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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:38 am 
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Well a proper story has a good start but this one certainly got off to a very (and I mean VERY) irritating boot. for the past month and many other random points in my life I've had a major sticking point with pulling the trigger as I call it, or escalating a normal social situation into a a lustful vibe or just creating sexual tension in general. most times I would attempt this it would come off as something lame and so choadish (new word?!) that I ended up hurting myself and destroying my Social value with a woman because I telegraphed a weak will and intent into stupid phrases.

EX:On time I asked a girl "Would you like to lay with me tonight..."

A very lame pleasure offer BUT with the right tonality and delivery i'm sure even a line like that would work. but as I was saying....

The night was young or late I really cant remember but I was at work (I work tech support for a major telecom corp) and this angry broad called up like
"Blah blah blah blah I hate your companies service I'm going to cancel unless you fix my issue."-the rest of the complaint is irrelevant.
So I start my good customer service routine and blow off her negativity, I wasn't about to let someone with a bad attitude ruin my day but then she said
"Ohh You have a sexy voice"
Which really didnt move me since I heard this before and most the people who call in happen to be old ladies anyway so I instantly blew it off and said "I'm Married." It wasn't anything personal but I only have a certain amount of time i'm allowed to be on the phone so I have to hurry things along. But then my curiosity got the best of me hey what if she was a HB10? right you can never tell from a voice no matter how cute or ugly it sounds. SO I put her on hold and instantly begin a social network search via myspace and facebook...results...nothing darn she could be a dime but I would never know unless I pushed it to the limit. I mean the worse she could do is say NO right? So when she gets back on the phone I start casual conversation AKA fluff and we end up talking about Xbox Live and how the internet is more important then cable to some people. (Me Included) She offers me her gamer tag but what the hell I HAVE one as well but I dont even have an xbox so I just pushed "Just give me your number I don't really do the xbox thing." which was true but I like being more direct now a days anyway so I take her number we fluff a bit more and she ends up sending me a picture to my phone AND

FUCK it has poor lighting its on an angle and it doesn't show her body pretty much writ her off as a fat girl(Nothings wrong with big girls just not my style) and wrapped things up it didn't get important until the day after when she called me and I blew her off because I was just waking up. the text log follows

ME @2:50pm:Now i'm awake (I have to work on my sleeping pattern)
ME@12:16am :You there? (Was at work I usually get off around 1am was actually a bad move to text her here because the previous night I attempted to go over her house after work but she fell asleep hence her calling me earlier before I woke up @ 2:50pm

She calls me the next day when i'm meeting a fellow PUA SimpleMind at a local bar just chilling having a good time discussing the game how its affected our lives and such we hung for like 2.5 hours I think really cool dude

After call
ME:I'm at the bar whatsup?
HBEYES: Shit what you doing after that?
ME:Party Maybe I don't know (It wasn't lying it was flirting I just didnt want to seem too available.)

I hit her after I was done talking to SimpleMind
REALLY cool cat by sitting with him and simply chatting he taught me so much about the game from his personal experiences and by sharing mine with a fellow PUA in the community I learned a lot. Self expression is a very powerful thing.

Back to the puchacha report...
ME:My ex was there
Me:Buzz kill lol lets chill (don't like asking to hang out with girls but in this situation it was OK because she hit me up multiple times and it was obvious she wanted to see me. and bringing up MY EX was obviously a ploy to raise my SV which I didn't really need but threw in out of habit.)
HBEYES: REBOUND my sisters at my crib so where you want to go?
ME: Want to have some drinks at my place?
HBEYES: Thats cool. you close?
ME:Get dressed
HBEYES:my dress
ME: I mean you can wear a dress if you want...(Was being a smartass me dress was an obvious typo)
HBEYES:I'm alright with what I got on
ME:Alright
HBEYES:Where you coming from?
ME:*****(Grottos on main street)
ME:(15 minutes later)Close getting gas.
HBEYES:OK

SO I get there and call her telling her to come to my car in a semi annoyed voice I kind of was honestly I figured hey whatever she's not hot then she came out to my car and....She was a 7!

Not bad I don't dip below 6 but a 7 is cute so I was kind of energized at this point. so we head to my place and fluff in the car she's 30 has a kid financial problems standard stuff really we stop she gets cigarettes and coffee (terrible combo right? lol) then head up to my room in my place.

We talk its cool nothing really exciting. I go down stairs for a drink and set my tarot cards on the bed next to her before I head down naturally she asks for one.

I was agreeable. SO I told her "A tarot reading is very personal" so I dim the lights and ask her to face me while sitting on my bed.

I hadn't encountered ANY resistance with this girl so far so fuck it KINO escalation time right? So I lean into her inner thigh and start rubbing it to start a connection.

She likes it.

I finish her tarot card reading then she gets a phone call. I could have sat in the background like a beta male but I thought fuck it I'm tired of failure I want results so I started giving her a back rub while she was on the phone. She likes it.

I started a movie on netflix. she asks for a full back-rub. I whip out the baby oil. It's ON. I start with her lower back slowly work my way higher until her shirts off and sealed the deal.

All in all...this was fools mate I just had to escalate with this girl. But as I stated earlier I had blew it just because I was to scared to escalate twice in the last week and one was an HB9....(NOOOOOOO!) But its cool although HBEYES wasn't a really a big challenge I've learned a lot about simply claiming whats mine. I mean wtf she didnt come over my house just to hang out and drink...she wanted the cock even if she wasn't fully conscious of the fact that she did...The lesson essentially is don't be afraid if you fail when trying to escalate calibrate she moves away from a kiss? wash rinse repeat.
Wash away=Okay well hey hey i'm cool with just hanging
Rinse=Continuing the interaction before you attempted your move...DONT APOLOGIZE...
Repeat=Go in and try again.

Now its obvious you dont want to wash rinse and repeat all within 5 minutes but remember your training and what you've learned (You being in a message board have probably absorbed a lot of information and if not have access to troves of it.)

Remember Women like PLEASURE (replace sex with pleasure) just as much if not more then men. dont be afraid to take it to the next level.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:26 pm 
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Awesome report mate. I couldn't imagine meeting many women whilst they complain about their internet service! Good job!

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