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PostPosted: Sun May 16, 2010 11:57 pm 
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Hey Mike,

Thanks for following my reports. Ok, I'll answer your question. If the female is hot or has good skills or is just cool to hang out with I like to enjoy her several times, as the more I get used to a girl the better the sex gets. If the girl is open-minded I'll also see how kinky she is willing to get over a period of lays.

Some girls just enjoy the bedroom play, while other girls start to become a burden with wanting a boyfriend/girfriend relationship. The girls that become burdensome usually give up after not getting what they want. There's also the girls who don't give up and become pretty annoying after a while so it's good to dump them fast. I'd say about 80% become annoying while 20% are cool with just hooking up for casual bedroom play.


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 Post subject: Cloze #8: Silicone MILF
PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2010 4:41 am 
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Cloze #8: Silicone MILF

Met Silicone MILF online and got good vibes from her. She told me she had two young kids at home and no husband in the picture. Immediately my MILF radar went on high alert. She told me that she wouldn't be able to meet me for another month since she was busy, so after exchanging emails for some time I told her to get back to me again when she would have time to meet.

A month goes by and I hear from her again. We agree to meet up and I kiss cloze her after meeting and talking with her for 2 hours.

This brings us up to last Friday. So after the last kiss cloze I kept the texts up good. Not too many, not to few. I built up the tension more and finally we agreed to meet on Friday. She said she could only meet me from 10am to 12:30pm and then she would have to split to go pick up her kid from kindergarten. I had a super tight scedule that day, but the MILF fantasies had been running around in my head all week so I decided to give it a go.

I texted her the night before to come to my station. She asked me why THAT station. I think she knew why, but I didn't answer her text. If I had told her we were going to my place she would have thrown up a block.

It's Friday morning, we meet at the station. It's sunny and hot and humid outside. This turns out to work in my favor. As we start walking towards my place in the heat she complains about how hot it is. I tell her that we can relax at my place. It's nice and cool there. By the way, this is all under the pretense that I am going to teach her English. I get her back to my place.

Immediately I can tell I have some work to do. She is distant and sits far from me. Since I know only have 2 hours left, I decide to screw the English lesson. I know she is going to throw up a lot of LMR and that will take time to bust through.

I wave her over to sit in my lap. She comes over, but is hesitant. I start kissing her and she goes with it.

I lay her down on the floor and we start going at it heavy. I get her shirt and bra off. She has perfectly rounded tits standing straight up. They were nice to look at for sure, but I felt I was playing with a sex doll or something. I was wondering if she could really feel me sucking on her nipples. She was moaning a lot so I guess she could feel something under all that silicone.

She was wearing shorts. I went to unlatch her belt. "No. Only the top comes off today." I told her not to worry about it and that I liked her. She then asks me if we are "going out". I said, "Is that okay with you?".

We start making out again. I eventually get to her belt again and she blocks me again. I then freeze her out. I cannot tell you how impressed I was with this technique. As Mystery says, you freeze her out, stop giving her attention, BUT don't be an asshole, just be neutral. So I did exactly that. I kind of moved away from her and started looking at some pictures. I was simply amazed at how good it worked. She instantly responded. "Hey, are we really going to do this?"

I then get up, close the window shades to make it a little darker in the room. I put the futon out on the floor and tell her to get on it. She complies. 3rd time is a charm and her shorts, underwear and all come off. I slid into her easily and the rest is history.

Her pussy was as wet as the sea and definitely felt great, but she was definitely a "maguro", or tuna fish-on-deck as they say in Japanese. You know, the fish that's been caught and is laying on the ship deck occasionally twitching. Basically she just layed there and didn't put much effort into it.

I had the feeling that when the whole thing was over that it was as if I had just snapped my fingers and taken her out of a trance to have sex with me. My game may have just been to good for itself as it left her with a feeling of, "Oh my god, I can't believe I just had sex with that guy."

I sent her a follow up text that night. Haven't heard from her since.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 3 hours
Money Spent: $0
Face: 7
Tits: 8
Body: 8

Clozer's sticking points:

- If a girl asks you in a text or in person if you guys are going to go to your place don't confirm it. Wait until the last minute to tell her. As soon as you let her know she is going to be having sex with you she will throw up a block. The more time she has to dwell on it the harder the block will be.

- If a girl is cold when she gets to your place open her up soon with kissing. This will help relax her. This kissing doesn't have to lead to sex. In fact, it should be used a precursor the kiss later on that will lead to sex

- When using the freeze out, make sure not to be dick. Be neutral. Shut her out, but still be cool and indifferent.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:25 am 
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Cloze #9: Christian MILF

This is the hb 8 MILF I clozed from my field report on May 10th.

This report will be pretty short as I believe this was just a case of instant sexual attraction (moreso her than me). I mean, of course I really wanted to fuck this girl, but as I later found out, she was extremely sexually attracted to me. So I didn't really need to use much game with this girl. If you want to talk in terms of game, all I pretty much had to do was not fuck things up, which I guess a lot of AFC's are capable of doing.

She did send me one long text basically saying how much she wanted me, but then concluded it with, "Since I am a Christian I cannot cheat on my husband."

One valuabe lesson I have learned this month from gaming married women and women with boyfriends is that when they make a statement that they can't do something with you because they have a boyfriend or husband, they are really doing this to out themselves from responsibility of any further actions that may happen with you in the future. Basically they need to tell themselves this to make themselves feel better. The SECRET is NOT to argue with it, but to just roll with the punches.

Basically what I did is just not reply to her comment that she could not cheat on her husband because she was a Christian. I just carried on as if everything was normal. When we met for the first date I kiss closed and build up the sexual tension from the sexual attraction that was already there.

On date 2 the cloze was pretty easy. She brought an oversized t-shirt as a gift for me. I turned it around on her after we got to my place and told her to take off all her clothes and put only the t-shirt on. I said this in a very confident way as if it was a matter of course. She took the lead to my surprise. The rest is history.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 2 hours
Money Spent: $0 (Made $15 in gifts)
Face: 8
Tits: 9
Body: 7

To date stats:

20's: 2
30's: 4
40's: 3
single: 2
married: 1
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2


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Cloze #10: Steamed Salmon

This is the first girl I picked up on May 18 out of a 7 number close spree that night.

When I picked this girl up I noticed she had a wedding ring on so I told her that I was married too. That night she sent me two texts. I didn't text back as to seem busy and got back to her the next day.

And so the game of cat and mouse started.

Date 1: kiss closed. She showed resistance, pulled away frist

Date 2: She comes to my place and teaches me how to prepare steamed salmon. I give her a massage on my bed, but she cuts it shorts saying she has to get home because her husband is waiting for her

Date 3: This Friday night, she texts me at the last minute telling me she has just finished work and can only meet me for a bit. I'm like cool, whatever. By now she's established herself as a kind of player. She likes to tempt me, get me excited and then leave leaving me hot and bothered.

She comes straight to my place with a bag full of beer, cocktails and snacks. The party is on. We start drinking and fooling around on the computer. I am the type of person that gets drunk off one bear, so I get wasted in no time. My inhibition is gone. I tell her to undress and put on the t-shirt (that the girl from cloze #9 gave me). I will now dub that the "lay shirt". She goes to the bathroom, puts the Lay Shirt on and joins me on the futon. The rest is history.

Clozer's Tips:

--Don't let titles such as "boyfriend" or "husband" persuade you. Remember just one thing: Actions speak louder than words.

--If a girl says she has a boyfriend or husband, simply reply that you have the equivalent (girlfriend or wife).

--When you're pretty sure that you're going to f-close, have some clothing at your place to have her change into. This will mentally prepare her for having sex and will take the hassle out of taking off difficult clothing such as tight jeans, bras, etc.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 4 hours
Money Spent: $0 (Made $10 in snacks and drinks)
Face: 7
Tits: 7
Body: 9

To date stats:

20's: 2
30's: 5
40's: 3

single: 2
married: 2
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2

internet: 2
street pick-up: 8


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Cloze #11: The Nurse Who Couldn't be Ignored

I get home and make a quick dinner, take a shower and eat. By the time I get over to the nurses house it's 12:30am and the Japan vs. Cameroon match has ended. Japan has won, so my nurse is in a good mood.

A little back story: On Thursday I had met up with this girl. That was our second meeting. I had already k closed her on the first meeting. On the second meeting she came to my place and I ended up licking her titties and making out with her. But overall I had a bad vibe from her and she seemed like the kind of girl that would chop your nuts off or go to your workplace and make a scene if you were to cross her the wrong way. She had a very dominant personality. So after that date I decided that I didn't want to dance with the devil and I just cast her aside and didn't contact her.

Now, 4 days later I get an email from her saying something like this, "So, how's it going? Why haven't you texted me? You know, I'm not going to come over to your place tonight because you're not interested in me."

So I knew it was on.

I get over to her place around 12:30. Even though we met on the interent she only lives a couple of blocks away. I sit down and we start watching the after-game interviews. He sofa is uncomfortable as hell, so after a while I tell her that her sofa is uncomfortable and what is she going to do about it. I stand up and walk into her room and sit on her bed. She follows.

Long story short, I'm walking up a hill at 2:30am in the morning to get back to my place. My legs feel like jello cause I just pounded a tight little nurse who didn't like being ignored for 4 days.

Clozer's Tips:

--If you ignore a girl and she reinitiates contact, it's on.

--Always have a reason for her to come to your place or you to go to hers. This is more or less of an excuse that she needs for herself to get into a situation where she knows she is going to get sexed.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 4 hours
Money Spent: $0
Face: 7
Tits: 8
Body: 8

To date stats:

20's: 2
30's: 6
40's: 3

single: 3
married: 2
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2

internet: 3
street pick-up: 8


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:56 pm 
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Clozer:

Great LRs. Overall it really seems like you have a solid grasp of the game.

The one thing I would like to see from your LRs is more detail on the actual open and day 2 conversations. This would be much more helpful for readers to understand exactly what you are doing; otherwise you are just posting to tell us you got laid.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:26 pm 
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I hear you man. Others have given similar critisizm. My SD Opener has been so sucessful I am a little reluctant to just tell everyone. As I have stated in other posts on my field reports, feel free to ask me about specific details or aspects of opening or day 2's. Don't just say, "Tell me what you do." It's too long and complex to explain. Put some effort into it yourself by asking a good, specific questions. I want to help guys who are going out there getting their ands dirty and doing street pick-up.

I want to hear where you are failing and tell you how to succeed. I am motivated to help those who are making an effort to help themselves. I can see that in the detail of your questions and the contributions, entries and journals that you keep on this site.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:53 pm 
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Cloze #12: The Missing Corkscrew

This is a girl I met on the internet.

The first time I met her we met at the pier. I had planned to kiss close her, but she was just too shy and clozed off, but I could tell she was a nice girl. We only had about 15 minutes to talk before I had to go to another appointment.

Meeting internet girls is much easier than doing street pick-up. Internet girls are already psychologically geared to be interested in you since they were already seeking out compaionship on the internet. So basically all I had to do is appear sane, normal, desirable and build attraction. I used light kino while talking to her. I could tell she was too closed off for a kiss close so I did my first ever hug close.

The second date she brought over a bottle of wine, which I could not open because my corkscrew was M.I.A. I didn't need to drink to get this lay, but I believe she did, so I offered some japanese sake.

I learned something valuabe from this experience and that is, sometimes you need to let girls move at their own pace instead of pushing it. Of course you have to steer them in the right direction, but the best thing to do is to make it seem like it is their idea to pursue sex. I tried moving into the sex stage several times but this girl kept brushing me off. It was only when I did things on her terms that she started kissing my entire body and went down for a nice blow job. I gave her a good and hard proper pounding for her efforts.

I later realized that the reason she was brushing me off is so that she could time it so that she would miss her last train back home. I was having none of that and I rushed her ass to the train station in the pouring rain.


Total Time Spent to F-Close: 2 hours
Money Spent: $0 (recieved gifts)
Face: 7
Tits: 9
Body: 8

To date stats:

20's: 3
30's: 6
40's: 3

single: 4
married: 2
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2

internet: 4
street pick-up: 8


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Clozer:

Thank's for responding and as usual, great report.

Just posted in your FR thread; so you can ignore that if you want.

I will make sure to ask specific questions from here on out :)


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Cloze #13: Japanese Nurse Doll

This is the second girl I picked up from my June 13 field report. I just want to mention that on that day I had gone to meet an internet girl who turned out to be rigid and we had no chemistry. It was pouring buckets that day and after I ditched the internet girl my instinct was to just go home, relax and watch a video or something. But I said, "No, Clozer, you must treck on, even if you only get one number close today." So, for the next 45 minutes I walked around town. I closed one girl who was a sex worker in the redlight disctrict and then I closed this girl.

When we walked past each other she didn't even look at me. She was hidden under her umbrella, but I could see that she was young. I was pleasantly surprised when she lifted her face from the umbrella. I did my SD Opener. She was very nice to me and she started asking me personal questions MAJOR IOI.

This was Sunday. On Tuesday I texted her again, just a casual thank you. She started sending me a lot of texts and we ended up texting until late at night.

I texted her again on Wednesday late morning. She said she had the day off. I didn't have to go to work until evening. It was overcast and gloomy so I said something to the effect of, "On a day like this you just want to snuggle up at home and watch a video." And she agreed. So I invited her over to my place to "watch a video".

She comes over to my place and we shoot the shit for a while. Then I roll out the futon and put the video on. She is a little hesitant to lay on the futon with me, but soon joins me. About 30 minutes into the movie as she is curled up in front of me I start kissing her ear. I look at her eyes to see her reaction. Here's a pretty simple formula:

EYES OPEN: Girl is worried, not into it
EYES slightly clozed: Girl is enjoying it

Her eyes were slightly clozed as I was kissing her. From there it was just gradual escalation.

I was just in pure heaven as I undressed this beautiful creature. Usually I don't eat muff, but if the girl is really hot I can't help myself from having a little peach pie.

Once I broke through her LMR it was all good. We both enjoyed it immensly. The sexual attraction was undeniable, and damn was I glad I made an effort to go sarge in the pouring rain that day. She was a cute little 24 year old nurse, looked just like a perfect little Japanese doll.

Clozer's Tips:

--Have a reason for the girl to come to your place

--It's easier to start sexing a girl while you are watching a movie with her

--jude her reaction when you start making out with her indirectly (not kissing on the lips) Are her eyes open or closed?

--Once you've gotten her into a sexual state you will have the momentum you need to f cloze.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 2 hours
Money Spent: $0
Face: 9
Tits: 10
Body: 10

To date stats:

20's: 4
30's: 6
40's: 3

single: 5
married: 2
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2

internet: 4
street pick-up: 9


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Sorry, but I've been busy and haven't had time to write long reports. Please excuse the next 3 reports.


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Cloze #14: Camera Girl

When I picked up this girl on Sunday, June 27 I used my SD opener. I used my two kino touches during the pick up (once lightly on the arm and second time on back of shoulder). I noticed that she actually kino'd me back near the end of the set. We texted every day.

Camera girl works at a family photo studio. She tells me that she doesn't have to work at her second job which is a fitness clut that night and agrees to coming over to my place to relax.

We meet up at a place near my house and go back to my place to watch a video. She is so damn cute, only about 4'10 with a very cute face. Small breasts, but extremely horny when touched. Very tight body. We had crazy sex in all positions and I busted 4 nuts, which is equivalent to running a marathon for me, being 35 with severe Erectile Dysfunction.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 1 hour
Money Spent: $1 (bought a corkscrew to open wine we never drank)
Face: 9
Tits: 8
Body: 10

To date stats:

20's: 5
30's: 6
40's: 3

single: 6
married: 2
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2

internet: 4
street pick-up: 10


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Cloze #15: Junior High School Teacher

I picked this girl up on June 27 with direct opener from behind. She was wearing jeans, tall, and had an amazing ass.

K-clozed her on date 2

Met up with her again for lunch on Saturday 3rd. Purposely withheld kino. We only met for about 30 minutes. After work she starts texting me asking to come over to my place (I had planted this seed in her head during the lunch date).

She comes to my place. We chill out. She plays the piano for me. We have a great time talking. Really nice, down to earth girl. She tells me she has a boyfriend. We end up making out really hard. Soon I'm inside of her. I fuck her for a good 20 minutes. I'm about to bust my nut but hold back because I want to fuck her real good and for a long time. But then fucking tragedy strikes. I take my dick out of her, grab her hair at the back of her head and put her face down to my cock to start sucking. She says, "I can't do it.... I have a boyfriend". I then try to fuck her again to at least get MY nut. She says, "I have a boyfriend. I don't do things like this" (oh, sorry honey, you actually already DID!)

She puts on her clothes and leaves and I have to end up stroking it. She's still texting me, but second chance looking unlikely. Worst lay of the year.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 4 hours
Money Spent: $0
Face: 8
Tits: 8
Body: 9

To date stats:

20's: 6
30's: 6
40's: 3

single: 6
boyfriend: 1
married: 2
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2

internet: 4
street pick-up: 11


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Cloze #16: Barely Legal Instant F Cloze

One of my best days sarging ever. After work I came home and the went out again to run some errands. Number closed one girl on the way to the bank. Then, while coming out of the bank I saw a girl at the crosswalk looking back at me. She broke eye contact, turned around and crossed the street. She was wearing short shorts, was petit and cute. So I crossed the street, walked ahead of her and after a few seconds opened her with her behind me. Her body language was very strange. I read it as negative. She was standing far away from me and not making eye contact. I had opened her by asking if there was an internet cafe in the area.

After using some lines to flirt with her a little bit she said she had some free time and she could help me find an internet cafe. Then as we walked she started asking me lots of personal questions. She told me that she was a freshman in college and had just finished classes. So after a bit I told her that finding the internet cafe was not an emergency so why don't we go to the park and chat. She says okay.

We went to the park and talked for a while..... Long story short, I brought this fine 18 year old girl back to my place and ended up having crazy sex with her for 2 hours.

Total Time Spent to F-Close: 1 hour
Money Spent: $0
Face: 7
Tits: 8
Body: 10

To date stats

18's: 1
20's: 6
30's: 6
40's: 3

single: 7
boyfriend: 1
married: 2
single MILF: 4
married MILF: 2

internet: 4
street pick-up: 12


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just gotta love those instant f closes...gimme a lil more details on how you got her to come home with you and what techniques or lines u used to get the f close


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