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Yo guys!!
Today was a freaking crazy day! Let me tell ya.
Hmm… let’s just get right into the story.
Soo…. Today was my first date with Zally, who is Rita’s daughter. Rita was the hot MILF I had met at the bus a while back.
FIRST APPROACH
I went out of my house and headed to the bus stop, where I would take a bus that would take me to the Sun Mall.
At the bus stop I saw a cute girl. She looked really sexy. She had a round butt, slim legs, and was wearing sandals. Her feet were beautiful too. She was somewhat short and she seemed somewhat skinny but had a really nice butt.
“Excuse me, which bus goes to Sun Mall?” I asked.
“Well, that’s the one I’m taking too,” she said.
“Oh ok, cool,” I said.
“That’s the one,” she said.
I merely followed her. When we entered the bus she went to the very back. There weren’t any empty seats left so we had to stand. I decided to follow her to the back of the bus.
“Hey, um… do you get off after Sun Mall?” I asked.
“Yeah,” she said.
“Could you let me know when we get there? It’s my first time going there,” I said.
This was the truth. I hadn’t been to Sun Mall before. However, I did know how to get to Sun Mall, and the questions were merely an excuse to keep talking.
“It’s not that far away. Maybe 25 minutes,” she said.
“Cool,” I said.
“You’re meeting someone there?” she asked.
“Yeah, a friend,” I said.
“Okay,” she said.
Pause.
“So… where are you heading?” I said.
“Home,” she said.
“I see. You live around there?” I asked.
YADDA YADDA YADDA. We had successfully begun a conversation. We kept talking for about 10 more minutes. During this time I had the impression that she liked me, because whenever we made eye contact she seemed to smile a bit. Also, my eye contact with her was very good. Since I was in an upbeat mood, I could genuinely pass that feeling on to her.
After some time, the seat in front of her had become vacant. So suddenly she was sitting down while I was standing.
“It’s getting hot, isn’t it?” she said.
“Yeah, well you’re in the hot seat,” I said. The sun was hitting her directly.
“Yeah,” she said.
I thought for a second.
“Do you want to trade places?” I said.
“Sure,” she said, and she stood up.
Then I sat down and SHE IMMEDIATELY SAT ON MY LAP. AWESOME!!
Having that beautiful butt right on my crotch was actually quite an awesome feeling! I decided to grab her around the waist. We then kept talking while she was sitting on my lap.
At that moment I knew I could have kissed her. However, she had a small bruise on her lip and I decided I would need to investigate that further before kissing her.
Anyway, we reached my bus stop. By this point, I had already gotten her phone number.
“Hey, I will call you after I go out with my friend, and maybe we can do something later,” I said. She agreed and we said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek. Her name was Jenifer.
Having a girl sitting on my lap so fast was definitely awesome, ESPECIALLY a girl whom I had seen minutes before and considered really hot!
SECOND APPROACH
When I got to Sun Mall I didn’t see Zally. In fact, when I called her, her cell phone was turned off. I kept insisting until she finally turned it back on and she picked up her phone. She told me that something happened and that she would take 30 more minutes to get to Sun Mall. I told her I would wait for her.
While I was waiting, I saw a decent-looking woman standing in one of the hallways outside.
I went near her and stood in the shade.
“It’s hot isn’t it?” I said.
“Yeah,” she said, and smiled.
“So who are you waiting for?” I said, after a few seconds.
“A friend,” she said.
“Is he in the bank?” I asked. We were standing outside a bank.
“Yeah,” she said.
“Cool. So anyway, do you study, or work?” I asked.
“I work. You?” she said.
“Same,” I said.
YADDA YADDA. I had managed to start a conversation successfully.
“Oh cool, it turns out we live around the same area,” I said, after she told me where she lived.
“Yeah,” she said.
“That means we should definitely go out,” I said.
“Sure, maybe,” she said.
“Okay, what’s your number?” I said.
“I lost my phone. Why don’t you give me yours?” she said.
“No, YOU give me YOURS,” I said, strongly.
“Hmm,” she said.
“Okay, how about both of us,” I said.
“Okay, do you have a pen?” she said.
I took out my cell phone. She gave me her number. That was my 150th phone number. Her name was Susan.
By this point, about 15 minutes had gone by. I decided to go to some souvenir shops nearby.
THIRD APPROACH
I saw a really hot girl but she seemed to be with her family. Decided it was not worth the effort so I kept walking around just looking around and keeping an eye out for hot women. I was just killing some time.
Then I saw one. As I was walking in the hall, I made eye contact with a pretty woman, probably in her mid twenties. I decided to go around and then stand next to her.
“What are you girls talking about? Seems like a really funny conversation,” I said.
“Oh, nothing,” the woman said. She had really pretty eyes. Now, this woman was slightly chubby but despite this I thought she had a hot body. Her face, though, was beautiful.
“Haha, okay. I was just thinking because you were laughing and stuff,” I said.
“Oh, we were laughing about how she embarrassed this guy who owed her money,” she said.
“Interesting. So… what are you gonna buy me today?” I said.
“EXCUSE ME???! Haha. Did you hear what he said?” she said, to the saleslady.
Then she talked with the saleslady for a second.
“So, what’s it gonna be?” I said.
“What are you looking for exactly?” she said.
“Well…that’s up to you. You have to make the right choice for me,” I said.
“How about this wristband?” she said. I stretched out my hand so she could put it on me.
“Isn’t this for girls?” I said.
“Yeah, I think so,” she said.
“I see, you wanna dress me like a girl,” I said.
“Haha. Well… anyway, I think I’m gonna go look at other stores,” she said. I had the impression that she had to go.
“That’s a great idea. We should look at all our options,” I said. Without asking her, I followed her.
She asked me if I was from Peru and what I was doing there.
“Well, I’m waiting for a friend right now. Actually, now that you mention it, let me call her. I think she should be here already,” I said.
I called Zally. However, Rita (her mother) answered. She told me that Zally was using another cell phone, and she told me to call her.
“Do you have a pen?” Rita said.
I took out a pen. Since I didn’t have a paper on hand, I asked the girl I was with to lend me her arm (haha) and I suddenly started writing Zally’s new number on her arm.
“Wow, how are you gonna erase that off my arm!!” the woman said.
“Hmm… Hold on. Let me call the number first and then I’ll erase it,” I said.
I called Zally and she told me she was on her way. She told me she would call me when she got there.
“Hmm… I can’t erase it,” I said. I was trying to rub the numbers off her arm with my fingers, but it wasn’t working.
“See…” she said.
“Wait, let me try something,” I said.
I grabbed her arm and suddenly I started french kissing her arm, trying to erase the ink off her arm.
“What are you doing! Oh my God,” she said, right after I stopped.
“I was trying to erase it!” I said.
“Wow. I can’t believe you just did that,” she said.
“Well, I’m not done yet!” I said.
“I don’t want you to finish. That’s it,” she said.
“You don’t want me to finish erasing it?” I said.
“No,” she said.
“Hmm, fine,” I said.
“And I gotta go,” she said.
“Me too,” I said.
“Okay…” she said.
“I guess we gotta say bye,” I said.
“Yeah,” she said.
“So let’s say bye?” I said.
“Um… ?” she said.
However, at this point I was staring her right in the eyes and looking at her in a naughty way.
“Let’s say bye,” I said again. And then I smoothly moved my head forward and continued until our lips met.
WE STARTED KISSING.
We kissed for about 5 seconds and then stopped. When we stopped, she basically couldn’t believe what happened.
“What just happened?” she said.
“I don’t know,” I said.
“What? Why did you kiss me?” she said.
“I don’t know,” I said.
“You don’t know? Hmm. This has never happened to me, ever!” she said.
“I guess. Wait, weren’t we leaving?” I said.
“Yeah,” she said. But she didn’t move.
I went in for the kiss once more. We kissed for a bit longer, and she would grab me neck as she kissed me.
After a while, it became difficult for her to leave.
“Yeah um… My friend will come any moment. And she will think I’m weird. Just give me your number and we can go out another day,” I said.
“Okay. Yeah, you’re right,” she said.
“What’s your name?” I said.
“Ines,” she said.
“Great. Okay, Ines. Here, what’s your number?” I said.
She gave me her number.
“Call me!” she said, as we said goodbye.
I HAD JUST KISSED A STRANGER ON THE STREET WITHIN 5 MINUTES OF MEETING HER!
Also, since she gave me her number, that makes my 151st phone number.
ZALLY
So, I went out with Zally. We went to the arcade for a little bit and had some fun. We spent a while walking. She ended up arriving at 5 PM, which was an hour later than we had planned.
We basically walked and talked for an hour, and then she told me she had to go!!
Apparently she had to “say goodbye to her aunt”. So it turned out that Zally showed up late and left early.
It was only 6 PM when she told me she had to go.
But anyway, I decided to let her go. As we were waiting for her bus, we were reading a brochure, and my hand was almost directly on top of hers. So, if anything interesting happened during this hour, it was the hand-to-hand contact at the very end.
We said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek.
When Zally left, I decided to call Jenifer, the girl who sat on my lap earlier in the day, whom I had just met.
Jenifer told me that she would take 30 minutes to get ready and to get to Sun Mall. I told her I would wait for her.
So, despite a very short date with Zally, it seemed like the day was not over yet.
However, since Jenifer told me she would take 30 minutes, it meant I had another 30 minutes of waiting.
I therefore decided to do some approaches again.
FOURTH APPROACH
I sat next to a hot older woman who actually was with her kids. However, she left pretty quickly and I wasn’t able to strike up a conversation.
After a few minutes, though, I spotted a pretty good looking girl sitting at a bench alone. She was wearing jeans and a black top, and a purse.
“What time is it?” I said.
She told me the time.
I waited for about 10 seconds.
“So who are you waiting for?” I said.
“Some friends,” she said.
“What time were you gonna meet?” I asked.
“At six,” she said.
“Hmm… I see. They’re pretty punctual, aren’t they,” I said.
“Yeah… I expected them to take long. I even left my house a bit later. How about you? Are you waiting for someone?” she said.
“Yeah, a friend as well,” I said.
Pause.
“So, do you study or work?” I said.
“I study,” she said.
YADDA YADDA. I had managed to successfully strike up a conversation with this girl.
“Hey, so, why don’t you give me your number?” I said, out of the blue, after about 5 minutes of conversation.
“Huh?” she said.
“Maybe we can go out some other time, and talk some more,” I said.
“Sure,” she said.
She gave me her number. Her name, by the way, is also Susan. That made my 152nd phone number and my 4th phone number today.
After less than a minute, a male friend of hers came. I was pleased at my timing.
Susan left and I kept on walking.
After this, I saw another girl sitting at a bench. In the same way, I struck up a conversation with her. However, she was waiting for her boyfriend and when I asked for her number she refused to give it to me. I believe that if I had insisted, she would probably have ended up giving me her number. I felt like this girl also liked me. However, since she had a boyfriend I did not think that I would call her anyway. So I didn’t insist.
Therefore, I simply stood up and headed to the entrance of the mall.
FIFTH APPROACH
I saw an older woman with an amazing body standing in the middle of the street. She was SO hot. A MILF.
“Excuse me, is this the main entrance of the mall?” I said.
“Hmm… I think so,” she said.
“Thanks,” I said.
10 second pause.
“So who are you waiting for?” I asked.
“A friend,” she said.
“What time were you guys supposed to meet?” I said.
“At seven,” she said.
“Same here,” I said.
“Hey, do you have Sprint, by any chance?” she said.
“No, but I have Verizon,” I said.
“Yeah I also have Verizon and AT&T, but I need Sprint to call him,” she said.
“Oh. Sorry,” I said.
Pause.
“Hey, what’s your Verizon, by the way?” I said.
“My number?” she said.
“Yeah,” I said.
SHE GAVE ME HER NUMBER. That is my 153rd phone number, and my 5th today! Her name is Yana.
“Maybe we can go out some other time,” I said.
“I can’t. My friend is coming,” she said.
“No, no. I mean another day,” I said.
“Oh okay. Yeah, that’s fine,” she said.
What a hot woman! She is definitely up there in my list!
Then she had to go. As she left, she handed me her card. PROFESSIONAL DANCER. She was a dancer for social events and for band concerts. That’s what it said on her card. Also, one of the numbers on her card was the same number she gave me, so the card was somewhat unnecessary. But the fact that she is a dancer is definitely a plus. It makes her even more attractive. Furthermore, the picture on her card was also seductive.
So then I called Jenifer. She had already arrived.
JENIFER
My date with Jenifer was cool. She had a very cool personality and was also quite pretty. After only a couple of minutes we sat down and I put my arm around her. She let me do this. Then I started kissing her tenderly on her cheeks and forehead and she let me do this as well.
I did not kiss her in the mouth, but I could have. I needed to find out what the bruise on her lip was first.
Then we started walking. We held hands as we walked. We walked and talked and it was a fun time. I bought her some ice cream and I ended up telling her that I wanted to go somewhere where I could be alone with her.
At some point we had sat at a bench and I had touched her vagina but since there were people walking by, it wasn’t really appropriate.
“Why do you want to go to a lonely place with me?” she asked.
“So I can do this without people watching us,” I said, referring to my touching her.
“Yeah, but why do you want to do that?” she said.
“It’s hard to explain,” I said, with a sigh.
However, Jenifer kept insisting on knowing why I wanted to be alone with her and why I kept wanting to touch her.
“Okay, I’ll try to explain,” I said.
“Go ahead,” she said.
“I WANT TO DO IT WITH YOU,” I said.
“What?” she said.
Jenifer seemed shocked at my answer. She said that we had just met and that it couldn’t possibly be right to have sex so fast. Furthermore, being Peruvian means that she is even more conservative on sexual matters.
So she started explaining the countless reasons why I was not thinking straight and that I was basically “out of my mind”.
After a couple of minutes, I got tired of all her rationalizations.
“LOOK. I’m going to take you to the parking lot I showed you, and we are going to FUCK. Okay?” I said.
“No, wait! What are you doing?” she said. She was faking resistance.
“You are coming with me,” I said. I pulled her and started taking her to an underground parking lot nearby.
When we finally got there, we noticed there were some security guards around.
We dodged some of them until I pressed her against a car. Her hips were pressed against mine and I firmly grabbed her beautiful butt. Suddenly we made some “sex” motions.
However, we noticed that a security guard was somewhat nearby.
“They know we are here,” she said.
“You’re right,” I said, and we decided to leave.
Since it was getting kind of late we decided to part ways.
“What happened to your lip, by the way?” I asked.
“Oh, it’s my braces. They scratched my lip. It’s healing though,” she said.
I believed her. This meant that I could kiss her.
We got to the bus stop and I sat her on my lap (I love this).
While she was on my lap, I finally kissed her on the lips. My second kiss with a stranger for today.
We hugged for a while before she finally took her bus back home.
SIXTH APPROACH
On my bus back home, a decent looking girl sat next to me. I struck up a conversation with her.
The conversation went really well. I asked for her number but she had misplaced her cell phone (by the way, I could tell she was telling the truth).
“I can give you my email,” she said.
“You know what, I’ll give you mine instead,” I said. I knew that if I got her email, I would NOT email her. I simply know too many women, and I tend to prefer women I can call over women I can only email. It is easier to arrange dates over the phone, in my opinion.
However, after a long conversation I concluded that she is a really cool girl, and I do want to see her again. She seems like someone I could get along with very well. She is also decent looking, even though she is not my ultimate sexual fantasy or whatever.
BUT ANYWAY… that was my afternoon.
5 numbers, 2 kisses with strangers, and 1 potential email. One hell of a crazy day indeed.
Phone Number Count: 153
Kiss Count: 22
PS: I know I didn't get laid in this story but I'm sure you'll agree that I got these girls in my pocket and the material is valuable enough. Peace.
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The Prince - The Peruvian Pick Up Artist
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