I've gotten flack for not having posted LRs before, so I'll post this one, which is pretty much how all of my lays for the past year or so have gone down, and likely will continue to do so.
Initial Approach
Oxford St, London, 4pm Sunday
Me: "Excuse me, I know this may sound a bit random, but I just noticed you walking past, and I think you look absolutely gorgeous, so I had to come meet you. I'm Ryan"
Her: "Oh, thank you, I'm C"
...
(Random banter mixed with finding out about her. She's originally from Cameroon, studying business and working part time, lives in flatshare in South London, seems very switched on, motivated, independent, and her English is great despite French being her first language.)
Text Exchange
I text her suggesting initial meet up at mine for dinner n a DVD. She can't.
I suggest second meet up, but then I flake because I'm sick (true)
Third idea is a good compromise between where we both live, and I know a nice gastropub around there.
First date
We meet at the station, and I immediately start the banter and teasing on a good note because we meet at this bookshop and she's literally dropping a pile of books by accident as I walk in. Her being clumsy becomes a running joke.
What I notice is often true of my daygame approaches - they turn up looking HOTTER than when you met them. Although she's a bit shorter than I usually like, she has thin arms and a flat tummy, but (something I totally missed the first time) MASSIVE tits, and a lovely round booty. Yum. Reminds me a lot of Rihanna with shorter hair
except she's darker skinned and her face is less angular and polished.
We sit down and just vibe and have banter, talk about mutual interests, what we're doing with our lives, tell some stories, the usual stuff. No awkward silences (if there ever are, it's DEFINITELY the girl's problem because I never fucking shut up!) She seems honestly interested in the stuff I'm talking about, and shows me an African thing where, when someone tells you something really interesting and significant, you greet them with a handshake.
Back to the station and cheek kiss goodbye. This is my new thing - don't bother pushing for anything on the first night, if you actually want to see them again and they want to see you, wait until the next time and you won't have to battle any LMR.
Second Date
I give her some options and she picks the next week, so I meet her after a work event wearing a suit and tie, having told her she can dress sexy for me. She does, but doesn't wear heels. I tell her "don't be afraid to wear heels," and she replies with with a laugh "that's what I like about you - you're very direct and to the point."
We end up having a steak dinner (even though my MLTR had bought me a steak lunch just a few hours earlier!) and talking for hours until we were one of the last tables there. Towards the end I did the only routiney thing I ever do, which is to play Sasha's question game
http://www.sashapua.com/blog/the-question-game.html which enables me to take the conversation in a sexual direction. I bring up the usual "craziest place you've ever had sex" question, and although she doesn't react badly (they NEVER do), she doesn't have a good answer and I tease her about being unadventurous.
We walk back to the station and I do Badboy's spin kiss close for fun, which works and we kiss passionately on the street, then I pick her up, spin her around, and put her on a raised door stoop so we are a more similar height, pin her arms above her head against the door, and kiss some more. She has to be home and up at 7am, so closing is impossible, but I make sure to get her horny and am the first to break the kiss and leave her wanting more for next time.
Third Date
We meet in Leicester Square and head to a comedy club. Because we get there a bit late, we have to sit in the front row, which I joke with her is where nobody wants to sit, unlike the theatre, because you're much more likely to have the piss taken out of you by the comedians!
Within the first 5 minutes of the host being on, he's already asked those annoying questions about who in the audience is a couple and how long they've been together. He says to us "are you guys actually together or is he just putting his arm around you as an overly aggressive way of trying to say "she's mine!""
What starts is a running joke where I'm telling her what to do the whole time.
Him "Seriously though, are you seeing each other or what?"
Me (turning to her) "DON'T answer that!" (mock seriously) (crowd laughs)
Him "Ok all the guys clap for our next act! Ok now all the girls!"
Me (turn to her and prompt her to clap)
Him "us three have this joke together now, because he literally just pointed to her like "go on luv" to tell her when she was allowed to clap! (crowd laughs)
etc.
Was was interesting is that although it was all joking, and I was actually turning to her to explain stuff in case she missed it (the guy spoke very fast and she didn't get everything) what the running joke did was actually establish a significant amount of dominance, completely unintentionally.
After the gig as people were filtering out, we kissed passionately on the couches for 5/10 minutes. On our way out, I took a peek into the lavatories, grabbed her hand and we got ourselves into the disabled women's cubicle. She said "you're crazy!" but didn't resist and we kissed and got our clothes off. Then a group of girls came in and were doing their makeup and chatting loudly and taking ages. We thought we might as well go back to mine and do things properly. I walked out of the cubicle and smiled at the girls, followed by C
Me: "evening ladies
"
Them "OOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! LOLOLOL"
Went back to mine, said hi to one of my SPAM, took her up to my bedroom, and continued where we left off. No LMR, and it was great to finally see those huge tits bouncing everywhere!
A couple of odd things - she didn't swallow, which is always annoying. What's the big deal? Bigger one - when she was about to cum, she acted like she wanted to stop, as if she was already done and getting sore, or as if it was hurting. She explained she always does that, so I guess next time I'll just ignore it and keep going
CHAT