So I’m practicing phone game with a few different girls some I know real well, some I don’t. Of the few one that I work with responded. We were going back and forth with me being cocky and negging her while raising the energy in each text. Finally we get to the point where she’s typing me paragraphs two my few sentences which is when I de-escalated and told her to hang out with me that night. She came back all stern with when and where to which I told her. She gave me some excuse on how she was broke and couldn’t make it but would another day. I make a joke about the economy and told her we could do it some other time. She asked if the next day would work. I told her that I was awesomely busy through the weekend after that night saying it was my only free time. She comes back saying screw it and that she would meet if it was still ok. I say sure w/e. Later on I finally get there 15 min late and she’s waiting for me outside. She complains that I take too long and I tell her that she’s not the only one I have on my plate. We go in, I’m being cocky/funny throughout the whole night but she’s not giving any energy back. I say to her “what’s the deal normally you talk some massive shit but now you’re just boring.” She says that she only got two hours of sleep the previous night and that she’s tired as shit. So I keep the energy level high and challenge her to a game routine. We played it twice and she won both times, which kind of pissed me off so I ran with it saying how only someone simple could win a game without using a strategy. She brushes it off finally getting some energy saying how she “outsmarted me.” Part of the bet was that if she won I had to buy her a beer next time we hung out. So it’s getting late and I tell her I have plans to hang with some other friends (not mentioning it was my tutor deathmunkee on this forum.) We leave and I throw out how I could pay up later if she wanted to meet, mentioning it’s my way to avoid her constant nagging on when I was going to pay up. So I go and my tutor is critiquing what I did telling me how to refine. I then decide fuck it and text her, saying “whatcha doing.” She comes back that she’s just sitting around bored etc. I tell her we should hang out but I’m really drunk and to come pick me up to go for a country ride so I can clear my head. She shows up and we end up heading to a local park. We sit there for 3 hours and I’m trying to feel out the situation for when to make my move. We’re having random conversation and I tell her to lay down because her sitting up while I’m leaned back is making me tense. She does but her body language is showing that she’s closed off. I’m sneaking texts to my tutor saying how I’m trying to be indirect but I’m not getting anywhere, he texts back go direct at this point. While this is going on she’s saying how complicated and unique she is to figure out. That’s when I sat up and told her about this study I read where that with kissing you can learn all the details you need to figure out a person. She accuses me of lying and I tell her no this is legit and me being a scientist I would like to test it on her. She abides and each time we kiss I’m cold reading her following her nods and head shakes to make sure I’m on the right track. Finally after I don’t how long we start taking each other's clothes getting ready to go for it. She’s naked my pants are around my ankles and I reach in to pull out the condom and it fucking breaks. FML. She’s all pissed at me for getting her hot and now we can’t do anything and to next time come more prepared. I tell her she can still suck my dick which she does and it was amazing. So other than that one f’ed up situation it was an overall success and now she texts me quite frequently regardless of how many times I respond. And then I took an arrow to the knee…bazinga.

[The entire process took around 7 hours going from a work acquaintance to being inside her.]

Finalized the F-close last night.

haha youre right. i just re-read it and found it difficult to follow my own report. thats what i get for copy and pasting from word. thanks man!

I meant to suggest that but got lost in my own text game lol