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PostPosted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 3:45 pm 
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ok i wont talk about all the crap of how we met etc cause it could go on for awhile but basically i had only spoken to this girl on the phone a couple of times and before that she was just a random add from a pals friends list so i didnt think what would happen next would happen next lol

Picture this madness

saturday night just come in from being out with pals smoking a j at about 1ish in the morning laying in bed i get a call from the bird saying to come up to her place about 50 miles away from me in london so i thought fuckit lol literally haha it had been snowing an everything but i got there to her place at about 2.30 to which within half an hour of getting there im getting a back massage with all the oils an everything.

Now before i got there she said she was a table dancer & glamour model an sent some pics so i had my hope high anyway but she was fucking stunning i mean really sexy with two sexy tattoes one on each cheek one was a playboy bunney the other a pair of red lips.

Well anyway after she gave me a massage i said id give her one so she takes of her top & now she just got on some silk pj bottoms on so now ive gave her a massage i start kissing the back of her neck an just kinda massaging her still all over then she turns around and jumps ontop of me & starts grinding on me so i flipped her back over an pulled of her bottoms then she get back ontop of me again and starts kissing me all over then starts sucking my cock then after that she just jumped up an said aint u gonna return the favour well im a gentlemen so i did then she just went proper wild an got ontop again, i think she just loves trying to be in control and then she starts the screaming fuck me fuck me lol proper load with one neighbour banging on the roof lol she didnt care an told me to carry on so i did haha then we were at it for a good while stopped and did it again afew times during the night.

well i had to leave really early in the morning so ive woke up naked an you know you love the morning ones lol so shes still asleep an i start touching her to which she woke up really quickly lol and starts rubbing my cock then she turned over pushing her ass into my cock then she jumped up on the bed and bent over and told me to fuck her again so i did quite happily lol slapping her ass an all she was proper proper loving this an i aint heard a woman scream so much in ages like that so it made me feel pretty good too lol she was just so wild i remember laying there about 5 in the morning watching her walk around the room naked thinking fuck yea i did good tonight an afew hours earlier i didnt even have anything to do now im banging this bird like fuck, life is so amazing sometimes how it just throws things in there like that and you wouldnt mind this girl is five years younger than me shes 22 an ive havent even fucked 30 year old woman so dirty this girl just really knew what she was doing so much im pretty sure i later found out she worked on babestation awhile back aswell as doing glamour modeling an table dancing an im sure she is a high class escort as she said she works on the phones in one but i just dont believe that as shes pretty well off but hey even if i dont fuck her again it was fun while it lasted ,,,

I hope that gives you all some inspiration that sometimes something really good is just waiting out there for you to bang it lol


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:06 pm 
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SO how does this relate to pickup?


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:24 pm 
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Okay so now you've bragged :P Mind telling us exactly what you did to get this HB to call you up, middle of the night and ask for a fuck ? :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:39 am 
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Haha even though this has nothing to do with pickup, I found this story so awesome.

That's one fuck/multiple fucks you will never forget.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:22 am 
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Okay so now you've bragged :P Mind telling us exactly what you did to get this HB to call you up, middle of the night and ask for a fuck ? :lol:
This.

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