Was at a convention of sorts where I was performing and made fast friends with a group of two dudes and two girls. Became quite obvious that one dude was very interested in the blonde and the other dude had about as much chance with the HB9 Brunette as I do of winning nice guy of the year.

Entered with some chat about how they were enjoying the convention and made friends with the dude trying it on with the blonde.
Did my usual of keeping my intended in the conversation without focusing on her, we found out about an after party somewhere remote and decided to go. They went to get some booze and I dropped off my stuff at my hotel room. Everyone couldn't be arsed to goto the party in the end and we ended up on the beach. After reading some guys reports on here I thought I'd add some new tactics to my game and tried some accidental kino, it went down like a lead balloon so I went back to my usual game of being a cunt.
Stole her booze, smoked her smokes, ignored her until she was following me like a puppy. Dude who had no chance decides to go home, the rest of us go back to the girls hotel room. Blondie and Dude interested in her have a kiss. The girls goto the toilet. I suggest to the other dude that I get out of their hair and take brunette with me. He thinks this is the best idea he has heard since they thought up using riding crops in sex play.

Girls come back, we have a smoke and I suggest to Brunette that we head back down the beach to give the "young lovers" some space, she grabs the drinks and me and we are on the beach faster than you can say "Would you look at that we are on a beach again". I think we were there for about 2 mins before I say "Ah fuck it, just want to head to mine then?".

One destroyed hotel room later and a post coital fag I kick her out and head to breakfast.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and think about how much my life sucks, then realise I'm thinking of someone else and that my life is Awesome.


So points I learned from this.

-Make friends with guys in the group, you never know if they will end up being a good wingman.
-Being handsy (kino) when your technique/personality isn't suited to being polite or cute, doesn't work.
-As always seems to be the case for me, the less attention you pay a girl the more she craves it.
-For some reason women like arseholes.