So I thought I'd go and work on my car at around 9pm on a thursday night in the viullage car park as you do.

well I noticed a little group of people, looked like 2 girls and 2 boys and looked over a couple of times and got on with fixing the car. well after I fied it i sat in it for a while smoking a cigaret and "accidently" pressed the horn not a short beep but a medium length beep so they couldn't tell if I was trying to get there attention or if it was by accident.

After about 10 minutes I could see they started to think about walking over like they couldn't make up their minds and eventually they did and they were 2 guys who are around 21 and 2 girls who were younger around 17.

They asked "hey, whats up, whats goin on ere like" and I said i was fixing the car and started talking about it like I knew what I was doing.
I think I neg'd them I said "hey, I kinda assumed you guys would have been younger, you look about 19? 20?" (complementing how they look mature for their age and also maybe hinting that they were too old to be hangin around in a village car park )

These guys were bigger then me so I had to disarm them as they were blatent AMOG cockblockers. one of them I complemented him on his gold chain and chatted for a bit and all that like he's qualified himself for me tpo think he's cool, and the other one, big muscular guy I thought I'd flatter him and tell him "I bet your the pimp daddy round here then haha, with all your girls" He was kinda ugly but had a charm for the ladies.

I spoke to one of the girls briefly and didn't say a word to the "target" the whole time but gave her eye contact sometimes. and the girls were talking as though they were going to get a train home and I offerd them a lift but the boys wouldnt have any of it, and strated walking off and telling the giurls to follow. i said fair enough, and let them walk off. the girl I chatted to then ran back and said "my mate wants your phone number" I said "whats with the guys, Is it because I had drank a few sips of that cheap bitchpiss lambrini stuff they dont want me to drive" and she was like "nah dont worry about him hes always like that " so I gave her my number and received a text about 30 minutes later from the fit one. I said I was going to bed come see me tomorrow as she tried to get me to talk on msn (after giving me her email address).

so she came to my village again with the same guys (who paid for her alcohol ) and I turn up outside and find 9 guys and her, and they all wanted her but I was the new guy and managed to become part of the group and made out with her in front of all of them. then took her home that night as her alcohol supplier boy couldnt get hold of a taxi, and she told me I could stay the next night, but not tonight and I was like "yeah, I know " in a cocky kinda way and kissed her goodbye.

The next day i come back from my uncles wedding at around midnight and she's waiting in my village with some weed smokers. and I went with her to her house, and F-closed her. She told me I had a big cock and I know how to use it, I don't know if she meant this, but she seemed to enjoy herself, It was just like a porn film. I also Had her over the sofa arm and she was the perfect height for me.

She was a HB6 I would think, due to having pale complexion.
Well you gota start somewhere.