this isa report from my wing, talking about our night....
Hi lads, this is a joint report, PEBs and I had an awesome night, so thought we'd write up an FR. PEBBLE had a date with a girl he met at Factory-51, and she brought her friend, so I tagged along. He met her on one of his fuck buddy's leaving nights, which is a bit cheeky, but he hasn't banged a new girl in a while, so he's got the taste. His girl was about a six, my girl was about a seven.
Started off meeting them at Kro, I felt a bit nervous, but was relaxed after a few minutes, PEB was doing most of the talking. He's telling his crazy waterbomb stories to sort of put the idea in their heads, they said it sounded fun, which is defo a good sign that they're up for coming back. they try and get us to a club, but we pushed for the extraction. We then got some vodka and coke and went back to mine to throw waterbombs off my balcony. The girls got wet.
I get a call from ^Flash^ who lives in the same building saying that he's seen the police go in the building with the broken waterbombs, so we're shitting it. I ask him if he wants to come round and hang out, but he's busy shagging his missus (loser). Turns out he was just fucking with us, so cheers for that mate
We hit some guy who stood outside waiting for someone to let him in, let's call him HGGoingToKickMyHeadIn. He tried to get into the flat, so we turned out all the lights, killed the sexy music (Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On) and all jumped into my bed. PEB gets a quick makeout in the darkness, then we go back into the lounge and play truth or dare and spin the bottle, aka 'let's all get naked and fuck'. Usual questions for truth, like 'Where's the craziest place you've had sex?', and 'How many people have you slept with?' PEBBLE lies and says his number is a bit lower than it really is, not too high not too low. It lands on PEB, and he winks at me, so I say I dare him to get off with a girl, so he gets off with his girl. I still wasn't getting as physical as I should have been, which PEB noticed, so he had a thought, and did the same for me. His girl gives him the thumbs up, she knows what's happening, and she's winging her friend well. She seemed to be into it, and I was doing my sexy kissing stuff (lip biting, hair pulling, all that bollocks). We dare the girls to get off with each other and it was like that scene in Cruel Intentions, which was pretty cool. We dare all of us to have a four way kiss, which puts me in sleazy gay village mode; it's motorboats all round now. The girls then obviously do them same to us, so I managed to KClose HGPEBBLE, which was the highlight of my night.
We dare my girl to flash someone from the balcony, so we shout to someone who's standing outside the flat, and she flashes him. I then get dared to go out side in my boxers so they can see me from the balcony. As soon as I get out, HGGoingToKickMyHeadIn goes into the building, whilst I'm waving to the others in my boxers. I then get back in, and the bloke realises it's me who's hit him with the waterbombs, so he's threatening me, and trying to follow me upstairs, I'm playing dumb, but he knows it's me, and he knows what flat I am, so I'm currently expecting a visit from a bunch of drunk guys to kick my head in. But as it happens, he got us all into the bed together in the darkness, so he was our cupid, we owe him a lay.
We continue playing spin the bottle, and say that whoever it lands on has to take off one piece of clothing (I wonder where this is heading), so we all end up butt naked (obviously). Any excuse for PEBBLE to get his knob out. Obviously this is where it turns sexual, so PEBBLE takes the initiative when his girl goes to the toilet, and he gives me the signal that this is it. He makes out with his girl in the corridor, pulls on her hair and pushes her into my room. He's kissing her neck, and goes straight for the poontang. No resistance, they start getting it on. He's getting really into it, but then my girl comes in to check on what they're doing. She gets into the bed next to PEBBLE, and I come into to try and get her out. PEBBLE's girl takes the initiative and isolates HGPEBBLE to my balcony for a 'cig' aka balcony sex. PEBBLE says he has a new craziest place he's had sex. Meanwhile I'm in my room with my girl, fingering her, eating her out and all that stuff. I go for the pumps a few times, but she's having none of it. I push for it a few times, but I'm happy to settle for the blowie. Not bad, I came in her mouth and she swallows. I made her come with my fingers and tongue, then PEBBLE's girl opens the door without me knowing whilst I'm between her legs.
He gets it on with his girl in the corridor outside my bedroom, switched positions a few times. she's feeling adventurous, so she comes in to join our party. PEBBLE supplicates by following her, and they jump on the bed next to us. We look at each other and PEBBLE smiles and shrugs, I smile as well, so he starts fucking her whilst I'm eating out my girl. My girl is feeling a bit uncomfortable about the ménage a quatre/orgy, and she still wasn't letting my wand in her forbidden forest. I got really smashed last night beacuse I'm a bit of a lightweight, and had thrown up in the bin next to my bed. PEBBLE is on the edge of the bed mid-boink, and puts his hand right in my vomit.
PEB thinks about going for the swap, but it's a bit uncomfortable, so he doesn't. He takes her out of the bedroom and spanks me as he leaves. He's just about to finish, but gets disturbed by TheTiger opening a girl. My ringtone is the audio from one of TheTiger's videos saying "This is really random" (don't ask why), and it goes off just as he's about to finish. PEBBLE's girl answers it, and talks to ^Flash^ for a bit, who asks to talk to PEB, he says he's kinda busy. PEB finishes in her mouth. Phenomenal blowjob. She spits it out in one of the vodka and coke, so we're even for the vomit. They come back in, and my girl and I are cuddling; we all chill on my bed and in the lounge, the girls call a taxi for 3am.
We all go back in my room, and we're kissing our girls on the bed and rubbing their fannies. PEBBLE's girl says it's her turn on the bed and kicks us out, so my girl and I go into the lounge, and start getting it on again. As soon as she's about to go down on me, my phone rings and it's this bellend driving the taxi saying he can't find my place. I want to tell him that him and his taxi can piss off, but my girl's next to me, so I tell him how to get here. She's about to go down on me again, and the bellend rings saying he's outside. My girl goes into my bedroom, telling PEBBLE's girl that the taxi's here just as he's about to come. My girl gets dressed in the lounge, and PEBBLE says to his girl "You have to finish". She goes at it like a pneumatic drill, and spits his spunk out into my other glass. I downed it but it tasted disgusting (only joking - it tasted great). So the taxi is outside, we walk them downstairs because we are gentlemen, and because it's polite after you've spunked in a girl's mouth. PEBBLEs is definitely solid, so that's another fuck buddy. We're even now, since he banged one of mates a while back. Mine doesn't feel 100% solid because I didn't actually do anything, I just happened to be a friend of the guy her mate fucked. If it is on, I'm getting the pumps next time I see her, no doubt. We have a goodbye kiss, and then the validation high-five as we walk back upstairs. Awesome night, we had a lot of fun, and got to see each other's technique in the sack.
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