So this is my first lay report in which no alcohol was involved, I'm pretty proud of myself given the circumstances which I will go into greater detail below.
I'm on vacation in Albania, which is my native country. I left it to permanently move to Canada 10 years ago, and the last time I was in Albania was 2 years ago. When I visited, I met up with my neighbour, who is a girl my age, and in those 8 years, went from a HB6 to a HB8
2 years ago, I was the biggest AFC you could ever meet, and I had a super goofy haircut, which pretty much ensured I couldn't do anything to this girl.
Needless to say, after reading up on this stuff, practicing my stuff in clubs, talking to people about advice, discussing techniques, and getting some valuable in-game experience (
) I have a general outline of what I should do when Im with a girl.
Anyways, on to the good stuff.
I was walking around with my sister, she's 15, im 18, when she met up with her friend who is also 15, and the HB8!
They ask my sister to walk around with them, and I make a little joke about them trying to work on their fitness, they both start laughing, HB8 fixes her hair so I took that as an I.O.I (or however you spell it). After a while we continue talking I make jokes, put the HB8 in the spotlight and she is pretty much only looking at me and we are just having a casual conversation. ( What I liked about this situation was that I had my sister right next to me, and I had to flirt/hit on this girl without my sister, OR the other girl realizing).
After a while, she says:
HB8: "Wow, it was really nice seeing you again, I guess I'll see you tomorrow?"
Me: "Yeah, our date will be right here, at 6pm, precisely where you're standing right now"
she giggles, and hugs me bye (another I.O.I, also a side-note about Albanian culture: girls will not hug guys within first meeting them because it is considered slightly slutty, any form of physical contact besides hand-shaking is considered "serious")
On to the next day...
I go to the meeting place at around 6:30 pm with my sister again ( due to her age, I can't leave her alone in a foreign country... fml)
I buy a can of Orange Soda, find her and 3 friends sitting at some benches, and 2 guys are hitting on her and her friend from before (read up about the friend).
Now, the way that they are positioned makes it difficult for me to talk with them, because they are sitting, and these 2 AFCs are standing right in front of them, blocking their entire view, from the rest of the world. I start recalling all the information I've read on the forums about what I can possibly do and I decide to go up to the girls and I say: "Hey thanks for saving this seat for us" they smile, I sit, and start chatting with my sister, until I think of a reason to get the two guys to sit down and let me talk to my target
And then.. it hits me! I tell the guys: " Hey fellas, if you don't mind, I am trying to enjoy this beautiful scenery, and your spiked up hair is blocking it, please sit down, the girls aren't going anywhere... (look at the girls) right?
HB8 and Friend: "Yeahh, we're staying right here
I let the guys finish talking to the girls (sometimes it helps to have your sister there to kill time), while HB8 keeps looking at me and we have small-talk. The fact that I didn't feel intimidated by the 2 guys I think gave me bonus points in her eyes.
She was looking at me, I stare back, and after 10 seconds she says: "You were late for our date Mister!"
I say: "Oh, that was today? Must've slipped my mind" with a sarcastic tone, and she just smiles.
When the guys leave, I make a joke about how cute they look together to the 2 girls, and they say: "Noo they're not our boyfriends".
At this point, I was just having small talk, teasing them, and always replying with funny replies, no need to go into ALL the small-talks.
After a while, HB8 gets a phone call, stands up, and then... (this was the big moment) she comes and sits down on my right, really closely. I pretend like I don't see her, and I start chatting up her friend
I have a feeling she's getting annoyed, but I keep my cool, and that results in her touching me on my thigh and saying, "I've been sitting here for like 5 minutes and you haven't seen me!"
I turn around, push her hand off my leg and say: "HOLY SHIT you scared the crap out of me"
HB8: " Do you want me to go back to my seat?" (this was sort of a shit test and I am not too sure of what I should've said, this is whatI did say though)
Me: "Naw you're better here, the lighting really brings out the blue in your eyes"
Hb8: But my eyes are brown!
Me: "Really? No way! Let me see" (Pull her in, put both of my hands on her neck, and bring her in really close, as if im going to kiss her, I keep that for about 15 seconds, smiling, she looks at my lips, I.O.I that she wants a kiss, and I say)
Me: Stop that, I'm trying to look at your eyes and you keep looking at my lips, stop making my job harder than it already is (with a smile of course)
We start talking about Justin Bieber, and I tell her about his terrible haircut, and start comparing it to her hair: "He would cut it here, leave this longer, and definitely cut this long ponytail" and I ran my hand down her back. I knew she liked that.
I wanted to isolate her and go for the kiss close. I tell her, let's go for a walk, all these people are so loud, I need to find some peace and quiet. she agrees and we start walking. (I've found that if you tell a girl what you don't like about a place, for example, the noise level, the smell, the music, they are more likely to go somewhere with you, rather than just saying, hey let's leave)
We start walking, I push her into a car, and pull her right back and say: Watch your step! This gave me a reason to hold onto her, and I did what Liam does in his reports, and held her hand everytime we went through a staircase. after a while, we go up to a building, with a really nice view, I go behind her and say: Hey guess what! she turns, boom... kiss close
At this point, we're secluded, and a make-out ensues and after a while, I END IT, and say, let's go back and check up on my sister. We start holding hands and when we get near her I let go of her hand and she says:
Hb8: why'd you do that?
Me: I don't want my sister to get the wrong idea about us.
I think this was important because it sort of created a secret thing that we had, and I've seen alot of you do it in your LRs
We go to sit down again, and she sits far from me and tells me:
hb8:hey come here! stop being all alone and join the group! (shit test in my opinion)
Me: no im fine here, I don't wanna hear your goofy girl talk (slight neg)
hb8: (smiles, winks, and looks away)
after a while, she's conversating with her friend and my sister, and I tell her
me: do you know the secreet about this place?
hb8: no, what is it?
me: are you sure you can handle it?
hb8: try me (seductive smile, and sexy eyes)
me: allright, come here ( i did not move from my seat whatsoever)
hb8: ok, tell me
me: the secret is... that I made you come sit next to me
hb8: oh wow, nice one mr. smooth
my sister: omg what did he say this time?
me: nooo hb8, dont tell her! It's our secret.
hb8: haha ok
long story short, we start talking about sexual liberation, why guys are considered players and girls sluts, how I like girls who act on instinct, like if they wanna fuck they do it, if they wanna touch someone's leg ( i touch her leg) they do it, and she asks me:
hb8: so are you a player? (this was a very hard one)
me: (I pretend to think long and hard) good question (smile)
hb8: hahah wooooooow
me: are you a player?
hb8: I'll let you be the judge of that.
At this point, things are really heating up, and her whole body is facing me, while I'm still facing away, I start telling her a story about something someone did to their hand, I start holding hers, and she goes to kiss me.
I put my index finger on her lips and say:
"Hey, remember what I said about public displays of affection? Especially in front of my sister! What kind of girl are you? (and slightly push her away)"
This question always gets the best kind of replies:
hb8: the bad kind
me: oh yeah? how bad are we talking about here? brush your teeth once a day bad, or..... (touch her inner thigh) bad bad.
hb8: veryy bad (with a very seductive smile)
I tell my sister, that hb8 is going to show me this store that sells amazing music CDs (lame excuse) and for her to find her own way home. we live 5 minutes away so not too bad of an excuse.
I tell hb8, let's go, she says:
hb8: "where?"
me: "to the music store, silly!"
hb8: " oh yeah! Right this way!" (takes my hand starts walking)
we get to our apartment building and go up the elevator, I pull her into me, and we have a little make-out session (we both live on the 5th floor). she tells me her parents are out at a wedding dinner and her sister is outside with her friend, I tell her
me: "ok, wait inside for me, I have to go grab my good dick"
hb8: "hahahahah ok, don't take too long"
I run inside, grab a condom, tell my parents I'll be back later, go next door, and we start making out, go into the room, start giving each other oral, and we start fucking
I know the grammar is bad, but my time at this internet cafe is about to run out, soo I might fix it up later. Hope you enjoyed this report!
- Raven
CHAT