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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:44 pm 
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I didn't know that non-surgical penis enlargement was possible. I just thought it was a type of spam.

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Yeah it is true. It's a shame people are so distrustful these days, that they don't even want to check it out. Biggest forum about Penis Enlargement got 180k members and 2 million posts. And all the info are free. Rather elaborate scam, don't you think? :)

There are so many things that people don't believe in, I tried them and almost each of those things worked. It's a shame to miss out on such a things, based on some prejudice.


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puaninja please don't encourage him


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puaninja please don't encourage him
It's kind of discouraging to see trolls with such a high amount of reputaion points. Goes to show that this rep system is bullshit.
I'm genuinly helping people here, yet I'm dissed by one troll sentance, by a guy who shouldn't be doing that. How about you explain yourself? I'm sure you can't. I'm sure that what I said simply 'feels wrong' to you, but you don't really know why. Keep following your flock man, don't you loose their sight.


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It's like the legal weed thing. When I first heard about that I was like it's too good to be true. And it was.

But something tells me that guys with small penises can't just pop a pill or do some ball kegels or whatever and make their schlong grow to 7 inches. That'd be like being able to buy a chronic blunt at the gas station...it's just too good to be true.

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Here is my theory, "I get a nut off with it EVERY-TIME!"

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Ok please go ahead and post the best enlarging routine that really does work without surgery or drugs.

You said: "6 months in and mine is precisely 2 inches longer... just after around 30 hours of exercise total. I've been told that my gains are prodigious, but it's common to get around 1 or 2 inches a year. I also think they are doing it wrong"

So tell us how to do it right then.


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It's like the legal weed thing. When I first heard about that I was like it's too good to be true. And it was.

But something tells me that guys with small penises can't just pop a pill or do some ball kegels or whatever and make their schlong grow to 7 inches. That'd be like being able to buy a chronic blunt at the gas station...it's just too good to be true.
Of course, which is exactly why I told you not to encourage him.

Also I have a feeling we arnt gonna get specifics without a credit card and expiration date.


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@detox75

You are trolling dude. Dissing my facts without any proof or even opinion. I thought that kind of behavior was against the forum rules.
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Yeah it is true. It's a shame people are so distrustful these days, that they don't even want to check it out. Biggest forum about Penis Enlargement got 180k members and 2 million posts. And all the info are free. Rather elaborate scam, don't you think?
What about this, didn't you get?
Here: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Penis+Enlargement+Forum
10 seconds of work.

This is all free stuff.
PeGym is more user friendly, Thundersplace is bigger.

I will post my own routine, but in a thread of my own.

EDIT: Penis Exercises, Kegels, helping with erectile dysfunctions, premature ejaculation, using your mind to last longer in bed... it's all there, you just have to take like 5 seconds of your precious time to google it.


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Yay a penis conversation, my favorite! What is it about us guys that we like to talk about our own dicks?

To the OP it sounds like a scarring experience but take it with the humor it was intended. Sounds to me like the girl was just fucking with you, your dick isnt small so don't let the "grow a bigger dick parade" convince you it is. Only way to get over these slights is laughing.

True story: After fucking a girl and shooting my man fat rather quickly :oops: I rolled over and giggled. It helped two of my friends were in the room pretending to sleep and obviously watching. The next day she told me, "you have the length but lack the girth", my immediate reaction? Tell somebody, anybody and laugh my arse off with them!

For sure you dont want a tiny dick and cream your knickers in 2 seconds but you suffer from neither of these problems which means you can laugh at any and all attempts to be-little you.

Chill out bro :P

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People.

This discussion has started to get out of hand.

Personal comments are abundant and nobody seems to have any real proof behind their opinions.

Please provide reliable data for or against penis enlargement. I will not let this post go into another flame war. This goes for everyone.

I am interested in seeing what you guys can provide in hard facts before you start fighting over nothing.

I really dont want to lock this thread - MOD


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Well, I though linking to Penis Enlargement forums, which got over 250k members, as many topics and millions of posts, with bunch of success stories, proof with pictures etc etc... was enough of a proof...
I could question Pick-Up the same way, but yet people seem to believe it works just fine without any proof.

Fine, I guess I should make a thread of my own and whip out some scientific studies and stuff. I don't know why I even bother.

You can get taller:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrPKaTDkQvE[/youtube]

But enlarging your penis with same priniples? Wizardry!


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According to these urologists, it is not even certain that cosmetic surgery can increase penis size. http://www.nature.com/nrurol/journal/v2 ... o0120.html
And actually, research shows most women don't care, so why should you? http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/ar ... 3802003962

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Point taken Ezo but please let the OP post his own routine that gained him 2 inches in length and perhaps we can then have an intelligent discussion and not a flame war of any kind.

Thank you.


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My friend has a big dick. No homo. and he says it sucks. He cant go all the way in and it ends up hurting for the girl. He has told me is the worst. He wishes he didnt have a big dick.


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