number close over 50 girls since I started 2011's reports and have only f-closed 1 girl.


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Cloze #4: Ayumi - tea house waitress
(April 24)

I don't take much pride in internet f-clozes, but an f-cloze is an f-cloze. One thing that's easy about the internet is that you can meet people who want to meet someone whereas if you do pick-up on the street people aren't in the frame of mind to want to meet a new person.

I've been texting this girl Ayumi for a week. She's pretty busy, but she finally makes some time to meet me on Sunday night. I go to the train station to meet her. I wasn't sure what she looked like, but when I arrived I saw two girls waiting at the place where we had agreed to meet. One was an HB 9 and the other was an HB 7. I was really hoping it was the HB 9, but it wasn't.

Right off the bat, I got a cold vibe from this girl. I didn't feel her emanating any chemistry from her part. I did some errands at the mall and she walked around with me while we made light conversation.

Since I wasn't getting any vibes from her I decided to just go direct. If she bailed then I would be relieved of wasting my time with someone who wasn't interested in me. So I told her we were going to take my motorcycle to my place. To my surprise she said okay

We got back to my place and I did my standard routine that I run on girls when they come back here. I offered her some tea. I made the tea with Horny Goat Weed. I then did the map routine where we look at the map on my wall. I asked her some questions like where she has been, etc. While we are looking at the map I kino her lightly on her shoulder or the small of her back. I judge how the girl reacts. Some girls will move their body into me which is a positive sign. This girl was neautral and at times she moved away. I kept the kino light.

I asked her the most beautiful place she had ever visited. She told me about this island in Okinawa, so we checked out pictures of Ishigaki island. I then put on the show "So you think you can dance" and put the volume on low. I told her to lay down with me and she complied. After a while it was just a matter of starting to kiss her, which I did. She sucked me off and let me fuck her in any position I wanted to. The girl had nice tits and a bit fat ass which I really enjoyed hitting from behind. This girl didn't emote much so I taught her some English. As I was fucking her from behind I would stop all of a sudden. She would then beg for more. I told her if she wanted more she would have to say the words "Fuck me harder!" Towards the end of our fuck session she was crying, "Fuck me harder! Fuck me harder!" It was beautiful.

I dropped her off at the train station. She walked away without a hug or anything and I never heard from her again.


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Cloze #5: Tomomi - Girl from Amami Island
(April 29)

The night started out not so great. I met this girl from a previous pick-up. She was pretty hot, but I wasn't feeling the attraction from her and on top of that she was expecting me to take her out to dinner. Fuck that, I'm not going to waste my time and money on a dinner where I can't relax, where I pay for the meal and you walk away with a good time. So I told her we could pick something up and bring it back to my place. I was testing her. Then she made some bullshit excuse and took off.

Well, I had been reading on another forum for erectile dysfunction where this guy mentioned that drinking cognac oddly helped him get erections. Seeing that I have an issue with ED I thought I'd try the cognac and see how it worked for me. So I've just separated from the stuck up bitch literally like 1 minute ago and I'm walking down the street and I see this girl walking kind of slow. She's walking towards me. So I open her, "Hey, do you know this area?" and she's like, "Yeah. What's up?" So I tell her I'm looking for a place to buy Cognac. She points to this place down the street. She says she had just come from meeting her friend. It's Golden Week in Japan now which is basically a week long holiday. She tells me that she's from Amami o-shima. I've always been interested in these islands as they used to be a separate country from Japan and therefore have a distinct culture which is different from mainland Japan. So I start asking her a ton of questions about her island. So we end up talking for like 15 minutes. I can see she's not in a hurry to get anywhere so I ask her if she'd like to join me and go to the liquor shop with me.

At the liquor shop I pick up the cheapest cognac I can find which is a $33 bottle of Hennessy (700ml). We walk back to my motorcycle. I ask her if she'd like to hang out some more and she says sure.

We get back to my place. I bust out some snacks and I pour the Hennessy. I didn't like it at first (but it grew on me later). That's some pretty strong shit. We both got tipsy. After a while I turned on the TV and had her lay down with me. We start making out. She's a big girl. Not fat, but thick and heavy with big tits and a big ass.

I then start taking off her panties. I can tell while we are making out that she doesn't really know what she's doing. She tells me she's a virgin.

I then hit resistance. She tells me that all her friends have had sex, BUT they dated the guy for like 2 months before they had sex with him. So in her mind she thinks that this is the way it has to be. I tell her that I fucked most of my ex girlfriends on the first night I met them (mostly true) and that all my friends were the same. I tell her that there are different ways people become boyfriend and girlfriend and that the 2 month rule doesn't have to be applied to everyone. She goes with it, and we start making out again.

To make a long story short it took a long time and a lot of lube to get inside of her. I am rather thickly endowed which makes it extra painful when the hymen tears. It took about an hour and 5 tries before I could finally get my massive cock into her tight virgin pussy. She squirmed in pain and teared up, but she took it like a champ. I fucked her slowly and gently for 3 minutes and then busted a huge pent up nut inside of her. It wasn't awesome sex or anything. But it felt good for 3 minutes, at least. And I'd like to keep her as a regular.

We talked for a while and finally she left at 2 in the morning. I slept for 5 hours and went to work the next morning. This was my first instant virgin f-cloze ever.


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Cloze #6: Shiori- college girl internet fuck
(May 3)

Japan is a hustling and bustling place. It's a work-hard culture and people are always tense and in a hurry. But now it's Golden Week here in Japan and people have a week long vacation and are a little more easy going. I met this girl, Shiori, on the internet. We decide to meet up as she has no classes. I ask her to come dress up real feminine and to wear a skirt of a dress. I don't know what she looks like but I only know that she's a university student.

So I go to meet her at the station. Well, she's wearing a dress, but she has leggings on and is wearing a frumpy jacket, and blaaaah, it is just wasn't working for me. She is thin with an average (at best) face. If she had really decked out the 9's she could have turned herself into a strong HB 8 since she was tall and thin.

But anyways, I wasn't going to count her out on fashion sense alone. She was easy natured and I could tell she was up for doing just about anything.

I had to pick up some stuff at the supermarket so she tagged along with me. I used this time to assess her and see how easy/difficult it was going to be to get under her skirt. I assessed that on the surface it wasn't going to be too hard. I am always cautious, however, as Japanese girls can often appear to be easy but then when it comes down to the deed they can put up an annoying fucking wall of resistance.

But this one was as easy as bringing a butter knife down through a hot warm apple pie. No resistance whatsoever. I just did the basic routine after getting her back to my place. When we were laying down together watching TV I just starting kissing her ear. I saw her eyes shut which told me she was enjoying it. Before long her clothes were off.

I'll be honest, it was just a fuck for me. A mere notch above masturbating. What really turns me on is when a woman really wants to please me. She'll suck dick, massage my feet, cook, clean and do whatever it takes to make me happy. I enjoy fucking this kind of woman. Shiori, however, wouldn't even suck my dick. She claimed she didn't like sucking dick. Added to that she shaved her pussy bald which is a total turn off to me. I tried not to look at her pussy too much and finally I had to put her in doggy style so I wouldn't have to look at it. I would say she was merely a service fuck. One grade above prostitute. Eh, I'll live.


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Cloze #7: Kimiko - Bungee jumper
(May 12)

Three days earlier after work I went to the supermarket. As I was shopping I saw this tall then older lady dressed nicely in a business skirt. It turned me on. I was a little intimidated and generally don't like approaching in supermarkets. I asked her for bullshit directions and then expanded the conversation a little and then told her I was in a hurry and then number closed her.

She starts texting me like crazy. She tells me she's into outdoor sports and likes doing crazy adventurous shit like bungee jumping, sky diving, etc. I take it that she is a thrill seeker. Never would have guess it from her low key demeanor in a business suit.

She says that she has dreamed for the longest time of abandoning her life and living in Italy some day. That's where I come in -- to fulfill a part of that dream.

So it's Thursday night and she's eager to meet up. I bring her back to my place and go through the usual routine. She talks waaaaaay to much, which starts to irritate me after a while. I realize that I need to take control of the situation, and I do so promptly. I quiet her down and start taking it to the physical level. She puts up LMR, of course, telling me that we just met 3 days ago for 5 minutes and now we're about to fuck and "I can't do this because I usually meet a guy over a period of weeks and months and get to know him slowly and blah blah blah blah blah!"

So I ask her if she wants to go home. She says "No, I'm not saying that, but...."

Turned out to be the best fuck this year. Sure, the young girls with perfect bodies are nice. But these older women, man do they like to suck a dick and please a man! She gave me the best blow job I've had in ages and she wouldn't stop! I'd push her away and she's come back for more. More cock in her mouth! Have some cock?

Her pussy was as tight as a 19 year old and she moaned like a little animal as I fed the white dick to her inch by agonizing inch.

47, married with 2 kids. Fucking awesome. Now she wants to come over and cook for me. Gotta love these older women. They know how to treat a man.


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Cloze #8: Saori - Seashell Hoarder
(May 20)

A few weeks ago I went out on a walk. I walked down into the ghetto area of the city where I live. Walking towards me, I saw this girl with a nice figure, wearing a business suit, but the thing that stuck out about her most was her jet black hair. I think I opened her by asking for directions for some place. I then expanded the conversation and we ended up walking to the park together and spending about two hours together talking.

We exchanged email for a couple of nights and then she stopped contacting me.

Now it's a Friday night. I have to get up at 7:30 in the morning to go to work on Saturday. At 2:30am I get a text. It's Saori. I haven't heard from this girl in weeks and never expected to hear from her again.

Her: I want to go drinking. Let's go to a bar

Me: Sounds good. Let's drink at my place

Her: I want to go out and get to know you more

Me: It's too late to go out. We can relax at my place

Her: Why do we have to go to your place?

Me: Because I want to have sex with you

Her: So that's what you've wanted all along. blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't want to walk the streets at night. I can't go to your house.

Me: I'll pick you up. You don't even have to change. Just come in your pajamas.

Her: I don't have any makeup on

Me: I like girls who don't wear makeup. I'll meet you in front of the bowling center in 15 minutes

Her: Okay


She comes over to my place and brings some 60 proof sake and some cheap wine. She's already been drinking at her place. She brings these 3 big ass shells that she said she found in Okinawa. She tells me that she has over 300 shells in her apartment and that they take up all the space in her room. We talk about her shells. The girl just keeps talking and talking and talking. It's getting annoying after a while. I think a lot of guys fall into a women's trap of talking. Most guys may just sit there and be polite and listen to it all, but basically all it is is a girl throwing out fluff. She's not going to get that dick in her. That's your job! All that talking is a shit test. Are you going to sit there and listen to it like a good boy or are you going to take charge and shut her the fuck up...hopefully with a big cock going sidewards into her mouth.

I called her over to snuggle up with me on the futon. She kept on talking. Finally I just said, "Be quiet. Look into my eyes". And then I kissed her. Pretty soon her clothes were coming off. I fucked her missionary and then had her suck my dick for a long time. I loved the slurping sounds she made with her mouth. I loved watching her big ass as she sucked me off. I then turned her around and rammed that ass and worked it past it's maximum capacity. I rested for about 15 minutes and then fucked her again.

It was now 6 in the morning. I was fucked. I had to work all day Saturday. I asked her if she could let me get some rest before a full days work. She got the hint and left. I slept for 1.5 hours. Surprisingly I had a spring in my step the next day. Getting laid put me in a super positive mood. I worked hard the next day. Came home from work, ate dinner and crashed in bliss.


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Cloze #9: Maiko - 4'9 Monkey Girl
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It's a Sunday. I've finished my morning work. In the afternoon I have to work at another job site. So I'm at a supermarket near the train station. I'm in the bento box section picking up my lunch when I see this hot little thing in high heels and a very short skirt. I want to approach, but I'm scared. She is all dolled up and looking good. I walk around and talk myself into and out of approaching. Then she walks up to wear I'm standing and starts to look at the bento box lunches. Without hesitation I open just for the heck of it. "How high are those heels?"

That's all it took. She was hooked instantly. She was just into me I guess. She kept the conversation even though I couldn't think of shit to say. Then after I number closed her we went out separate ways. I went to pay for my food. She approached me again at the register and waited for me to check out and talked to me some more. I chatted with her a bit and then told her I had to get going to my next job site. I told her I would text her later.

I finish work. I had plans to fuck this old MILF I banged last year. But the old MILF is super flaky and I can tell she is going to flake. So I email Maiko. She responds enthusiastically, "I was waiting for your text!!!"

We text back and forth a few times and then I ask her if she wants to hang out. She says she has just finished a 19 hour shift. She's a nurse. She says she's tired but she wants to see me. I suggest that since we are both tired from work that we just chill out at my place.

This girl was literally the size of a 9 year old-- she was so tiny. I put her on her stomach and propped her ass up with a small square pillow. I fucked drilled her sweet little ass from behind. And to think I just met this girl in the supermarket a few hours ago... amazing.

As I fucked her deeply her body jolted in uncontrollable orgasmic bursts. I came in her tight little cunt as she quivered uncontrollably. After I passed out next to her she just laid there for the next 10 minutes having after-shock orgasms. When she was finally able to talk again she said, "Oh my god. I'm so embarrassed. You fucked me so hard I forgot your name."


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When she was finally able to talk again she said, "Oh my god. I'm so embarrassed. You fucked me so hard I forgot your name."
I read this and laughed so hard my drink came out of my nose!!!!!!!

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Clozer leaves no stone un turned, proper skilled mate haha

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