I sure had fun with this one!
Was planning on staying in Tuesday night, until I got a text from my friend Bri asking if I wanted to go with her to a bar that is well known for being one of the best Tuesday night bars in the city. I hadn't seen her in ages, so I figured why not, it would be good to catch up! Wasn't planning on doing any sarging, but in the back of my mind I knew that would probably change
Showed up around ten, a little earlier than I would usually get there on a Tuesday. It was busy, but not as packed as usual, and no stunning women. "That's okay", I thought, "I wasn't planning to sarge tonight anyways". Got a table with Bri, and spent about an hour catching up. Some of her friends joined us at the table, and then she left and didn't come back!
Her friends were kinda lame, so I figured I'd have a cigarette outside and see if there were any sets I could open. As I was walking outside, the bouncer was kicking out an under-21-year-old. I looked to the two girls next to me and said "sucks to suck" with a smile on my face. They giggled and we shared some fake ID stories, but that ultimately went nowhere.
Headed to the bathroom, this is where things get good: I bumped into my neighbor and her really cute friends, being hit on by some total douchebag. I've read enough damn seduction e-books to know when a girl's body language is screaming SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS CHODE!! So that's exactly what I did.. I made eye contact with the old neighbor girl, made that "omg, I havent seen you in ages and am excited to see you" face. That will get a hug from any girl.
I made sure to hug her between the annoying guy and the group, then face towards the group leaving the guy locked out. I said something like "I didn't know we were at the Jersey shore" and glanced back towards him. That got a laugh from the whole group, and after ignoring him for a bit he walked away. Totally blown out. Does that make me an asshole? Probably, but I read somewhere that doing that can get girls really attracted to you off the bat, and I'm in this for results..
I engaged the entire group for a bit, then when one of them started talking on another thread, I turned to the girl next to me, lowered my voice, and said "so how do you all know each other?" to which she replied " I don't really know any of them, that guy started talking to me so I stopped.. my friends are on the dance floor". "Want to go join them?" I said "sure!" she said, and I grabbed her hand and walked her to the dance floor.
My thinking was that if I tried to game her right there, even if I did well at SOME POINT she would have to re-join her friends, and without them knowing me, they probably wouldn't let some random guy with a big ass tattoo take their sweet little friend home. Why not enter her peer group with her, then try to isolate her again?
We got to the edge of the dance floor and she pointed out her friends. We went over and I opened up the group with something that I don't really remember, then I realized one of her friends was a girl I had made out with at a bar last Christmas and never called back. Oh shit! I did what I always did, and gave her the same look I did to my neighbor, smiled huge and gave her a big ass hug. She seemed genuinely happy to see me, and even told her friend (the one I was gaming) how she'd met me before and I was a really cool guy! Well gee, thanks!
An upbeat song came on, so I made eye contact with her and put my hands out. She grabbed them and I started dancing with her. I used gambler's dancefloor escalation routine I'd read for the first time, and it worked like a charm. Started out dancing rather fast with the music, gave her a couple spins, then moved her arm in closer so it was on my back. Slowed down the speed I was dancing to half-time (this is really easy on fast songs) end gave her some heavy sexual EC. Looked down at her mouth a couple times, then acted as if I was going for the kiss, reeeeaaally slow but at the last second pulled to the side and whispered something in her ear. Don't remember what I said, but it doesn't matter - I could tell the sexual tension was driving her fucking crazy. I did it again, but this time actually kissed her. I layed it on really heave for 5-7 seconds, then I pulled away and gave her an "excited surprised" look if you will, and said "you're baaad". Then I kept on dancing with her and didn't escalate/try to makeout any more.
At some point I asked her if she would like to join me outside for a smoke, and she accepted. While outside I made sure to keep the heavy kino going, but ask her more questions, do some qualification and try to find out more about her life, her interests ect.. just some general comfort/qualification stuff. For all you smokers out there who want to see how well you're doing, keep talking for a few minutes after the cigarette is done, then look at her and say "want to have another one?" if she accepts, she definitely wants to keep talking to you.
At this point I get a text from Bri saying she was leaving if I wanted a ride home. I told the girl I was with that my ride was leaving, but I didn't want to leave yet. She said "I could drive you home if you'd like! My friends drove separate from me." Boom! From that moment I knew it was on if I played my cards right! On the ride home I asked her when she had to wake up in the morning, and she told me she didn't work until 4pm (she's a server), so I said "you should come have some champagne with me before I go to bed. You can meet my pet sharks!" (yes, I actually have pet sharks. Get some, they make for excellent things to throw into a conversation, or a salad... jk!) she accepted, and inside we went.
Popped the bottle of champagne, poured up a couple glasses and I sat down right next to her with my arm around her back telling her about the different fish/sharks. I started playing with her hair, then turned her head over and started kissing her. Did my little sexual escalation thing I always do (I'll spare you the juicy details) and it was a wrap!
I was joking around with her in the morning, saying "wow I can't believe you picked me up and took me home from a bar. I think you're the first girl who's ever picked ME up!" she came back with "I've never picked up a guy from the bar either! I don't know why but I really wanted to bring you home!" I busted on her about being a "female pick up artist" and shit like that, but looking back I did re-frame her as "being bad" etc, so I can't wait to try this same approach out over the weekend.
Cheers, and happy sarging!
CHAT