Hey it was a week ago Friday, but TGIMFF! Yet again, I thought I would share.


The eve of my Birthday, I went to my watering hole for 'eats drinks and entertainment'.

I was thinking just a couple drinks would be fine right? ....no my friends were having none of that nonsense!
You all know how it goes, shots, drinks, happy birthday wishes...GOOD TIMES!

So, it's getting late, and by now I have the motor skills of a two year old, IT'S TIME TO GO! (Or die?)

Even after some undeserved somewhat shady horrible negs, Cathy with a 'C' volunteers (the little angel!) to insure Heywood gets home safe!

I loosely remember, getting home, making drinks, possible kissing? clothes flying around.

BEDROOM!! I fucking remember THAT! I remember her riding me, as I said I was otherwise dysfunctional!

I ...pass-out (die?).


The next morning, I stir... OMG my head, I cradle it in my palms like both halves are leaving in opposite directions!

The room...empty, sans ME, and the pungent odors therein.

I look at my phone, its damn near noon!

And I NEED to piss!

I throw off the cover, WHEW!!!

I say out loud to the room "OMG my dick SMELLS like SHIT!"


A demure voice from the other room! "YA YOU BUTT-FUCKER! THAT'S WHY I'M ON THE COUCH!!!"

It turned out a great day!


Have a good weekend Bros!

Heywood.

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