I’m currently visiting family in North Cyprus.

Last night being Saturday night (which has got to be the busiest night out anywhere in the world) I decided to hit a local nightclub.

I was texting a community friend as I walked into the place and was stunned by the amount of IOI’s I was getting of a HB8 who looked foreign.

I finished texting and had to walk round to an empty place at the bar and ordered a short, which just happened to be by the HB8 that was giving me the IOI’s.

Then a 3 set approached the bar from behind me and I opened a new HB8 (HB8 2).

This girl reminded me the kind of girl you would get hosting the Eurovision song contest! Mature, classy, stylish and no other word to describe except beautiful.

I had to reopen her a few times as she went back to her friends and engaged the full set a few times which was hard considering one of them didn’t speak a word of English.

The music was fucking loud which didn’t help much until HB8 2 isolated me, a good IOI I thought and I was thinking my game was on.

We built rapport and the DJ turned up the music which pissed me off because now not only could I not here her she couldn’t hear me, let alone understand me.

She isolated me again, this time to an outside bar (still in the nightclub area).

She bought me a short and I went in for the kiss close to reward her. I was pleased with my progress given my AFC mindset over the past few weeks.

More comfort building and I suggested we leave to get something to eat.

You can pretty much get away with drink driving here so she took me for a tour when I realised that secretly she was looking for somewhere to stop to escalate.

After a while she drove me home and I thought “now’s the time TurnOfClass”.

Not to go into too much detail I went down on her parked outside my family’s house and I think this kind of turned her on.

A bit of ASD and we drove down the road to complete to the f close in her nice new car, happy days.

Peace bro

TurnOfClass