Hi.

Few nights ago me and my friend went out on for a drink.
We hit the first bar This cool trendy little spot which plays the best electro music i`ve heard everytime.
But there was nothing there but some attitude from a waitress..
we were pretty drunk at the time and my friend insisted we go for one last beer wherever.
We went into this very small bar with maybe 5 people..
We sat down at a table and there was this cute girl sitting alone at the bar
When she passed us i asked her if i could get a pen and paper (at the time i thought she was working there)
She came back with the items and my friend invited her to sit down..
from the first minute she sat down her leg was resting against mine
i started to touch her more as i talked.
She told us it was her birthday she was 24 and drunk as hell...
i draw her some funny pictures on the piece of paper.. A birthday cake... Some animals she asked me too..
Then i took her hand squeezed it slightly and did a palm reading
I told her "She was an angel who fell out of heaven" and smiled.
She replied "I`m more of a devil really.."
I leaned in closer and whipsered sexually in her ear.. "Then Prove it, Show me your horns" (LOL)
At this point she looked at me and grabbed my hand and said "Let me take you somewhere"
She leaded me out of the pub and into an alley
We started kissing like mad
She went down on me
I F Closed the deal..
Easiest & Fastest lay i ever had..

lmfao good job i really need to start going to more clubs.

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