So me and my non pua friend got to the club a little eariluer than usual. Probably around 10:30. There is hardly anyone there, maybe 30 - 40 people. And it is a pretty big club. The club typically plays mainly hip hop and rap, even very little r&b.

Anyways, it's just me and him and we walk upstairs to the second level that over-looks the first level. We are just chilling vibing and some friends of his comes over and starts chilling with us. We all decide to head downstairs after a while because the place is starting to thickin out. And also, we needed to be at another club so we could get in free. As we walk back down the stairs, I'm the last one in the group. So I notice all the fellahs admiring this girl at the bottom of the stairs. Non of them approach her, and they just walk by. So, as I get closer, I notice this girl is bangin!! I'm talkin Hb8- hb9'ish status. Lets call her hbBP

She has her back to me and as I walk past, a caress her back in an 'excuse me, let me get by- but I really want to touch you' way. She turned around, and I got eye contact. It wasn't my goal to het on her right then and there, I was going to game her later as I hadn't even warmed up yet.

So I continue walking, and just a few moments later, as we reached the exit area of the venue, I see walking along my path. I immediately stopped her and said "you are so fuckin sexy". She smiled and said in a playfully way "thank-you". then I asked her things like what is she up to, what does she like doing for fun, etc. This went on for about 2-3 mins. I remember telling her how fucking sexy she was multiple times at one point she says "thats not even how you are supposed to say it". I laughed and said, "you can tell I have no game".

I hear one of my friends gestering me to hurry up because we need to get to the other club in time to get in free.

I told her we should chill out and watch some movies and listen to some music. Then I number closed. (according to the Camtacts app, this happened at exactly 11:31p, 8/10/2013; I keep going back and looking at the video; she's gorgeous)

We go to the other club, and the line was around the corner. We weren't getting in free that night. And I rarely ever pay to get into a club. So we head back to the venue where I met hbBP.

I walk in and see hbBP sitting down alone. I go over to her and ask why she is sitting down. She was like "just taking a break. I was like "cool". I asked her if she knows how to cook. She says yes. I said "we'll see" and told her I see you later and walked off with my friends. I already made plans to see her later in the week. I didn't want to hang out with her the whole night.

I did get multiple numbers this night. But for the sake of this lay report, I'll only be talking about hbBP.

Below is our text conversation leading up to me picking her up (feedback on what I could have done better pleez):

2013-08-10 23:57:59 me Fire
2013-08-11 00:20:05 her it was nice to meet u Fire
2013-08-11 04:40:36 her hi
2013-08-11 04:46:43 me hey.... u made it home
2013-08-11 04:47:31 her yea
2013-08-11 04:49:38 me good... u bout to go to bed
2013-08-11 04:50:20 her yea i guess so
2013-08-11 11:58:34 me how did u sleep
2013-08-11 11:59:49 her fine
2013-08-11 12:08:19 me u work today?
2013-08-11 12:09:02 her yea 1-6
2013-08-11 12:09:44 me what do u do?
2013-08-11 12:11:15 her work with kids
2013-08-11 12:13:50 me you like it
2013-08-11 12:15:57 her love it!! i do bday parties
2013-08-11 12:15:59 her i wasnt even supposed to work today but they called me in
2013-08-11 12:21:16 me thats cool that you love what you do.
2013-08-11 12:21:34 her and i have nothing to do after work
2013-08-11 12:21:34 me do you have kids?
2013-08-11 12:22:20 her of course. its dealing wit kids. and i love kids
2013-08-11 12:24:12 her nopee
2013-08-11 12:29:52 me cool... come hang after work
2013-08-11 12:30:41 her i mean ur not expecting me to drive to u are u?
2013-08-11 12:36:36 me you have a car
2013-08-11 12:37:46 her yea i do but i dnt c why yu cnt pick me up....no man shuld.make a female drive to them. its a gentlemen thing. which alot of guys dnt comprehend at all
2013-08-11 12:39:34 me ill come get you. no problem.
2013-08-11 12:40:15 her okay. didnt mean to sound bitchy about it
2013-08-11 12:41:27 me its ok to say what you expect.
2013-08-11 12:43:50 her thnk u dor understanding
2013-08-11 12:43:51 her *for
2013-08-11 13:10:39 her well im clocking in so ill call u wen im off:) and heres the address XXXXXXXXXXXXX
2013-08-11 13:16:59 me me and my mom at sea world... have a good day at work
2013-08-11 13:17:43 her awwww how cute:)!
2013-08-11 13:18:49 her cant wait to see u tonite:)!
2013-08-11 13:27:58 her can i get a picture of u by yrself
2013-08-11 16:24:05 her heyy
2013-08-11 17:00:11 me heeey... took a nap... how is work
2013-08-11 17:03:05 her exhausting af lol
2013-08-11 17:11:58 her u still down for tonite?
2013-08-11 17:19:21 me fa sho
2013-08-11 17:22:53 her okay. did u get my address
2013-08-11 17:47:51 her Fwd:okay. did u get my address
2013-08-11 17:51:20 me yup
2013-08-11 17:56:56 her okay did u findd out how far it was
2013-08-11 17:57:20 me lol.... yeah...
2013-08-11 17:58:12 her how far is it
2013-08-11 17:58:43 her make sure it takes u the shortest way possible
2013-08-11 17:58:59 me i was thinking if something came up for either of us... we would be stuck together if you didnt Drive Here
2013-08-11 18:08:48 her yea pretty much but dnt try nd make excuses now
2013-08-11 18:18:47 her Fwd:yea pretty much but dnt try nd make excuses now
2013-08-11 18:19:12 her listen if u dnt wanna hangout then just say that
2013-08-11 18:23:39 me you are sooooo fuckin sexy! and u seem sweet. of course we nees to hangout
2013-08-11 18:26:22 her lol i mean ur not gonna try nd take advantage of me r u?
2013-08-11 18:30:02 her jus got off work
2013-08-11 18:31:43 me r u gonna try to take advantage of me
2013-08-11 18:33:12 her no i wuld never do that! && yu dnt understand wat i mean by that do u? i mean dnt try nd rush things tonite
2013-08-11 18:35:15 me oh no... its about relaxing
2013-08-11 18:36:30 me and just enjoying our time together
2013-08-11 18:36:57 her okay i hope so
2013-08-11 18:37:59 her i wuld love that
2013-08-11 18:38:40 me i know
2013-08-11 18:40:02 her u can start heading my way
2013-08-11 19:01:42 her If you're complaining already about picking me up because I'm too far then I guess I'm not ever going to drive to you because you're too far
2013-08-11 19:22:40 me all day i was thinking about us enjoying eachother
2013-08-11 19:24:50 me we wouldnt have enough time to spend together. i drive me there today. then drive back to my place. then have you back before nine. then drive back home.
2013-08-11 19:25:47 her I didn't say I had to be back before 9 I just said don't think you're going to try and pick me up at 9 cause it doesn't make any sense to wait that late
2013-08-11 19:26:11 her but u complaining its too far and if it's really that big of a deal to you then its not even worth wasting my time with you because I don't want to meet yo u halfway when it just doesn't make sense to do that if you come here or we don't hang me at all because I've learned my lesson about driving or picking anyone up
2013-08-11 19:26:13 her if you want to spend more time with me that's why I said it would be best for you to come now instead of wait but you over there complaining how fucking far it is when that shouldn't even matter
2013-08-11 19:30:22 her But like I said forget it if you're going to complain about the distance then don't bother cause last time I had a guy come pick me up. it Ended up with m e getting pushed me of the car while it's still moving so if it's really that big of an issue don't bother
2013-08-11 19:37:29 me thats horrible!
2013-08-11 19:38:15 her well watever not like u care
2013-08-11 19:39:34 me u gonna cook tonight when i come get u
2013-08-11 19:40:41 her i dont feel like cooking anything tonite......
2013-08-11 19:55:49 her so r u coming or not
2013-08-11 20:00:33 me you feel like chillin and watching some movies and relaxing
2013-08-11 20:01:31 her yea thts wat we had planned to begin with
2013-08-11 20:02:06 me im on my way

In the texts, you can see I am trying to persuade her to drive to me instead of me going to pick her up. She lived about 45mins away. I was debating was it worth it.

I drive way the fuck out there to pick her up. I get there around 9 on a sunday evening. I call her when I'm outside and tell her I'm outside. She comes out wearing some black leggings and a pink top, with flip flops. She is looking so delicious.

I don't get out to greet her, just open the passenger door from inside. She gets in and we're off to my place. We start talking about her neighborhood and who she lives with. ETC.

I have a bag of gummy bears in my truck. I tell her she can have some if she wants. She starts snacking. Then I tell her to feed me some. She complies.

(Prior to me picking her up, her compliance level was 0 because she wouldn't drive to see me. So I had feed me to see what compliance level she was at.)

As we get closer to my house, we are discussing what we should eat. I decide on pizza as Papa johns has a $6 large. I tell her to use my phone and place the order online. She complies but for whatever reason, its not recognizing the promo code. She get frustrated and a little combative with me because she did "all that work" and I told her we'll just order when we get home.

We get home, and as we are going up the steps to my place, her mood changes for the better. She gets back playful as she runs up my stairs. I really dig this playful energy she is having right now. We get in, and I tell her to take her shoes off. We talk, we order the pizza and go pick it up.

We get back to my place. She takes a pill. I ask her what is it for, she said birth control. We began watching a movie and eating pizza IN MY BED. I make fun of her about how many slices she has eaten. We finish the pizza. I keep a lot of new tooth brushes on my bathroom drawer. We go brush our teeth cuz she said I had pizza breath. She is now laying on her stomach watching the movie. I kept looking over at her, thinking, damn, I got this sexy ass girl in my bed. I'm laying right next to her. I take another look at her and I HAD to kiss her cheeks. I kissed them multiple times. She didn't turn as I got closer to her lips. But I would stop right before I kissed her lips. I find an excuse to get out of bed for a moment, as I do, sexually push her out of my way. I do the same thing when I got back into bed. This time, I made the push last a little longer. After the 4th time I did this, I held it and started kissing her cheeks then her lips. OMG!! She is the BEST KISSER EVER!!!!!!!! We kiss then stop. Kiss then go back to the movie. Then we kissed and her top comes off. BOOM double D's baby!

I'm kissing and having a good 'ol time on my double d's. I lay her on her back and start feelin and messaging her legs. I kiss through her black leggings. I pull them off. No resistance. She gave me the "arch" (Hall Pass ref.). I'm kissing on her beautiful, flawless legs. I tease her by kissing through her pink panties. I take off panties and get the arch again. Full Close!

Best kisser EVER!!!