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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:06 pm 
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What up dicks! Long time, no post. I did need to share this innovative lay and something I've learned since being out and about.

Yes, as the title indicates, I got laid via Words With Friends. For those of you that don't know, it's a nifty little app for Droid or iphone, that's basically a free, generic version of Scrabble. I normally play while taking a shit or while bored at work.

I digress.

So, someone I've known for a little while, a cute Korean and I play. Early one morning I got the letter 'x' and posted the word 'sex'. I figured she would say something, but not what happened next.

The following is paraphrased for brevity.

"What's on your mind this morning? lol" via the handy dandy message application in the program.

"I am a dude ya know. LOL, besides, we both know you think about it too and more importantly I had to get rid of that 'x'"

next are texts,

"That was pretty funny, and yes I think about it silly."

"Yeah, it's a good un"

"How are you, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm alright, might just hang in tonight. "

"Boo, that's not fun, I think we could have some fun. lol"

Long story short: she comes over, I am out of condoms, go to the pharmacy, come back (while she's watching the Olympics) batta bing. Good fuck.

The point is, pretty much anything that allows you to connect with other folks should be getting you laid.


The only other thing I've noticed is, the less I've actively gamed, the better I do. It could be a matter of it oozing out of my subconscious and thus seems more natural. But, it's worth a try once you have the basics and routines down. Just throw them away and see what happens. (Don't do it unless you understand the basics though. Training wheels gents. Training wheels)

Anyway, pimp on.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:44 pm 
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This is hilarious hahah. My buddy once said that a words with friends request meant a girl wanted to fuck. Lol, this just goes to show. Nice dude


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 8:37 pm 
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Awesome read - good job :)
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This is hilarious hahah. My buddy once said that a words with friends request meant a girl wanted to fuck. Lol, this just goes to show. Nice dude
I've had a few of these requests on that very same game, although mine is also linked to my Facebook, (one of these from my Ex) I wonder if I should investigate and check this out in more depth :P


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:36 am 
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Good tactic man this is interesting..i will ivestigate this for myself.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:17 pm 
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haha nice!

But I have to ask you M2, since she was your friend, how do you keep things from getting awkward when you see her again? Like, do you just act like nothing happened or do you acknowledge it?

As you may be able to tell, I'm having some issues with this :s


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 1:13 am 
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Glad you gents liked it. Like I said, if it's keeping you in contact with people, you should be getting laid from it. Obviously a little grace is needed.

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But I have to ask you M2, since she was your friend, how do you keep things from getting awkward when you see her again? Like, do you just act like nothing happened or do you acknowledge it?
Well, she was someone I dated, years ago. I think there was a little tension there already. I talked to her today. She wanted to come over, but I wanted to watch Star Trek.

Honestly, things aren't awkward unless YOU think they're awkward. It happened, we talked about it like adults, decided romance wouldn't work, but other things would. If you're honest about your intentions, it'll normally work out. Just don't do the bull shit player thing. Sometimes, women just want to fuck and that's it.


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