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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:51 pm 
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Cloze #30: Kyoko the blind date
(December 10)

Realizing I hadn't gotten laid in over a month I went out doing street pick-up about 2 weeks ago after work. I literally attempted to try to talk to every piece of ass I came across. That night I did about flury of approaches. It turns out I could have just stopped after the first approach, but here's what happened:

I decided to sarge for an hour just for fucks sakes, just to get the ball rolling again. Hadn't been doing any pick up and didn't have any hot leads at all. As I'm waiting at a crosswalk for the light to turn green I notice a very average girl waiting to cross on the other side. The light turns green and we cross. As we come near each other the girl makes eye contact with me. That's all I needed to open. I was just going direct. Fuck it, no beating around the bush tonight. "Hey, I saw you looking at me (smile). How's it going? My name's Clozer. Yeah, I just finished work and I was thinking about going to get a drink. How about you? You just getting off of work too? Care to join me?"

She declines. I'm like, "Yeah, I get it. Being approached all of a sudden and asked out on a date... it must seem crazy to you. It's probably just too sudden for you, that's all."

We then start chatting and she's asking me some questions while opening up some more. So now it's becoming like a friends kind of thing. So then after I get her number and she gets mine I say, "Cool. Hey listen, usually in my private time I hang out with other foreigners, but I'd like to expand my circle of friends. If you have any Japanese friends you'd like to introduce me to, feel free to contact me again."

A couple of days later I get a text from her. She tells me about her friend who wants to learn English, Kyoko. She says that Kyoko is a yoga instructor who works at the same gym she works at.

Fast forward a week later. Me and Kyoko have been texting for a few days. After work we agree to meet at the pier. I have no idea what this girl looks like, but we seem to hit it off in the texts we exchange. Kyoko arrives at the pier and I'm pleasantly surprised. Nice slim and sexy, mature and sophisticated. Right off the bat she's easy to talk to. We walk around the pier and take in the great scenery. The conversation is light. I learn that she teaches yoga and does Thai massage. She offers to teach me yoga and massage my leg that's been bothering me from overtraining. I give her nothing in terms of consent to touch me at a future date. I will make her work for it. I decide to keep it a light date. Kiss close is not necessary because I know I will see her again. She's easy enought to talk to. I cut the date short with a bullshit excuse. This date is basically a formality, so no need to drag it out.

Date two was today. I meet her near my place. I bring her a simple gift. I actually wasn't planning to f-close her, but was using the simple gift as a segway into date three and and the f-close. However, the more time we spend together the more I wanted to fuck her. She must have been feeling the same way because after we chilled at the park for about an hour she came back home with me.

After about 2 hours relaxing at my place I was debating back and forth in my mind of weather or not I wanted to f close this girl. The main reason I was against it was that I just wasn't feeling extremely horny and I knew I would have a hard time getting it up if I didn't feel really horny.

So I figured I would at least kiss close her before she left. She said she had to go at 5 and it was already 4:30. After too much talking I abruptly changed the mood and topic of conversation and told her, "Look at me". Her eyes met mine and I went in for the kiss.

I felt a little resistance at first, but the more we kissed the hornier she became. Pretty soon, the option to not f-close was out of my hands. This girl was so horny and so heated up making out with me I knew that if I were to not f-close her that window of opportunity may never come again.

I met no last minute resistance what-so-ever. Just when I thought she was going to put up LMR she simply said, "Can you get a blanket for us, I'm cold." I knew it was on then.

We were totally unmatched though. I had just fucked one of my regulars the day before and blown about 3 more loads on internet porn so I had little in the tank. Kyoko, however, was writhing in heat like a hot and bothered alley cat. A simple graze across her breasts or swath across her dripping wet twat and she would meow and pant like a bitch at the peak of estrous. She turned her back to me and pressed her ass hard agains my cock while thrusting her body into me. She was giving me every signal in the book of body language to completely dominate and fuck her.

The girl was so horny I tried to get her to calm down. She was so hyped up and ready for sex I was feeling rushed. And that was adding to my anxiety which was keeping me from getting hard. I had her slowly stroke my balls while she heated towards me, her legs splayed open thrusting her pelvis up as I kneeled over her, eye fucking her from her taught breasts down to that beatifully maintained perfect black lawn. I soon got hard, thinking how she had come to meet me with that low cut shirt pressed against her cleavage. She may have not consciously thought it, but when she got dressed before coming to meet me she chose a shirt because she had something to sell. And yeah, the goods were well displayed. She was selling and god damn, yes, you mother-fucking bet I was buying.

I entered her sopping wet twat and she hollered but then quickly put her hands over her mouth as she gasped in a whole room of oxygen. "Put it in slowly, please," she said in a submissive, begging child-like voice.

She writhed under my weight and wiggled into the current of my fuck stick to get it deeper and deeper into her. Then I sat up with my with her still connected to my cock. She turned over on her side and then pressed her hands against the wall so that she could move her body to get the stiff fuck-rod to move in and out of her. I even had to stop her once as I was about to blow. It was almost too much to bear to see that nice tight trim body undulating with the purpose of extracting every last drop of sweetness from the big daddy sugar cane I was offering.

Soon she had rolled over on her belly and was bucking back uncontrollably as I simultaneously slammed her ass to a primal rhythmic wappoooshhhh, wappooooshhhh, passhhhhaaaaa! clapping sound. All sense of direction and gravity were lost. It had turned into a primal mayhem that neither of had any control over any longer--like an out-of-body experience.

In short, I highly recommend, shall you ever have the chance to... fuck a yoga teacher.

18's: 2
20's: 7
30's: 14
40's: 6
50's: 1

single: 15
boyfriend: 3
married: 2
single MILF: 7
married MILF: 3

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So I have to ask...I think you had mentioned in this in one of your FR but can't recall.

How are Japanese women compared to American? I think you said Japanese are more open due to not worrying about religion...it just seems like every woman you pick up you hang out with, make out and then they want sex. Unfortunately the same cannot be said for American women, unless they are drunk and in which case become totally useless.

I have ED sometimes as well and I'm 26. If it's primal sex and I'm turned on then sure, but sometimes it seems like it's being forced and it's not there, or if I worry about it too much it doesn't work.


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Clozer! What's up. So I read all these lr's and even though it doesn't do justice I'd like to say "Great f*cking job!"

I would really like to know a few things about your life over there in Japan:

What had you going to Japan?
Do you go out much at night?
Was the language hard for you to learn?
Do the Jap women shave their pussies?
What keeps you staying there?
You never mentioned using condoms, do you? If not, do the women not care much or something?


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Your PUA skills, proven preference by asian women for caucasian guys, and the usually dead-personality husbands and boyfriends in asia = goldmine for you.

Very entertaining FR blog.

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Clozer! What's up. So I read all these lr's and even though it doesn't do justice I'd like to say "Great f*cking job!"

I would really like to know a few things about your life over there in Japan:

What had you going to Japan?
Do you go out much at night?
Was the language hard for you to learn?
Do the Jap women shave their pussies?
What keeps you staying there?
You never mentioned using condoms, do you? If not, do the women not care much or something?
What had you going to Japan?
Came to visit an exchange student I had met in my hometown in Cali.

Do you go out much at night?
As in clubs, bars? No, almost never. Way less competition with street pick up.

Was the language hard for you to learn?
The language was and still is a bitch. It's rated a level 4 language (most difficult) by the Defense Language Institute.

Do the Jap women shave their pussies?
No, thank god. I hate shaved pussy. And I love the beautiful black lawns they keep.

What keeps you staying there?
Money and Pussy. However, if I couldn't get pussy here I'd probably leave. It's a pretty abysmal place without that.

You never mentioned using condoms, do you? If not, do the women not care much or something?
When girls are putting up last minute resistance they might say something about putting on a condom. Since I had ED condoms are hard for me to use. Most girls never say anything and seem to like being fucked bareback. No major worries about serious STD's, although I have gotten gonorrhea twice and clamydia about 25 times out of about 500 girls. In recent years, however, I haven't had any problems, but I've also been fucking a lot less.


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Great stuff man, will definitely be re-reading your reports when I go to Japan for exchange in 2013 :) Have some questions though..

1. How do you keep track of all your girls? You say some take up to weeks to reply, how do you prevent forgetting about them?
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Cloze #2: Meet the Girls

My paizan, Frankie, in America told me about this penpal site and I finally got around to checking it out.
Whats this site? :)


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Is he dead?


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