Hey folks, this is going to be my first field report. It all took place in the German city of Nuremberg. The club is called Goija, and it is one of the popular ones in the city centre, especially on Saturday night.
In order to get on track and at least get used to my AA I tried some crash and burns with my buddy, which was really funny. It got me on fire! I entered the club and immediately opened a set with my pal, who seems to be an opening machine. It was a 3 set, HB6/7. Since I can speak 3 languages fluently and I am neither British nor German it was really easy to do some DHV routines, make them guess where I come from ect. I used the jealous gf routine, some funny stories and threw in couple of negs. All of a sudden my target started using profanity and talk about sex. I recognized this behavior as a shit test and negged her with – why are you telling me this, is she always like that, does your boyfriend approve of this talk and so on. After I got some simple IOIs – whats your name, touching, giggling it was time to isolate my target. We went out of the smoking area and ended up at the bar. In the meantime my Scottish buddy disappeared and went open another set. Consequently I found myself alone with 3 HBs. After some palm reading, bait-hook-reel-release, role reversals and kino I used something like a kissing gambit. She was so persistent to know where I come from that I had no choice but to throw a compliance test in – kiss me and Im going to tell you. She did exactly what I wanted, while her friends were attempting do dance. She started buying me shots, after I used the mind reading routine (guess a number btw 1 and 10, she chose 10) and touching me. I tried to use some false disqualifiers and role reversals to put her on hold but she was really down to fuck, especially after she grabbed my penis and placed my hand on her minge. She started touching my six pack, pecs and so on. It was a fool’s mate, but I decided to have a ONS. Unfortunately her friends appeared to be her guests in Nuremberg, so she could not possibly leave them sleep under the bridge. I decided to freeze her out and she went mental. Started touching me again, there was no trace of ASD or anything like that. We went to a quiet and dark lounge area and I started eating her just before I went in. We had sex for about 15 min as far as I can remember. Sadly we were interrupted by a friendly host, who asked us to leave the club, as this particular behavior isn’t allowed in German clubs. Her friends were still inside, so she had to go and tell them the whole story. I’m still feeling so embarrassed talking about this, so you can just imagine what it was like for her! I was standing in front of the club talking to my pal as I saw the whole set bail without even saying goodbye – the ultimate buyer’s remorse
So that was my field report. I hope you have enjoyed it and please excuse me if I have neglected some writing standards. I am typing this while pretending to be working

Nico