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PostPosted: Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:35 pm 
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I think I'll start making up stories on pick up forums, have a few idiots believe them to gain a following, make sure to leave some links in my signature to beef up my presence, and then write a book for the dumbest of the dumb to buy. Thanks for the outstanding business idea.
the fact that you find this hard to believe says a lot about your success with women and also your perception of reality. you will never have success with women if you don't think success with women is possible.

you think this kind of thing is crazy or impossible because you've never gone out and tried it yourself. this is a classic excuse people make when they are afraid to face their demons and actually grow as a person.

im not replying to this for you, im replying to inspire people reading this who ARE actually willing to learn to not fall into this negative limited way of thinking, and go and find out the rules by experiencing them for themselves, as opposed to just writing off something because they're too pussy to try it themselves.
They say when you assume, you make an ass out of 'u' and 'me'. Quite frankly, you've just made an ass out of yourself only.

But here are some cold hard facts: your most active forum is "Lay Reports." You create threads called "Cute Asian Chemist Blowjob," "Sydney Toilet Handjob," and "LR: Goupie Anal" detailing your alleged sexual encounters with full screenshots of your texting as if to provide more compelling evidence to say "hey look at me I'm getting laid. If I can do it, so can you." You aren't here to help people. You are here to market yourself as a PUA and make a living out of it by selling training sessions and books. You are taking the money of beta males and ripping them off. True PUAs on here go by the names of puaninja and kasabi, who are willing to answer some very basic questions and capable of analyzing, and proposing solutions to the most complex problems that even other PUAs run into without needing to boast about personal exploits. If I was beta, I would most definitely want guys like puaninja and kasabi to coach me... Not some marketing expert. You are like Apple. You create some very beautiful looking products and market them like a pro. But a closer look at the product reveals limited functionality and inferior performance.

Get a real career, son.
It's a sub-forum titled lay reports, what do you expect people to post? When I was a newb I found the lay reports brilliant because they inspired you and showed you what is actually possible. I found some of them more useful than all the thousands of pages of theory you see across the forum. Why waste your time with negative posts. It's hardly a "whipped my 10 inch cock out and she came five times at the sight of it" post, doesn't sound that unrealistic.


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PostPosted: Tue May 21, 2013 3:43 pm 
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I love Sydney for day game! I am pretty sure I know exactly which toilet this happened in! I am a great fan of having sex in the City Extra toilets in Circular Quay. There used to be a gay waiter that worked the night shift that would always come and recommend me to any girl I brought in...and their caramel milkshakes are just amazing!

I am inspired to write a couple of lay reports from Sydney. It is honestly full of the coolest girls I have ever come across!


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PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:53 pm 
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Approached a girl at the station before work and she jacked me off in a bathroom after.

I saw her at the underground walkway for Town Hall station in Sydney. A tomb raider look alike: short shorts and a tank top, massive tits bulging from it, and a long plait. "Fuck! She's hot! But I can't approach her" I thought, "I'm late for work."

I wasn't late. I was 20 minutes early. And so started the excuse making and excuse destroying cycle.

"Well, she's inside the ticket barrier" I thought, then told myself...

"So take your fucking ticket out then, you paid for it you idiot!"

With each excuse I would walk away and then double back and peep around the corner to get another look.
I was about to do it when I made eye contact... With the station guard.

"Great... Now the security guard has seen me pacing back and forth and looking at her... I look creepy..."

Then my inner game training came to the rescue:

"So? How does he know you're not her boyfriend? And why do you care more about what he thinks than acting on your desires? You're clearly into this girl, go say something..."

Before I had time to start hesitating about her being with her friend, I took my ticket out, scanned myself back into the station and walked over.

"Hey... You just made me re-enter the station to come say hi..."

"Hi! I'm Lucy."

"I'm Liam."

"What are you up to?"

"On my way to work..."

"What do you do?"

"Uhhhhh... I'm a.... Kinda like an improvisation coach..."

"Oh cool like a drama teacher?"

"Yeah..."

She was smiling brightly and there was a confident sexual energy coming from her. She introduced me to her female friend and right then some dude rocked up.

"Hi this is my new friend Liam!" she told him. I smiled at him.

She kept talking and told me she worked at a chicken shop.

"I should come visit you at work sometime then..." I said.

"Sure! I guess you better take my number then."

"I'll give you mine and you can prank me..." I started doing this now, it makes sure they give you the right number. Usually I get them to do it on the spot but this chick was in a rush and I knew she'd text me.

Sure enough, her text came through, and this text exchange happened. I didn't write back to her texts because I was coaching from 1-5pm.

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After sending her that last text I just called her straight away. "Hey!" she said, "I'm at Town Hall station. Where are you?"

"I'm there too!" We spent 2 minutes figuring out where each other were, I walked the long way so another girl I had just chatted up after my class wouldn't see me, and met her on the corner.

I said "Hi!" then turned around and walked away, imitating a catwalk model and pulling a pout face at her. Looking back that was a weird thing to do but I was just having fun. She giggled and followed me.

She asked me standard stuff about myself as we walked, and made it to a bench. We sat and talked for half a minute when she said "Anyway, I have to go in 20 minutes!"

"We better just make out right now then" I told her, half expecting her to laugh and push me away but leaning in anyway.

To my pleasant surprise she kissed me back urgently like her tongue was on fire and my mouth was a bucket of ice water. (Okay, that sounded sexier in my head.)

I traced my hands across her thighs and up to her perfect tits, giving them a good squeeze.

"Hey! We shouldn't be doing this... We're in public!" she whispered.

"So what. For all they know we've been dating for three years." I put my arm around her.

"Yeah! So this is our anniversary..." She smiled.

My glasses had gotten all fogged up from the kiss, so I started cleaning them on her dress. "Just cleaning your glasses, are you" she giggled, as one hand was resting on her leg inside her skirt. I kept moving it up further her leg, eventually resting on her panties.

I started kissing her again, this time rubbing her panties.

"We can't do this here!" she said.

"Ok... Lets go for a walk then..."

I stood up and took her hand. We walked to the corner.

"Where are you taking me... Somewhere seedy?"

"I don't know..." I said, and it was true. I had to improvise a seduction location.

I saw a grand staircase and led her into it. It was a theatre entrance and there were two people on the first floor waiting for auditions. We kept going to the second floor. TOILETS the sign read.

"Lets go in here"

"No... I'm not doing that... I've done toilet stuff before and it's gross."

I stood in the doorway and blew her a kiss. She blew one back. I held out my hand but she wouldn't come.

I walked to her and kissed her. I pulled her in close, and squeezed her ass as I did. My hands slid under her skirt onto her bare ass cheek and found their way under her panties and inside her. After 10 seconds of this I said "Come on...it will be fun" and she followed me in.

We got inside, rapidly undressing and kissing. Her tits were as good as I suspected! Brown, soft skin, D cup.

I fingered her again as she undid my pants, I helped her get my dick out and she jerked me as I fingered her. It was too fast too soon so it felt kind of numb.

"You should get on your knees you naughty girl" I said seductively.

"No"

If a girl won't suck my dick before I fuck her it makes me lose my boner because I feel like she doesn't really want to be there. Logically this is stupid as she is willingly jacking me off and moaning to me fingering her but it just brings of my old limiting beliefs and psyches me out.

The combination of me being sick with Tonsillitis, having worked the last 4 hours, the fact that we had this time limit and now that she was triggering my "girls don't really like sex" fears made me start to lose my boner. Of course once you start the pressure to perform makes it worse.

I rolled the condom on and said "I'm gonna fuck you against the wall".

She grinned. "Yeah! I've done this before." She pulled her dress up and presented her ass to me, looked back at me, and waited for me to enter.

Sadly at this point my dick was at 3/4 and falling fast. Rolling the condom on hadn't helped and now trying to get it in her pussy when it wasn't stiff was the last straw. I pulled the condom off and said "I need some help down here."

She started jacking me off again and I was too dry. I tried to get soap from the soap dispenser but it was empty, so I spat on my hand.

She started jerking me fast again and I started fingering her. Her phone went off. "I have to go".

I rubbed her clit faster and she started panting harder. I jizzed on the floor, but it was a pathetic load and didn't feel very goo considering I wasn't even hard. She seemed close but didn't want me to finish her off coz she was in a rush.

We got dressed hurriedly and went downstairs. She kissed me and said "See you in three years" with a wink.

"You're bad... I like you" I told her, and slapped her ass as she walked off smirking at me.

The sexual experience itself was pretty average, but it's still a great example of social freedom, not letting your bullshit fears hold you back, and how much girls are looking for sexual adventure.

That night I was coaching a guy on Rapid Escalation. He had a problem with ridiculously high standards, which I later figured out was from porn addiction.

He refused to approach a totally hot girl for not being hot enough. "Bullshit!" I said, "If she came up to you right now and asked you back to your hotel are you saying you'd say no?!"

"Well...that's different. If it was handed to me on a silver platter like that..."

"But that's what you're learning today. You're literally learning how to approach women and have sex in under an hour... How is that not a silver platter? Take today at the station. I walk past. There is a toilet hand job sitting there on the silver platter just waiting for me to go and take it. All it takes is for me to approach…Rapid Escalation IS a silver platter but if you don’t go take it you can’t eat it.”

This story shows that I still get hesitation to approach, and being good doesn’t mean not hesitating ever, it means overcoming that hesitation and not letting it get in the way of your seduction. It shows how willing girls are for crazy adventures, and what’s possible when you pull the trigger.

damn that was good post!! great story! Share your game with me bro!!


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