| Hey guys,
just wanted to share a crazy one that happened last week, for the purposes of mutual encouragement, and a few laughs and who knows maybe you guys can share a few pointers to help me out as well.
I also want to let the guys know this isnt an everday occurence for me, I am very much an rAFC at the moment, I posted a little bit about that on my introductory post.
So last monday I am bored as fuck (Im an independant consultant and work from home) so I decide to go out and do a bit of a solo job, so I head into town and situate myself in one of aucklands upmarket areas (which shall remain nameless for the sake of anonymity) to do a spot of shopping. I roll around for about 3 hours, and chat to a few pple in the shops, and open a few sets, including getting the digits from a cool as canadian chick working in the coffee shop, hb8.5
Anyways after a couple hours i get pretty discouraged from the lack of solid results, and I decide im gonna grab a coffee, and then head back to my car. On my way back to the carpark, I walk past this little boutique "hole-in-the-wall" type place boutique mens clothing store, and I notice HB7 storegirl in ther looking bored.
So I walk in there like I own the place, and walk right up to her and introduce myself etc, shake her hand and get a somewhat suprised IOI haha, i think because of the extreme confidence i displayed. I then start C+Fing this girl about several topics, including how small the shop is, how i think she is secretly looking at dirty magazines (she was reading a book, and I claimed she had a porno stashed inside it, of course she didnt), and she told me a few things about herself (further IOI) and about how she had just got a cat so I renamed her Cat Lady. At this point I was also establishing some pretty confident kino, and bouncing her around to differnt locations in the shop (hands on shoulder, waist, hips etc) and I could tell that she was getting a little flustered because she had this goofy grin on her face and slight reddening of the skin around decollete (neck and upper chest, important sign to look out for as well as dilated pupils etc etc, all basic physiological signs of arousal)
At this point I start to ignore her, because kino is getting a bit heavy and im feeling the need to change things up a bit...so i leave her where she is standing, and head over and look at some sort of display, while she chats away....and starts chasing me around as i move around the store avoiding and ignoring her. I let her get close to me again after about 45 seconds of this, and then interrupt her mid-sentence "ok, we are going to play a new game. I want to know three words that you would use to describe yourself, but there is a catch, the last one you have to whisper it in my ear, and I want it to be really shocking! ok, go!"
HB7: haha ok ummm im a fun person
me: boring...
HB7: (escalating) im outgoing....adventurous!
me: interesting....
HB7: can I say saucy for my third one?
me: no way haha, i told you that you have to whisper it in my ear!
HB7: haha why dont you tell me yours?
me:ok then, im challenging
HB7: you can say that again!
me: and im a person of substance...
HB7:mmm
then I grab her and say come here, and say in her ear "and im very saucy too" (lame i know to steal her one, but i had a mindblank haha) and then I kiss her just below her ear and bite her earlobe, and that gets her crazy
HB7: we totally cant do this, there are cameras in here!
me: well there will be no cameras in the changing rooms will there, so you better pick me out a suit to try on and then come and find me
Anyways, enough to say that I got head in the changing rooms, and put her away that night after work. (I dont like the term f-close, so in future posts I will be "putting away" )
The thing that cracked me up about the whole sequence, was that I put down my coffee which I had just bought while I was chatting to her, and picked it up on the way out. the coffee was still quite warm, so I think the whole thing happened in approx 8-12 mins.
Questions, comments, ideas welcome haha...I just had a bunch of fun and am looking to continue to apply myself to PU, so I can make this sort of thing a more consistent part of an epic lifestyle
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