Okay i do the club game none verbal i usually do not do lay reports because club game pretty much dancing and escalating, but i have seen a lot of topics and guys asking me about text game, older women, married women, spending money on dates etc.. so i hope this lay report covers a lot of that, i am a natural, i do club game, my style is funny crazy sexual, i like trolling too, this was my first time trying to use the neg theory(since she was super hot so i decided to try the neg theory) and it back fired on me, but then it work or i don't know you will be the judge, i do not call girls i just text them till next encounter to fuck, anyways here we go:
i saw this super super unusually hot, dress super sexy hb 9, i wanted her the whole night but logistics were not in my favor, she was with couple of chodes trying to pick her up, so i bounce to another club, then i came back, when i was coming in the club she was walking out with her fat female friend, and i say "no way why are you leaving" and she said oh we want to go to another club we are from Indianapolis(as soon as she said that i knew snl probabilities since she is from another town), so i said let me be your tour guide, i will show you around, she said yes, then as we were walking she said you do not have too, so i thought that was an iod, i was not sure so i said do you want me to show you or not, she said yes but you do not have too, then i grab her fat friend arm and her hand around my two arms i was in the middle and we walk to the next club, so i dance escalated, then her fat friend, was feeling like a third wheel so i grab some chode, and put him out of no where to dance with her, while i kept dancing with the target and escalating, then it was super hot the club, we went to another club(change of venues) and the fat friend sat down, i sat down and had her sit in my lap, we kind of made out barely and the chode made out with the fatty, but the fatty did not like the chode and was acting up, so they decided to leave, she wanted me to go home with her, but i decline since i live with my girl and took her number anyways here we go:
Me: indianapolis kardashian sup... Latin diesel 4:29 PM
kelly: Hey ur the Brazilian guy? 4:31 PM
Me: yes, i had a lot of fun pretending to be dancing so i can grab that ass, miz uz 4:32 PM
kelly: Wow u were pretending? U were dry fucking me and all the guys around lived watching that! 4:35 PM
kelly: What is your name? 4:35 PM
kelly: I mean loved not lived 4:36 PM
Me: do you kiss your mom with that mouth, watch your language lol, that is how i dance i don't dry fuck, just my style of dancing.. 4:38 PM
kelly: Nothing wrong with my mouth. Lil mouthy sometimes. I used fucking like a verb so it's not really cussing. 4:40 PM
Me: k i forgive you, did you have fun Saturday in ft. laudardele? 4:41 PM
kelly: Yeah it was a long drive back though. 4:42 PM
kelly: I Wasn't done with u the other night but my friend wanted to go. 4:46 PM
Me: i know but i had a great time!!!!!! i didn't want your friend to feel uncomfortable, she was not having a good time, that dude had no game lol 4:51 PM
kelly: No he didn't! She was getting mad. 4:52 PM
kelly: I had fun with u too! Livened up my night! 4:55 PM
Me: haahahahha! sup with your kissing, sucks, i am disappointed 4:55 PM
kelly: U really don't want to tell me ur name do u? U don't know mine. Or do u? 4:55 PM
Me: Here: muazzzzzzz with tongue! 4:56 PM
kelly: What? No I can kiss. I don't remember kissing u so u must suck 4:56 PM
Me: kelly kardashian 4:56 PM
Me: i remember kissing you but i want to forget cause you suck lol 4:57 PM
kelly: Wow. U are rude fucker aren't u 4:57 PM
Me: no lets text make out lallallallaalallaaaaaaaa 4:58 PM
kelly: Not big into having a tongue down my throat 4:58 PM
kelly: Fuck u 4:59 PM
Me: lol! i heard of dick down throat never tongue????? 4:59 PM
kelly: Yeah urs reached my throat 5:00 PM
Me: lol wrong guy 5:01 PM
kelly: Nope only kissed u. And if u are rude like that why are u texting me? 5:03 PM
kelly: Now I'm disappointed. 5:04 PM
Me: don't be, i am just joking, busting your balls, i am not rude... Muazzzzzz!!!!!!!! 5:07 PM
kelly: Oh ok. Didnt get ur jokes 5:17 PM
kelly: Wait have u told me ur name yet? 5:35 PM
Me: okay, you know what maybe i went to hard on you, you are from Indianapolis i am used to south florida girls, so lets start from 0, hi kelly this is diesel i had a great time pretending to b e dancing with you while grabbing your ass! How are you? 5:39 PM
kelly: Well at least I got ur name. I can handle you. Don't worry bout that boy 5:41 PM
Me: boy lol, okay mom 5:44 PM
kelly: I prefer milf 5:45 PM
Me: i am going to call oprah to be reunited with you...lol! or doctor phill, on the show secret long distance crush 5:45 PM
Me: you got kids? 5:46 PM
kelly: Ur crazy! Yes I do have kids. Thought u knew that 5:46 PM
Me: no did not know! kids in plural, how many? 5:47 PM
kelly: 6 boys one set of triplets 5:47 PM
Me: ohhhhhh shit! that is a lot of child support lol i would have never guessed in a million years 5:49 PM
kelly: Ahaha! No I'm jokin. I have 3 boys no triplets 5:50 PM
Me: when are you going back, you better see me before you leave 5:50 PM
kelly: I'm leaving Thursday. 5:51 PM
Me: oh yea you told me... 5:52 PM
kelly: Why?.....u wanna do it or something? 5:52 PM
Me: you can not handle me... 5:53 PM
kelly: I'm quite sure I can 5:54 PM
Me: lol 5:54 PM
kelly: I'm no virgin and I'm a lil older then u r. 5:55 PM
Me: and? 5:57 PM
Me: did you see how i dance... 5:58 PM
kelly: U don't scare me with ur moves. 5:58 PM
kelly: Ur prolly like fucking a jack rabbit in heat really fast then dine. 10 pump wonder? 5:59 PM
Me: hahahaha! okay 5:59 PM
Me: nostradamas 6:00 PM
kelly: Done not dine! Lol 6:00 PM
kelly: Do u have kids? 6:00 PM
kelly: Ahaha! Yeah I'm sure 6:01 PM
Me: no kids i pull out in time 6:02 PM
kelly: Oh u don't use condoms huh? 6:02 PM
Me: of course i do, hey kelly got a get back to work i will text you later, i wanna see you before you leave ok.. will have a good time and crazy sex.... 6:04 PM
kelly: Ok. Perhaps 6:05 PM
Me: you know we will i will text you later, no today though... 6:06 PM
kelly: I know ur working and I will leave u be after this. Did u say u are not wanting to get together tonight? 7:18 PM
Me: hahaha you miz me already! 7:21 PM
Me: you are so sweet! 7:22 PM
kelly: Oh u r a shit! Im just asking if u wanted to come over late after I get home or u wanted it to b tomorrow? 7:23 PM
Me: if is up to me i double dip lol!!!!!!! you are such a brat you need a spanking 7:26 PM
kelly: Double dip? Spanking? What did I do and what is double dip? I'm a carrot now and a shitty kisser? 7:28 PM
Me: no kelly you are not i was teasing you, i think you are cool, and nice you just put up a front... muazzzz with tongue.. give me a few and i give attention i am almost done... 7:30 PM
Me: stop 8:12 PM
kelly: Stop what? 8:17 PM
Me: thinking about me and smiling, i bet you are doing it right now..lol got you...hahahaha 8:18 PM
kelly: Ahaha! No seriously when?? 8:43 PM
kelly: Sigh....nevermind then. 9:09 PM
Me: sorry was at the gym tomorrow or wed. or both... where are you staying... you are so adorable when get mad.. 11:06 PM
kelly: I'm staying at the condo off (took if off for privacy). 11:50 PM
kelly: I leave like Thursday morning early so wed is out 11:51 PM
Me: okay i see if i can see you tomorrow... 12:03 AM
kelly: Hmm yeah see if u can fit e in ur busy schedule 12:03 AM
Me: stop with that, help me out here, you are living like the movie titanic... 12:06 AM
Me: but near far whereever you are i believe that lalalalalalaaaaaaa 12:06 AM
kelly: What does that mean? 12:06 AM
Me: the titanic song you did not watch the movie???? 12:08 AM
Me: give me some time blocks where i can come see you.... 12:09 AM
kelly: Oh yeah I watched the movie. What r u talkin about with blocks. U confuse me!! 12:11 AM
Me: time blocks 12-3 7-9 etc... 12:29 AM
kelly: WTF are u talking about. I'm not from here 12:30 AM
Me: i was just tying to see the different times you would be available tomorrow what is so difficult 12:46 AM
kelly: Om u are blocking times? U only last that long? 12:52 AM
Me: okay whatever! 12:54 AM
kelly: Ur cute when ur disgusted with my words 1:19 AM
Me: hahaha! go to sleep! 2:37 AM
kelly: I'm drinking 2:56 AM
kelly: Hey..what's up 6:27 PM
Me: sup miz uz! 7:39 PM
kelly: Nothing just laying 8:08 PM
Me: let me give you massage 8:09 PM
kelly: When? 8:11 PM
Me: i give good massages later 8:12 PM
Me: but do not get any ideas!lol 8:12 PM
kelly: Do u not know how to make plans? U don't want to fuck me? 8:13 PM
Me: we fight like an old married couple i was going through my text we got similar personalities i think you are the female version of me 8:13 PM
kelly: Well I'm told I think like a guy. When is ur birthday? 8:14 PM
kelly: I need to thankyou again for catching me when I almost fell down the flight of stairs. U move fast. 8:15 PM
Me: okay i am going to go see you around 10.30 or so... 8:21 PM
kelly: Why so early? U need to leave by when? I may go out for a bit with kel 8:22 PM
Me: k so later... 8:23 PM
Me: are you in the same room 8:23 PM
kelly: What?? Omg u kinda piss me off. 8:23 PM
kelly: I am in a condo. We have separate rooms but I don't wanna leave her out. 8:24 PM
Me: lol 8:25 PM
Me: i don't do 3 somes 8:25 PM
kelly: No no no! Not lol! Sigh.....I'm not askn for a 3some! 8:26 PM
kelly: What I'm suppose to wait here for u to show up and I don't think u will cuz I get that vibe. 8:26 PM
kelly: U just gonna come in here drop ur draws and fuck and leave? 8:29 PM
Me: i am not a fucking serial killer, you don't trust me i am just like you but with 3 legs 8:30 PM
Me: lol 8:31 PM
kelly: Oh please Even if u were I could kick ur ass. 8:31 PM
Me: dude i just wanted to see you before you leave but if is too much stress no biggie... 8:34 PM
Me: i am not all about sex i have a personality but i can not find it..lol 8:35 PM
kelly: I'm saying ok to u coming over here. I just thought it would be like around 1am after her and I have gone out and done something. That way she would 8:38 PM
kelly: just go to bed and we could hang out in my room. 8:38 PM
Me: i know mami you are just misunderstood 8:42 PM
Me: i will be there 8:42 PM
Me: text me directions.. 8:42 PM
kelly: Latin boy. I'm asking u what time do u plan on being here. 8:44 PM
Me: didn't you say 1 8:54 PM
kelly: Yes. 9:10 PM
kelly: (she gave address took off privacy) 9:11 PM
kelly: (she gave me directions took off for privacy)
kelly: I suck at directions. They are doing road work on (privacy). 9:21 PM
Me: okay 9:32 PM
kelly: How bout 2. That ok? I'm kinda likin my drinks 12:36 AM
Me: how about tomorrow? 12:36 AM
kelly: Aww. Ok 12:40 AM
kelly: It will have to b earlier. Cuz I leave at like 3am 12:40 AM
Me: when do you think you will wake up?????? 12:41 AM
kelly: U can't come tonight like at 1:30 or 2? 12:41 AM
Me: morning afternoon or night tell me so i schedule my appts???? 12:42 AM
Me: maybe! 12:42 AM
kelly: I'm talking like 9 pm 12:43 AM
kelly: Why cant u do it yet tonight? 1:03 AM
kelly: I'm leaving here at 1:30 1:03 AM
kelly: Why can't we do it yet tonight? 1:04 AM
Me: k better 9 pm tomorrow 1:05 AM
kelly: Oh wow ok 1:05 AM
kelly: I have no idea why I'm up but crave sex now 9:23 AM
Me:
9:24 AM
kelly: Why r u up? I'm serious! I just wanna $&@% 9:27 AM
kelly: Come lay? No? 9:32 AM
Me: wait 9:33 AM
kelly: Awww why not both?? Plleeaassee? 9:34 AM
Me: 12 or so 9:35 AM
kelly: O nvm. 9:37 AM
Me: wow so demanding 10:36 AM
Me: hello 11:54 AM
kelly: Hey 11:56 AM
kelly: U still coming? 11:18 PM
kelly: I'm out drinking 12:25 AM
Me: k when 1? 12:33 AM
kelly: U gotta work in the am? 12:34 AM
Me: i am outside 11:57 AM
Me: just kidding 11:58 AM
kelly: What? Kidding bout what? I dint want u over now any earlier then 9 11:59 AM
Me: okay 12:00 PM
Me: i thought we agreed 9 pm. if you want i can see you now 12:04 PM
kelly: I'm looking for to throwing u around 12:13 PM
kelly: Wow umm let me c what I look like I'm in bed 12:16 PM
kelly: What? No u are not 12:17 PM
kelly: Are u lying? Cuz if I get outta this bed and u are not there I'm gonna be very mad 12:19 PM
Me: now or tonight stop texting in codes 12:21 PM
kelly: Now I'm not doing codes 12:22 PM
kelly: What? U at my door? 12:28 PM
kelly: Am I suppose to come out? 12:34 PM
kelly: !!!&@@. I got outta bed!!!!!!! 12:35 PM
kelly: Omg u get me so riled up! Are u coming or not? 12:38 PM
kelly: I think diesel is on his way. I'm tryin to figure that out 12:38 PM
kelly: Oops not meant for u. Lol 12:39 PM
Me: si 12:44 PM
kelly: Ok. Read the 2nd text where I ask u if u are coming now!!! Like are u on the road driving in this direction??? I need to know before I leave here 12:45 PM
Me: i am here almost 12:46 PM
kelly: U will see my (direction taken off for privacy) on right park in that lot on right. My (brand of car) is in drive 12:48 PM
Me: come get me at Walgreens 12:51 PM
kelly: No come to me I'm in my pjs. Go through gate turn left 12:52 PM
kelly: What the hell!!!! U aren't here?? Make up ur Brazilian ass if ur coming! 12:54 PM
Me: i am here 12:55 PM
kelly: Go to door 12:55 PM
kelly: I'm standing here with door open 12:57 PM
kelly: Ur not here. Liar 12:59 PM
Me: whatever 1:00 PM
kelly: I'm gonna cry u have me so crazy. I'm gonna go get food if ur not coming. 1:01 PM
at that point i called her for THE FIRST TIME she open the door and we had crazy deviant sex for 5 hours....No stupid dates, no phone calls no money spent...during sex she open up, turns out she was married...Her hubby called in the middle of sex...
CHAT
Lol 
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