FClozer 2010 Lay Reports



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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 1:51 am 
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LR 1: Can I borrow a cup of milk

HB10 neighbor dropped by for a cop of milk cause she was baking. She's seen me bringing in other HBs I've FClozed before, and wanted a piece of the action. Told her to go ask another neighbor. She said she was making a "pie" that she wanted to share with someone. I told her I bet her "pie" was just average. She said come over in 30 minutes for a taste.

Money spent: 0
Total time to FCloze: 30 minutes

Sticking Points:
Never give them anything free
Send them to an AFC neighbor for their needs
Don't compliment them

FClozer

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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 1:54 am 
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LR2: Ho's in Area Codes

So I was on a trip up north, when an HB10 walks up and asks for gum.

HB10: Can I have some gum
FClozer: Whats in it for me?
HB10: come to my house and i'll pay for it
FClozer: no
HB10: PLEEEEASSSE

Money spent: 0
Total time to FCloze: 20 minutes

Sticking points:
Always carry gum
Always say no when an HB asks you to come to their place, they'll beg and want it more

FClozer

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PostPosted: Tue May 25, 2010 7:53 am 
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Fuck dude!

That took you 20 minutes!?

What took you so long?

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