| I know I have been somewhat reticent recently in posting any decent material, as both myself and the Professional are in LTRs and not as involved as we used to be.
Anyhow, here is one I wont forget in a hurry (although the details are a little fuzzy now, it happened about 4 months ago).
So anyways, myself and chocolate (brockiep) are in our usual state, out on the town, smoking too much, drinking too much, and generally winding people up. For whatever reason the guys at Mermaids (Wellingtons only decent strip club - dreamgirls is so filthy I have to wash my shoes after going there) let us in for free, I have no idea why.
So we do the only thing we can do, and game it up. This was my first time ever in a strip club, and I didnt know what the fuck was up.
So we see a massive long table in the middle with 2x poles and a whole bunch of chodes sitting around it staring up at the dancers, drooling. We figure this wouldnt be the best possible way to increase our social value, so we go and sit down at the table on stools, but with our BACKS TO THE DANCERS and make ourselves as big as possible, leaning back, spread arms, big smiles, laughing away etc.
We are facing the bar, and of course this gets the attention of the bar girls, some of whom are definitely cute!
So the roaming girls that wander around trying to sell $1 shots for $6 or whatever it is, start to come up and approach us, the first interaction goes like this..
HB7 and HB6.5 on cue:
Chocolate takes the HB7, im left to wing HB6.5. I can see this girl has actually a stunning stripper body, but has way too many freckles and needs to get her hair cut at an actual stylist, and go and see a proper makeup artist. Taking care of herself fail
So anyways, I put out my hand to introduce myself "Prodigy etc" and she does the same, holding on to her hand I gently pull her towards me, bring her hand up towards my lips, but at the last moment flip it over and kiss the back of my hand instead
P: Why are you looking at me weird!?
HBBarGirl: You kissed your own hand!
P: No way, thats ridiculous! I think your crazy, im gonna go and get the bouncer to get you outta here (still holding her hand the whole time, increases sexual tension)
She is laughing like crazy now, BT is rising, so I pull her close in and claw her
P: you really are crazy, you remind me of my little sister, in fact I think im going to adopt you tonite! We are going to climb trees, drink RARO and throw eggs at ugly people!
# close. I wasnt really that keen on this girl, except for her body, but I figured knowing girls who work in the industry has got to be good, so whatever.
We carry on, and all this commotion (we probably have 4 or 5 girls around us now laughing) has attracted the attention of a seriously cute HB 7.5 Asian behind the bar...she beckons me over, smiling seductively.
I pull the fingers at her, and tell her fuck that, if you want to chat come over here!
So she comes over for a chat, I cannot remember what happens here, but we are all laughing away, and chocolate is really ON. Telling girls all sorts of crazy shit, he does this on the spot no idea where he gets it from but we are all in fits. The amount of negging is getting out of hand, in fact I think its turning into a bit of a Tucker Max scenario....dancers keep coming up to us and we keep sending them away, telling them they look silly, ridiculous, have you lost your clothes, are you tipping the boys tonite?, can i borrow your gstring im cold etc etc and the bartender girls are eating this up!
(I did not realise this at the time, but basically there is a sense of bitchiness and competition between the bartenders and the dancers. The dancers I believe operate on mostly commission and tips, in fact I think they have to pay a small fee to the club for every timeslot the club gives them. The bartenders are on shift work, and are basically paid minimum wage. However they can also receive tips, a percentage of which of course goes to the club. the dancers of course take umbrage with this, basically every tip that a bartender gets is commission they wont get. The bartenders of course use the tips to bolster their minimum wage, bear in mind they have to put up with all sorts of customers and working conditions....)
And so while we are having fun playing with the dancers (not pissing them off, I want to be clear on this) just teasing them and having a whale of a time, the bartenders are having fun watching the dancers get a bit of their own medicine.
Chocolate is swamped with girls, and I catch HBAsian behind the bar checking me out again, so I go up and sneak behind the bar (not recommended in exotic club, the bouncers are known to take no bullshit lol) anyhow im behind the bar with her, and because we had already chatted before, I go straight into Styles Evolution phase shift, her smelling me, kissing my neck, and me pulling her long hair outrageously, and her head goes right back, as she intakes breath sharply.....I figure that she is well horny now so id better stop, I didnt want to get caught so ....# close.
We were pretty keen for bed soon, so I grabbed Chocolate and headed out.
NB* We did not pay for a single drink or tip a single dancer the whole time we were there, nor did we pay the entry fee. The only money I would spend at a strip club is to by myself a drink, all the rest is bullshit.
So Im having decent text game with both these girls, and one is away for a week, so we all just keep in touch.
I thinks its about the following Tuesday, where i decide to have a day off work, and so I get HBAsian out for a midmorning coffee at a little coffeeshop next to my apartment. She was looking seriously sexy (great fashion sense) when she turned up, so we had the coffee, I kept the tension going, headed up to my apartment a few minutes later to "show her the view" lol.
We get up there and to be honest I dont think I ran any game, except perhaps a couple of NLP sexual suggestion patterns? Then just smoothly escalated, aka Vin diCarlo, two steps forward, one step back, wash rinse repeat...
She kept on saying things like I should go soon etc, ASD kicking in, I was just very patient, and continued to escalate, using push pull tactics.
The line I remember her saying was "Oh no, you've got me too horny now, I cant not fuck" strange though it may seem, I think this was this girls way of rationalizing it away, her own brand of ASD, because she said this every time I fucked her from then on!
So ok, she leaves my apartment around lunchtime, and I start texting the other girl. She seems to have convinced herself that she really wants to fuck me, and so I let her come around before she starts work, maybe at 6pmish.
At first I am super dominant with her, as I know she wants me, and she is seriously turned on by this. However, my conscience kicks in, and I realise fucking two girls from the same club, who are probably friends, who are probably going to talk about it tonite, when they WORK TOGETHER might not be the best idea
So I start giving her LMR "Oh we shouldnt do this, its so bad etc" which of course as you experienced guys know, just turns her on even more! Fuck.
So in the end I let her give me a blowjob and OH MY GOD this girl can suck a dick! Just as Im about to nut on her face, I yell "open your mouth bitch" and she does, sticks her tongue out, and gets a proper porn style facial. Excellent.
So ok, she heads off for work, and I proceed to get drunk with the boys and hit town. About 4am I get this text from HBFacial: "hey can I stay at your place tonite? we have unfinished business....."
So sweet, I figure either the girls didnt talk about it cos they are not really friends, or they did talk about it and are cool with it. So I get her over and fuck the shit outta her and make her buy me breakfast. Strip clubs for the win.
Further notes*
- most staff at exotic clubs are able to get a VERY LIMITED number of patrons in for free each night.
- if you fuck the staff, you can of course get in for free.
- most strip clubs have a very high staff rotation, so you cannot rest on your laurels. This little escapade only got me free entry for the next 2 months.
Further futherer notes*
- strip clubs arn't as impressed when you fuck a norwegian stripper who has just quit the club the day before over a pay dispute in their only girls bathroom.
- but when you run game on new staff members you once again gain favour and free entry.
Switch out.
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